crushkilldstroy
03-10-08, 09:09 PM
I like him. He recommended a good beer to me while I was stuck at the airport in SLC. He doesn't seem very Fascist. He has a child that fits nicely in a messenger bag.
Singlespeed & Fixed Gear - OT: Kemmer
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doofo
03-10-08, 09:11 PM
i heard hes a spy robot programmed to fit in with hipsters to help further the oppressive mod agenda
operator
03-10-08, 09:19 PM
I heard he likes tomasini frames
deathhare
03-10-08, 09:20 PM
he made me do...things :(
NitroPye
03-10-08, 09:28 PM
he made me do...things :(
Show us on this doll where...
Show us on this doll where...
metaljim
03-10-08, 09:28 PM
he made me do...things :(
HAHAHAHA. i spit all over my keyboard.
HAHAHAHA. i spit all over my keyboard.
NitroPye
03-10-08, 09:30 PM
The night when deathhare stood up to the oppressive overlords is so much funner then the OT: <color> People threads day.
teiaperigosa
03-10-08, 09:32 PM
Show us on this doll where...
NitroPye...you are making a come up in this business we call BFSSFG...
NitroPye...you are making a come up in this business we call BFSSFG...
NitroPye
03-10-08, 09:34 PM
NitroPye...you are making a come up in this business we call BFSSFG...
I'd like to thank the "OT: Whiskey, Scotch and Bourbon" thread.
I'd like to thank the "OT: Whiskey, Scotch and Bourbon" thread.
jgarcia186
03-10-08, 09:34 PM
Ive chuckled after opening most of the threads tonite. thanks everyone.
metaljim
03-10-08, 09:35 PM
I'd like to thank the "OT: Whiskey, Scotch and Bourbon" thread.
damn, my tax return came in today and i was gonna go to the liquor store and get some new whiskey tonite after reading that thread.
damn, my tax return came in today and i was gonna go to the liquor store and get some new whiskey tonite after reading that thread.
deathhare
03-10-08, 09:36 PM
Show us on this doll where...
http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/5914/stl75boyta2.jpg
:(:(
http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/5914/stl75boyta2.jpg
:(:(
metaljim
03-10-08, 09:54 PM
hahahahahaha. shame on you kemmer. your cheap messenger bags and easy-going demeanor won't help you out this time.
poor DH. all he wanted to do is wear his steelers helmet and run around naked causing trouble, and you had to take advantage on him.
poor DH. all he wanted to do is wear his steelers helmet and run around naked causing trouble, and you had to take advantage on him.
NitroPye
03-10-08, 10:06 PM
hahahahahaha. shame on you kemmer. your cheap messenger bags and easy-going demeanor won't help you out this time.
poor DH. all he wanted to do is wear his steelers helmet and run around naked causing trouble, and you had to take advantage on him.
"He was asking for it!"
poor DH. all he wanted to do is wear his steelers helmet and run around naked causing trouble, and you had to take advantage on him.
"He was asking for it!"
donnamb
03-10-08, 11:08 PM
I hear he's trying to lure a bicycle pornographer to SLC.
x136
03-10-08, 11:15 PM
http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/5914/stl75boyta2.jpg
:(:(Freakin' nullos, man. Always runnin' around naked, babbling to everyone they meet about how freeing it is to have no genitals. But you touch 'em down there, and they get all freaking offended. What the hell.
:(:(Freakin' nullos, man. Always runnin' around naked, babbling to everyone they meet about how freeing it is to have no genitals. But you touch 'em down there, and they get all freaking offended. What the hell.
wroomwroomoops
03-10-08, 11:26 PM
Show us on this doll where...
LOL!!!
You're the King of sex and good fun.
LOL!!!
You're the King of sex and good fun.
zelah
03-10-08, 11:30 PM
kemmer makes me think of work (power company) because i know one day he might call and i might answer. also because kemmerer wyoming is another place we serve
ThunderChunky
03-11-08, 01:49 AM
Show us on this doll where...
dewd i toadally already used that one. i like invented pointing on dolls,
http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=375299&highlight=touched
dewd i toadally already used that one. i like invented pointing on dolls,
http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=375299&highlight=touched
kemmer
03-11-08, 02:04 AM
Listen, I can explain, I was helping him with a potty situation. What was I supposed to do, let him run around with yesterdays taco bell dripping down his leg?
kemmer
03-11-08, 02:06 AM
I hear he's trying to lure a bicycle pornographer to SLC.
Oh yeah, less than a month from now I'll be waiting outside a certain warehouse in SLC with an ample supply of chain lube and park grease.
Oh yeah, less than a month from now I'll be waiting outside a certain warehouse in SLC with an ample supply of chain lube and park grease.
Peedtm
03-11-08, 07:07 AM
Listen, I can explain, I was helping him with a potty situation. What was I supposed to do, let him run around with yesterdays taco bell dripping down his leg?
Yeah, but why did you have to take off your pants too?
Yeah, but why did you have to take off your pants too?
lotek
03-11-08, 07:10 AM
I like him. He recommended a good beer to me while I was stuck at the airport in SLC. He doesn't seem very Fascist. He has a child that fits nicely in a messenger bag.
I call complete and utter BS. there is no good beer in utah.
I call complete and utter BS. there is no good beer in utah.
kemmer
03-11-08, 12:21 PM
I call complete and utter BS. there is no good beer in utah.
Lies! There are several gold medal award winning beers brewed right here in Utah.
Lies! There are several gold medal award winning beers brewed right here in Utah.
willypilgrim
03-11-08, 02:17 PM
Show us on this doll where...
slow....slow....
slow....slow....
Metricoclock
03-11-08, 02:20 PM
slow....slow....
hahah i was just watching the It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia episode last night "Charlie got Molested"
hahah i was just watching the It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia episode last night "Charlie got Molested"
BRANDUNE
03-11-08, 02:22 PM
Lies! There are several gold medal award winning beers brewed right here in Utah.
Oh yeah there are:
http://www.utahbeers.com/shop/components/com_virtuemart/shop_image/product/af6ac2d59f6f57dc7ccddb9bc5df912f.jpg
Oh yeah there are:
http://www.utahbeers.com/shop/components/com_virtuemart/shop_image/product/af6ac2d59f6f57dc7ccddb9bc5df912f.jpg
crushkilldstroy
03-11-08, 03:00 PM
Oh yeah there are:
http://www.utahbeers.com/shop/components/com_virtuemart/shop_image/product/af6ac2d59f6f57dc7ccddb9bc5df912f.jpg
Que? That is the copper-est porter I have ever seen.
http://www.utahbeers.com/shop/components/com_virtuemart/shop_image/product/af6ac2d59f6f57dc7ccddb9bc5df912f.jpg
Que? That is the copper-est porter I have ever seen.
kemmer
03-11-08, 05:10 PM
I've never noticed that it's that copper. I don't usually drink it though.
crushkilldstroy
03-11-08, 05:17 PM
I've never noticed that it's that copper. I don't usually drink it though.
There is no way that's a porter. It's gotta be something else.
There is no way that's a porter. It's gotta be something else.
Brian
03-11-08, 05:30 PM
I call complete and utter BS. there is no good beer in utah.
The missus has her mum and aunt visiting from Australia, and all three gave Squatter's a burp of approval. My bin is overflowing with empty beer bottles, and they haven't been here two weeks yet.
The missus has her mum and aunt visiting from Australia, and all three gave Squatter's a burp of approval. My bin is overflowing with empty beer bottles, and they haven't been here two weeks yet.
kemmer
03-11-08, 06:23 PM
The missus has her mum and aunt visiting from Australia, and all three gave Squatter's a burp of approval. My bin is overflowing with empty beer bottles, and they haven't been here two weeks yet.
Yeah, squatters is my local favorite, but desert edge, red rock, uinta, moab, hoppers, the bohemian and wasatch all at least one great brew.
The only ****ty thing is that they're all 4.0%
Yeah, squatters is my local favorite, but desert edge, red rock, uinta, moab, hoppers, the bohemian and wasatch all at least one great brew.
The only ****ty thing is that they're all 4.0%
Brian
03-11-08, 06:28 PM
Yeah, squatters is my local favorite, but desert edge, red rock, uinta, moab, hoppers, the bohemian and wasatch all at least one great brew.
The only ****ty thing is that they're all 4.0%
To cure that, we have this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bundaberg_Rum).
The only ****ty thing is that they're all 4.0%
To cure that, we have this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bundaberg_Rum).
willypilgrim
03-11-08, 08:41 PM
Que? That is the copper-est porter I have ever seen.
are you ********? look at the foam, the contrast is quite obviously ****ed in that still image.
are you ********? look at the foam, the contrast is quite obviously ****ed in that still image.
willypilgrim
03-11-08, 08:42 PM
hahah i was just watching the It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia episode last night "Charlie got Molested"
haha thanks for getting that.
haha thanks for getting that.
crushkilldstroy
03-11-08, 09:10 PM
are you ********? look at the foam, the contrast is quite obviously ****ed in that still image.
You aren't very good at this. Even if the contrast were screwy, you wouldn't be able to see that much light through it.
You aren't very good at this. Even if the contrast were screwy, you wouldn't be able to see that much light through it.
bexley
03-11-08, 09:17 PM
Fight!
x136
03-11-08, 09:18 PM
The missus has her mum and aunt visiting from Australia, and all three gave Squatter's a burp of approval.You can add me to that particular cacophony of eructation.
crushkilldstroy
03-11-08, 10:09 PM
Fight!
You're closer. I'll fight you instead.
You're closer. I'll fight you instead.
willypilgrim
03-11-08, 10:38 PM
You aren't very good at this. Even if the contrast were screwy, you wouldn't be able to see that much light through it.
honestly, you're totally right. all i paid attention to was the obviously ridiculous contrast and the copper thing. a porter should be darker for sure.
i've had a few too many to think clearly i thinks.
poooooooossssssstttttttttttbbbbbbbbbbbbbboooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmbbbbbbbbb
honestly, you're totally right. all i paid attention to was the obviously ridiculous contrast and the copper thing. a porter should be darker for sure.
i've had a few too many to think clearly i thinks.
poooooooossssssstttttttttttbbbbbbbbbbbbbboooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmbbbbbbbbb