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Gotte
03-18-08, 01:02 PM
Let's face it, he'd be lighter than Charles Bronson. And more effective. How many ******* and murderers has Charles Bronson killed? A hundred? two hundred at a push? Gandhi defeated the entire British Empire, and all in a bedsheet. Talk about low maintenance.


edit - oops, just notice a typo in the header. Oh well, he could teach me to spell in the down time.

gregw
03-18-08, 01:28 PM
and I'm sure he wouldn't eat as much either.
Gotte
03-18-08, 01:54 PM
Good point.

Would I have to take the four women he "didn;t" sleep with each night, though? I f I didn;t would he still have the power to pacifically resist all those hillbillies and bears?

resu
03-18-08, 02:13 PM
Take Stalin. He can get the wildlife to build you a mini-palace every night.
john bono
03-18-08, 03:49 PM
F*** Ghandi.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y250/PhotozOnline/PattonMoviePosterLarge.jpg

I'm going to use the bodies of cagers to grease the hubs of my wheels.
Gotte
03-20-08, 04:21 PM
Wow, I like your style. Of course, you realise you'll have to haul around all those medals, and, of course, the chrome football helmet might add a bit of weight. He'll probably ask you to wear one as well, and if you refuse...shoot you.