[ngateguy]

The Pope made a decision
to grant absolution to three sinners.
The first person before him was Howard Stern.
"What is your sin?" asked the Pope.
"I have offended people all over the country,"
replied Howard.
"Kneel down," replied the Pope.
"I shall bless you and grant you absolution."

Next before him was Bill Clinton.
"What is your sin?" asked the Pope.
"I have cheated on my wife," Bill answered.
"Kneel down," said the Pope.
"I shall bless you and grant you absolution."

The third sinner was then before the Pope.
"What is your name?" he asked.
"Monica Lewinsky."
"Perhaps it would be best if you remain standing!"

:beer:

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[cycletourist]

Hey, I like your sig line. Isn't that from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe?

[Chris L]

:roflmao:

[ngateguy]

Hey, I like your sig line. Isn't that from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe?
Yep it is from the begining to "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe" great stuff I have been re-reading it for the last week or so.