Singlespeed & Fixed Gear - OT: Thanks for the laughs

I cut my friggan thumb open while laughing at these threads while slicing a tomato.

Seriously. There was a lot of blood. I had to use the first aid kit the nurse I am dating made for me.

I cut my friggan thumb open while laughing at these threads while slicing a tomato.

Seriously. There was a lot of blood. I had to use the first aid kit the nurse I am dating made for me.


I call bull****.


No one here can get a date. I'm going to check with Allesandro in the morning to verify this.

Nurse pics needed.

Nurse pics needed.


With your user name written on her with a sharpie. Or at least a NurseSpace link?

yes yes

I may be under the influence but I know better then to jeopardize free health coverage.. I mean a cute girl by posting her picture.

Here have some blood instead:

http://cole.nitroy.com/Files/Temp/blood.jpg

is that a turkey neck?!

how were you cutting a tomato and surfing teh forumz at the same time?

Laptop. Kitchen.

Tomatoes are red so I think my blood got into my sandwich without me knowing.

/\ commitment

I bet it tasted better

Tomatoes are red so I think my blood got into my sandwich without me knowing.



OM NOM NOM NOM

you read BF while cooking? WTF? do you have computers everywhere in your house, all constantly updating and refreshing? do you have a tablet you use as a cutting board?

I may be under the influence but I know better then to jeopardize free health coverage.. I mean a cute girl by posting her picture.

Here have some blood instead:

http://cole.nitroy.com/Files/Temp/blood.jpg

Ohh...a nipple pic!

you read BF while cooking? WTF? do you have computers everywhere in your house, all constantly updating and refreshing? do you have a tablet you use as a cutting board?



You're a Slayer fan. Just enjoy the blood and stop asking questions.:)

why is your thumb so grossly discolored?(not just the bloody part)

It is wrapped in gauze.

The thread nonsense tonight was my entertainment. I was going to watch a movie but instead followed the play by play posting.

It is wrapped in gauze.

The thread nonsense tonight was my entertainment. I was going to watch a movie but instead followed the play by play posting.

Too much type-y-type-y, not enough nursey-nursey

someone needs to liveblog this **** ^

My first job ever was at a Subway. I was a friggin sandwich artist. On my first day, during the lunch rush, I sliced my thumb open while cutting bread for a sandwich. I was too scared to leave the line, so I just covered up the blood on everyone's sandwich with cheese. I bled on sandwiches for almost a half hour.

lol?

My first job ever was at a Subway. I was a friggin sandwich artist. On my first day, during the lunch rush, I sliced my thumb open while cutting bread for a sandwich. I was too scared to leave the line, so I just covered up the blood on everyone's sandwich with cheese. I bled on sandwiches for almost a half hour.

Store # please.

My first job ever was at a Subway. I was a friggin sandwich artist. On my first day, during the lunch rush, I sliced my thumb open while cutting bread for a sandwich. I was too scared to leave the line, so I just covered up the blood on everyone's sandwich with cheese. I bled on sandwiches for almost a half hour.

that better be a ****ing joke.

My first job ever was at a Subway. I was a friggin sandwich artist. On my first day, during the lunch rush, I sliced my thumb open while cutting bread for a sandwich. I was too scared to leave the line, so I just covered up the blood on everyone's sandwich with cheese. I bled on sandwiches for almost a half hour.


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