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MsVicki
10-25-03, 11:54 AM
The doctor told me "Physical exercise is good for you." I know that I should do it, since my body is so out of shape. So I have worked out this easy daily program I can do anywhere:

Monday:
Beat around the bush.
Jump to conclusions.
Climb the walls.
Wade through paperwork.

Tuesday:
Drag my heels.
Push my luck.
Make mountains out of mole hills.
Hit the nail on the head.

Wednesday:
Bend over backwards.
Jump on the band wagon.
Balance the books.
Run around in circles.

Thursday:
Toot my own horn.
Climb the ladder of success.
Pull out the stops.
Add fuel to the fire.

Friday:
Open a can of worms.
Put my foot in my mouth.
Start the ball rolling.
Go over the edge.

Saturday:
Pick up the pieces.
Whew!
What a workout!

You are invited to use my program without charge!!


Chris L
10-25-03, 06:37 PM
So what do you do on Sunday? :D

A.troll
11-01-03, 07:03 AM
So what do you do on Sunday? :D

Everyone needs a day off, boyfriend!

Today is not my day off though. I am off to the gym!


DnvrFox
11-01-03, 07:11 AM
So what do you do on Sunday? :D

Pray up a storm?