The Difference Between Airplanes and Women:

[av8or]

An airplane will kill you quick . . .a woman takes her time.
Airplanes like to do it inverted.
Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
An airplane does not get mad if you 'touch and go.'
An airplane does not object to a preflight inspection.
Airplanes come with manuals.
Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits.
You can fly an airplane any time of the month.
Airplanes don't have parents.
Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you have flown.
When flying, you and your airplane both arrive at the same time.
Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes, or if you buy airplane magazines.
If your airplane is too loose, you can tighten it.
It's always OK to use tie downs on your airplane.

[Chi]

Lol!!!!

[Allister]

On the other hand:

It's not a good idea to abandon your aeroplane midflight.
Aeroplanes are heinously expensive to keep and maintain.
Your aeroplane is going nowhere unless provided with exactly the right, expensive fuel.
While it's fun to share your aeroplane with others, they do sometimes vomit on it.
Every crackpot terrorist wants to take your aeroplane to Cuba or something.
You always have to ask permission and wait your turn before taking off or landing your aeroplane.
You can never be sure that the previous owners weren't doing something illegal with your aeroplane.
When an aeroplane crashes, it takes you with it.
It takes years of training to learn how to fly an aeroplane.