Not sure I fit the Xtracycle Culture

[EricJ]

There's a testimonial on Xtracycle.com that lists all the passengers an owner has carried on his FreeRadical. I'm a fairly liberal, open-minded guy, and I have an Xtracycle on order to prove it. But now I'm wondering if I really fit into the Xtracycle culture after seeing the first three passengers on the list.

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Noteworthy passengers so far have included:

* My wife
* My boyfriend
* My boyfriend's girlfriend
* My mother
* My mother-in-law
* My boss' boss
* The hottie at the running shoe store
* BOTH hotties at the bike shop

-Joaquin B. Feliciano, Ph.D.

[Abneycat]

I don't see the connection between one's lifestyle choices and the Xtracycle in completely unrelated areas of life. But if it makes you feel better, you could drive an Escalade and associate with Dick Cheney instead! :D

[AllenG]

Are you saying my Xtracycle is supposed to get me laid?
I don't think mine came with that feature.
Damn.

[Abneycat]

Are you saying my Xtracycle is supposed to get me laid?
I don't think mine came with that feature.
Damn.

Mine came with that feature ;)

Actually, now that you mention it, maybe there is a connection..

[cman]

I guess I did not read that ever, but I don' t see the point of the OP. Who cares if you fit into a particular lifestyle as long as you are happy.

[EricJ]

I just thought a guy referring to his wife, his boyfriend and his boyfriend's girlfriend was unusual, but I guess not to anyone else. I guess if you have to explain the joke...Carry on.

Eric

[Kimmitt]

Nah, it was pretty funny.

[donnamb]

Are you saying my Xtracycle is supposed to get me laid?
I don't think mine came with that feature.
Damn.
You got fleeced, Allen. I'd write the company if I were you. ;)

[HandsomeRyan]

I guess you didn't read the fine print on the xtracycle website- being a promiscuous bisexual is prerequisite for ownership.

If this does not describe your choice of lifestyle they probably won't even sell you one.

[/sarcasm]

[EricJ]

I guess you didn't read the fine print on the xtracycle website- being a promiscuous bisexual is prerequisite for ownership.

If this does not describe your choice of lifestyle they probably won't even sell you one.

[/sarcasm]

Like a Thermos. You put cold stuff in it and it keeps it cold. You put hot stuff in it and it keeps it hot. How does it KNOW?

Anyway, my Xtracycle shipped Friday. If it doesn't show by next Monday, I hope I don't have to go find a boyfriend.

Eric

[Corcis]

I guess you didn't read the fine print on the xtracycle website- being a promiscuous bisexual is prerequisite for ownership.


Does this mean...y'know, I don't know where my mitt went, so I guess I'll just have to remember how to pitch.

[Kimmitt]

I bought a used xtracycle. I don't even know what that means.

[HardyWeinberg]

Are you saying my Xtracycle is supposed to get me laid?
I don't think mine came with that feature.
Damn.

You didn't get the right set of 'footsies'

[BAH]

I just thought a guy referring to his wife, his boyfriend and his boyfriend's girlfriend was unusual, but I guess not to anyone else. I guess if you have to explain the joke...Carry on.

Eric

I got it and it was funny :D