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If it's coming to your town, you really, really don't want to miss it. Do hire a babysitter for the night, though.
A Canadian tour is in order.
A Canadian tour is in order.
It's been to British Columbia. In fact, some of the films were made there. It just needs to head east. :)
It's been to British Columbia. In fact, some of the films were made there. It just needs to head east. :)
There are a surprising number of cyclists and quite the strong bike culture here in Edmonton... and folks think we're just all pickup driving rednecks.
This needs to come here.
This needs to come here.
You've spelled that incorrectly ;) .
The trailer is hilarious (NOT SAFE FOR WORK, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!).
East Hill
Hmm, this was in Seattle and I missed it. I wonder if there was a BF posting at the time, and I just overlooked it.
Hmm, this was in Seattle and I missed it. I wonder if there was a BF posting at the time, and I just overlooked it.
I believe there was. I know I couldn't make it because of the time. It sure looks like some good entertainment, though :p .
East Hill
It's coming to Nashville! :lol:
It's coming to Nashville! :lol:
So you're going, right?
East Hill
What lube goes best with these films?
What lube goes best with these films?
Anything from Proofhide to Slick Willy, depending upon the part of the bike you fancy :p .
East Hill
o0oh Easthill is one kinky lass haha
I've wanted to see this... I might have to set aside some time.
o0oh Easthill is one kinky lass haha
There were some interesting scenes in the trailer ;) .
hehehehe
East Hill
So you're going, right?
East Hill
No, it would take a lot more than that for me to go to Nashville.
it wouldnt take much for me but a ride
I'll be there for sure, I've been talking to the good Rev. about this for a couple of weeks now!
I'll be there for sure, I've been talking to the good Rev. about this for a couple of weeks now!
Is the Rev. in SLC? I didn't realise that...
I hope it makes it back here to Puget Sound eventually :D .
East Hill
Think I'll skip it. Hobbies are good, sex is good, but I just can't get too worked up about "Nude Coin Collecting". Ditto with bikes.
Not that it's coming within a 1,000 miles of here, anyway.
A little decorum, please...
Okay, that's enough! Carry on. Over this way if you would.
A little decorum, please...
Okay, that's enough! Carry on. Over this way if you would.
This is the AltBike forum, remember?
:p
East Hill
East coast, pfffft.
It toured California before Christmas. You must have missed it.
Is the Rev. in SLC?
nope, saw him in PDX at the 'bomb last night, I think they leave Tuesday...
:)
nope, saw him in PDX at the 'bomb last night, I think they leave Tuesday...
:)
Ah! Light dawns...I thought Kemmer was talking about the Rev. Chuck.
D'oh!
The Rev. Phil is a nice guy, I got to meet him at the NAHBS. He was actually the one who convinced me that I would be ok trying to master the art of riding a fixed tallbike :D .
Cute, too. And, he offered me a sip of his non-coke :) .
East Hill
It toured California before Christmas. You must have missed it.
Darn, next time around then maybe. :p
I hear there will be a second series next year. :)
I hear there will be a second series next year. :)
Oh joy!
I will be looking for that :D .
East Hill
The bike porn hype seems to have worn off here in LA, everyone was into making somthing, but I haven't heard any talk of it in the past month.
I'll have to ask around we have to represent next year, I'm sure we have a few professionals in our ranks here, maybe they'll help with technical direction.
What lube goes best with these films?
3/22 New York... wish i was older...
"Finish Line Teflon Fortified Bicycle Grease
This bicycle grease is specially formulated to handle the low rpm's and extreme pressures
withstands extreme pressures and has a temperature range of -65 F to +500 F; 3.5 oz. tube fits conveniently in any maintenance kit."
http://www.mtbr.com/reviews/Lube/product_86272.shtml
sorry to get raunchy but i couldnt resist at only 5.00 dollars a tube :beer:
its a bike place where a bunch of fat 46yr old virgins will actually spend 75 dollars to watch girls have fake orgasms on bike handles, bike pedals, bike seats... etc... itll be on youtube in a week
3/22 New York... wish i was older...
"Finish Line Teflon Fortified Bicycle Grease
This bicycle grease is specially formulated to handle the low rpm's and extreme pressures
withstands extreme pressures and has a temperature range of -65 F to +500 F; 3.5 oz. tube fits conveniently in any maintenance kit."
http://www.mtbr.com/reviews/Lube/product_86272.shtml
sorry to get raunchy but i couldnt resist at only 5.00 dollars a tube :beer:
its a bike place where a bunch of fat 46yr old virgins will actually spend 75 dollars to watch girls have fake orgasms on bike handles, bike pedals, bike seats... etc... itll be on youtube in a week
There is something for everyone out there, no matter what, eh?
East Hill
has anyone here particpated in the world naked bike ride speaking of naked hobbies
No, but it's a very popular ride around here.
hmmm....went to the one in Chicago last night
The show SUCKS!!!! The title of Bike Porn is tottally misleading...its pretty much a bunch of short films (as one of the many hecklers in the crowd shouted "I didnt pay $10 to watch a bunch of youtube videos) about bikes...and even some not about bikes...very little erotic content.
It started off bad...some guy started off with a intro on stage...after a few minutes of his boring speech people started to boo and shout things at him...he eventually got off stage and started the movie. Each movie was boring...people began to walk out after 10minutes (many more walked out later on).
The highlight of the night was this boring short film w/ this guy in this mock interview...after being bored a few mintues people started to boo (nobody was paying attention at this point)....The guy running the show (im assuming that was him...the orignal guy on stage that got boo'd off) yelled "listen up Chicago, shut the **** up and listen to the sketch...its very funny"....more boo's. He then got so pissed that he rewond the short to the beginning. This time an even large group walked out of it.
In short, people were pissed...and they had a right to be. Its a ****ing scam. Me and my friend ended up leaving early out. We went to a diner down the street and saw a few cyclist who stopped and asked if we had been to the show. They left 10min into it because of how bad it was.
STAY AWAY!!!!!
Wow. It's been very popular in other places - is it a regional thing?
Oh my
Personally I'd be happy I didn't have to lug that woody around ;) .
East Hill
hmmm....went to the one in Chicago last night
The show SUCKS!!!! The title of Bike Porn is tottally misleading...its pretty much a bunch of short films (as one of the many hecklers in the crowd shouted "I didnt pay $10 to watch a bunch of youtube videos) about bikes...and even some not about bikes...very little erotic content.
It started off bad...some guy started off with a intro on stage...after a few minutes of his boring speech people started to boo and shout things at him...he eventually got off stage and started the movie. Each movie was boring...people began to walk out after 10minutes (many more walked out later on).
The highlight of the night was this boring short film w/ this guy in this mock interview...after being bored a few mintues people started to boo (nobody was paying attention at this point)....The guy running the show (im assuming that was him...the orignal guy on stage that got boo'd off) yelled "listen up Chicago, shut the **** up and listen to the sketch...its very funny"....more boo's. He then got so pissed that he rewond the short to the beginning. This time an even large group walked out of it.
In short, people were pissed...and they had a right to be. Its a ****ing scam. Me and my friend ended up leaving early out. We went to a diner down the street and saw a few cyclist who stopped and asked if we had been to the show. They left 10min into it because of how bad it was.
STAY AWAY!!!!!
This is a town with VERY VERY little 40 year old virgins that live with their moms... these are actually the tired corporate dudes, who's wives are getting saggy, and they were looking for a little more action than usual.
hmmm....went to the one in Chicago last night
The show SUCKS!!!!
Well what did you expect? I mean, it always seemed like more of a joke to me, which I feel is kind of the point. If you would rather have seen straight up porn then you should have stayed home in the first place.
I don't think it was ever intended as straight up porn, what were they thinking?
I don't think it was ever intended as straight up porn, what were they thinking?
Well, I'd have to say it sounds as if there's some unfulfilled desires out there ;) .
East Hill
Wow. It's been very popular in other places - is it a regional thing?
I don't know, but SLC seemed to enjoy it as well. It's too bad people walked out, but hey, what can you do for a fun hater?
Oh, and Capn ˇFUN!, I'm sorry you couldn't make it to our stop on the tour. How's the leg?
Yeah, send your get-well wishes to Capn iFUN!, he had a slight mishap in Denver (http://www.zoobomb.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=12776). (and he had been doing so well at St Ratrick's Day and Cycle Slaughterama).
:(
Yeah, send your get-well wishes to Capn iFUN!, he had a slight mishap in Denver (http://www.zoobomb.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=12776). (and he had been doing so well at St Ratrick's Day and Cycle Slaughterama).
:(
It's too bad he didn't get a chance to come win the mini bike Gymkhana (http://flickr.com/photos/thezed/2389442904/in/pool-629275@N21/) and Freak bike tallie cat. (http://flickr.com/photos/thezed/2392655693/in/pool-629275@N21) :(
Yeah, send your get-well wishes to Capn iFUN!, he had a slight mishap in Denver (http://www.zoobomb.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=12776). (and he had been doing so well at St Ratrick's Day and Cycle Slaughterama).
:(
:eek: !
East Hill
:eek: !
East Hill
That was a hip but ain't hip...
Last weekends events in SLC made the news! Rev. Phil himself got special mention for opening and closing his legs:
http://www.inthisweek.com/articles.php?id=348#article
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