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10-24-03, 08:40 AM
Sasha was livid: "Gavril, I told you not to eat the old VHS recording of the movie R.A.D.! Read it! It is not Frosted Flakes!"
"Sorry, Sasha," said Gavril, as he reached for the Frosted Flakes, which had been sitting in their museum since 2399.
"You are *so* `furnitured'," said Larissa, in a voice hauntingly similar to that of an Iowan of circa 2001. It is not clear whether she was referring to Sasha and Gavril or just Sasha. It is clear, however, that "furnitured" in those years meant under the influence of certain clandestinely produced lettuces. It is not clear, however, in what ways those lettuces did or did not affect one's physiology relative to today's lettuces.
So, off they pedalled into the sunny Siberian countryside, of course on museum, not contemporary, bikes(there were no contemporary bikes).
After 4 hours of thrills, they reached the summit of a moderately high plateau. Gavril dismounted, in tears.
He said, "This is Grrrrrrrrrrrreat! Yaaaaaa!" He was standing, arms outstretched and head tilted upwards, with his eyes closed. You may reckon (correctly) that he saw the same thing we all see when looking up at a bright sky with our eyes closed. Of course, it is not dark (so to speak).
And, what is more, the unbiased observer (i.e. the reader or me, the writer) might assume that he would have known what place he was in, if he had not been so "furnitured."
The End
by Jacob
"Sorry, Sasha," said Gavril, as he reached for the Frosted Flakes, which had been sitting in their museum since 2399.
"You are *so* `furnitured'," said Larissa, in a voice hauntingly similar to that of an Iowan of circa 2001. It is not clear whether she was referring to Sasha and Gavril or just Sasha. It is clear, however, that "furnitured" in those years meant under the influence of certain clandestinely produced lettuces. It is not clear, however, in what ways those lettuces did or did not affect one's physiology relative to today's lettuces.
So, off they pedalled into the sunny Siberian countryside, of course on museum, not contemporary, bikes(there were no contemporary bikes).
After 4 hours of thrills, they reached the summit of a moderately high plateau. Gavril dismounted, in tears.
He said, "This is Grrrrrrrrrrrreat! Yaaaaaa!" He was standing, arms outstretched and head tilted upwards, with his eyes closed. You may reckon (correctly) that he saw the same thing we all see when looking up at a bright sky with our eyes closed. Of course, it is not dark (so to speak).
And, what is more, the unbiased observer (i.e. the reader or me, the writer) might assume that he would have known what place he was in, if he had not been so "furnitured."
The End
by Jacob