Mountain Biking - Things a little elfy......

We've all been waiting for this killer pic of the best bike ever with a great rider named elf throwing some hardcore drop skillz.It seems that he has ducked and dodged this subject in every way after some boastful talk. I think we should dedicate a thread to the elf. Feel free to make any hardcore claims here.Give all the wacked out advice you want. Post your sic riding pics here so he can see that it can be done.Big props to you elf.

I'll start with a pic of the girlscout doing a drop on an Enduro so the elf can see it can be done.
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w69/mtnbiker66/Bikes/CaseyAugust06031.jpg

I'll punch anyone who bad mouths <insert anything you want here> repeatedly in the throat.

I'll start with a pic of the girlscout doing a drop on an Enduro so the elf can see it can be done.


DUUUUDE! That aint nuthin just teh uther dai i did 20 footer 2 flat

I'll punch anyone who bad mouths <insert anything you want here> repeatedly in the throat.

clarification sought: is it the punching that will be repeatedly in the throat or the bad-mouthing?

*Snip*

That picture has quite obviously been shooped. I can tell from the pixels and seeing quite a few shoops in my time.





I'm j-playin' with ya. How big was the drop?

That picture has quite obviously been shooped. I can tell from the pixels and seeing quite a few shoops in my time.





I'm just j-playin' with ya. How big was the drop?

100 feet

100 feet

I've done 180 footers with my Nixon.

That's not girlscout. No bobble head effect.

Thanks all, its an honor to be here.

I've done 180 footers with my Nixon.

250 on RST

lol, il put the pics up in the morning refrain from your whining until then.

75 feet on my 3900 what now?!?!?

lol, il put the pics up in the morning refrain from your whining until then.

Set up a stand with a time stamp and date, otherwise it's not you.

clarification sought: is it the punching that will be repeatedly in the throat or the bad-mouthing?

Punches to throat. It will be apparent in the event that it becomes necessary.

Hard tails cant handle those drops

same with carbon it would implode

No really?!?

Some crazy guy on a trials bike did like a 20ft drop on his trials fully rigid for a record..........

Alright, il lay off for a little while, after about 2 months everyone gets the "elf hangover"

Alright, il lay off for a little while, after about 2 months everyone gets the "elf hangover"

oh no, by all means, stick around until at least tomorrow morning.

oh no, by all means, stick around until at least tomorrow morning.

no, i meant il lay off until tommorow morning, you dont expect me to think all this stuff up sleepy, i assume?

oh, and im switching profiles, its when you folks stop complaining about how stupid my name is that i should become worried.

Oh crap. Then we won't know who you are.

Oh crap. Then we won't know who you are.

I mean, it's not like the mods could check IP or anything, right?

Oh crap. Then we won't know who you are.

Oh I think it'll become apparent...

I mean, it's not like the mods could check IP or anything, right?

I don't think so. I'm not sure.

Post your sic riding pics here so he can see that it can be done.

Bow down maggots.

http://paradigmhosting.net/1/jp_qd.jpg

What that pic needs is a certain bush-axe wielding guy from Hamilton, Ontario.

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Is that you?

It's not that elf guy.

What that pic needs is a certain bush-axe wielding guy from Hamilton, Ontario.

My bad. Feel free to insert the spooky lurker.

I'm pretty sure they could only do those drops with hyrdos.

Bow down maggots.

http://paradigmhosting.net/1/jp_qd.jpg

This could be the elf. The rider is just a bit larger than the leaf at the bottom of that "drop".

Bow down maggots.

http://paradigmhosting.net/1/jp_qd.jpg

coolest trackstand evar!!

elf...if you change your name, how will I know from whom to expect my beatdown?

please pm me for details...

Oh crap. Then we won't know who you are.

I never said I was going to hide. Mwuahaha, or did I?

I feel left out, i haven't been threatened. Does this make me a temporary member of the TGMBG?

I feel left out, i haven't been threatened. Does this make me a temporary member of the TGMBG?

:D yes

What that pic needs is a certain bush-axe wielding guy from Hamilton, Ontario.Not from Ontario, but the little leprechaun-rider better watch out anyway. . .

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t162/dminorwa/BigDrop_BigAxe.jpg

That's next months MBA cover!

:D yes

Shut up. You have no idea how the TGMBG rolls.

Not from Ontario, but the little leprechaun-rider better watch out anyway. . .


I see you bought into his whole "Upstate New York" thing.

Some areas of Upstate NY might as well be Ontario.

I see you bought into his whole "Upstate New York" thing.Oh, and here I was thinking there were some spy-shots (y'know, Ames Factory Worx Team?) of you weilding the axe. :D

Oh, and here I was thinking there were some spy-shots (y'know, Ames Factory Worx Team) of you weilding the axe. :D

Ah, but I'm not from Ontario. I think Maelstrom is originally from Ontario and other than Gastro I think that's it. Our good friend rev.monkey was from Ontario, too. The rest of the Canucks here are from out west in Alberta, Saskatchewan and B.C.

isn't there supposed to be an elfy picture in this thread by now?

Ah, but I'm not from Ontario. I think Maelstrom is originally from Ontario and other than Gastro I think that's it. Our good friend rev.monkey was from Ontario, too. The rest of the Canucks here are from out west in Alberta, Saskatchewan and B.C.Thank you for that clarification, santiago. When things get east of Saskatoon, it gets a bit hazy for me - - seems like everyone speaks French, marks mileage in hectares or cubits or something and wants to secede from North America.

Ah, but I'm not from Ontario. I think Maelstrom is originally from Ontario and other than Gastro I think that's it. Our good friend rev.monkey was from Ontario, too. The rest of the Canucks here are from out west in Alberta, Saskatchewan and B.C.

I used to live in Windsor, Ontario.

I was happy about leaving though. I think the cancer rate there was something like 50%.

isn't there supposed to be an elfy picture in this thread by now?

It be late, i have 2 lacrosse games tommorow morning, and it takes a long time to download pics. Il get them up soon.

It be late, i have 2 lacrosse games tommorow morning, and it takes a long time to download pics. Il get them up soon.

It takes me about 20 seconds to download a picture. Stop stalling.