# Jokes & Humor - Bankstown High School (Sydney, Australia) Mathematics Exam

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Chris L
03-10-08, 10:52 PM
BANKSTOWN HIGH SCHOOL, CITY OF BANKSTOWN, NSW

MATHEMATICS EXAM

NAME .......................................
GANG........................................

Time allowed 1 hour

1. If Mohamed lowers his WRX by 2 inches front and back and puts on stolen 18-inch Zepter wheels, how many inches has he originally lost from the stock suspension?

2. If Con needs 3 razors a day to stay clean shaved, how may razors will he need before he goes to the gym at 8.00 pm?

3. If Mustaffa runs 10 km from the Police in Lakemba to Punchbowl, then steals a car and drives another 5 km to Bankstown, how many kilometres has he travelled if he ends up hiding in Wiley Park?

4. Omar has 2 ounces of cocaine. He sells an "8 ball" to Hamil for \$320.00 and 2 grams to Akhmed for \$85.00 per gram. What is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?

5. If Ahmed receives \$200.00 per week disability allowance from Centrelink, also works as a builder for his brother who pays him a further \$400.00 per week, and then claims \$10.00 per week education allowance from the Government for each of his 75 children for school, how much more does he need to buy a smashed Tarago from the auctions?

6. If the average spray can covers 22 square metres and the average letter is 8 square centimetres, how many letters can a tagger spray with 3 cans of paint?

7. If Soula needs 25 mls of wax per day to get rid of her facial hair, and Soula is only 19 years old, how many mls will her mother need if she is 47?

8. Mohamed has an AK-47 with 2 x 30 round clips. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many drive-by shootings can he attend before he has to reload?

9. If Jim changes the oil in his Fish & Chips shop deep fryer every 18 months and this costs him \$400.00, how often should he change the oil if he wants to spend only \$180.00 per annum on new oil?

10. If Abdo runs a Donor Kebab shop and works as a Taxi driver on weekends and earns \$1,200.00 per week, how much does Centrelink give him for his job search allowance?

wfin2004
03-11-08, 05:28 PM
Bankstown? Is that in the Australian ghetto? Sounds like south St.Petersburg, Fl. You know that as the place of the never ending riots.

Falchoon
03-12-08, 05:07 AM
Bankstown? Is that in the Australian ghetto? Sounds like south St.Petersburg, Fl. You know that as the place of the never ending riots.

Sort of. It's in Sydney where a lot of Lebanese-Australians hang out.

wfin2004
03-12-08, 06:46 AM
Sort of. It's in Sydney where a lot of Lebanese-Australians hang out.

Suicide bombings there?

rollin
05-02-08, 09:18 AM
A racist Mod. Nice.

otnman
05-03-08, 03:17 PM
sheesh, lighten up. It's a joke. Jokes are that way, most jokes are about some type of race/gender/or other group of people. Next time a redneck joke comes up I guess I need to complain. What about all the musicians? They should make their voices heard. The next thread down should really make them mad.
Like I said it's a joke, let it go.

Flying Merkel
05-03-08, 05:29 PM
sheesh, lighten up. It's a joke. Jokes are that way, most jokes are about some type of race/gender/or other group of people. Next time a redneck joke comes up I guess I need to complain. What about all the musicians? They should make their voices heard. The next thread down should really make them mad.
Like I said it's a joke, let it go.

We prefer to be called "Appalachian Americans". Please do better in the future to respeck our feelings.

rollin
05-04-08, 10:09 AM
sheesh, lighten up. It's a joke. Jokes are that way, most jokes are about some type of race/gender/or other group of people. Next time a redneck joke comes up I guess I need to complain. What about all the musicians? They should make their voices heard. The next thread down should really make them mad.
Like I said it's a joke, let it go.

Oh OK if you say so:rolleyes:

ferd_miller
05-18-08, 08:08 AM
A racist Mod. Nice.

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/ferd_miller/ah_jeez_not_again.jpg

wfin2004
05-18-08, 07:24 PM
What the hey. I thought it was a great 'joke'. Nothing racist about it.

squeakywheel
05-18-08, 07:33 PM
:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Not only is it funny, but I think it gives me a glimpse of Sydney culture. Bravo! We could pretend these stereotypes don't exist, but that wouldn't really help.

scrapmetal
05-22-08, 05:59 AM
We prefer to be called "Appalachian Americans". Please do better in the future to respeck our feelings.

:roflmao::beer:

maximan1
05-22-08, 09:21 AM
This joke is old...