Southern California - 3-22 SAT Woo-La-La... It's the MUST-HAVE MUST-ACHE RIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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alicestrong
03-18-08, 05:30 PM
whittier's two wheel take over presents THE MUST-HAVE MUSTACHE RIDE
03.22.08
Woo-La-La... It's the MUST-HAVE MUST-ACHE RIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.geocities.com/alicestrong@sbcglobal.net/__moustacheride.gif
I'll show you mine if you show me yours. Little ones, short ones, fat ones, pre-pubescent and stunted ones, playful and naughty, synthetic and curly, moist and glistening with spittle ... all are welcome!
Why MUST-YOU MUST-ACHE:
1.) Bare lip sinks ships.
2.) One swallow doesn't make a summer.
3.) A rolling stone gathers no moss.
4.) Well begun is half done.
5.) And, Without a mustache you won't get a godamn thing.
Ladies & Gentlemen, hold on tightly to your handlebars, cause you just had your 'stache just did, and we are riding f-a-s-t! Enhance your social + riding skills with hair flair. Bring lights, (vitamin) water, power bars, spare tubes and patch kit, sweat-wicking lycra.
When:Saturday 3-22
meet at 8:30 pm
10316 Santa Gertrudes
Whittier, CA 90603
(We will be meeting at the parking lot behind the Whittier Cyclery where free give-aways will be handed out. No, this is not a scam.)
Start time:9:00
AND DID WE SAY, FREE GIVE-AWAYS?
<3
Contact info for this ride: < a href=mailto:twowheeltakeover@gmail.com>
http://www.twowheeltakeover@gmail.com/?r=1686880
http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=1686880
medium-fast steady pace
bring LIGHTS. gear to repair flats.
bring YOURSELF, your FRIENDS & your FRIENDS FRIENDS.
www.myspace.com/TWOWHEELTAKEOVER (http://www.myspace.com/TWOWHEELTAKEOVER)
Mr. Beanz
03-18-08, 05:46 PM
I can't do mustache rides! 45 years and I got nothing!:D
alicestrong
03-18-08, 05:47 PM
I can't do mustache rides! 45 years and I got nothing!:D
Fake it. That's what I plan on doing...:D
Barabus
03-18-08, 05:52 PM
I always thought a "mustache ride" was something that has nothing to do with bicycling?
I'm planning to ride! I'll bring a Sharpie for those who forget to bring their mustaches Hahaha
roadfix
03-18-08, 06:38 PM
When I was a porn star during the 90's I could have participated in a moustache ride.
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c362/jojisan/TourdeSewer.jpg
TJKnight
03-18-08, 09:24 PM
8:30 pm? Too late for me.
This sounds like fun, although I can't quite make out the route on gmap and the twowheeltakeover.com link doesn't seem to work for me.
That said, sadly, my mustache has slid down to my chin. Hopefully my severe case of mustacheslipia won't disqualify me from the ride...
...or cause someone to come chasing after me with a Sharpie only to get brained with a water bottle. :)
Is this a fixie ride? Or geared? Or whatever?
alicestrong
03-18-08, 10:46 PM
Sounds like fixed/road bikes would be best...
I think it's an equal opportunity ride . . . I always show up geared ... what are they gonna do? Hahaha.
East Hill
03-19-08, 01:02 PM
Do you get bonus points for having both a mustache and mustache bars?
East Hill
roadfix
03-19-08, 01:05 PM
I think it's an equal opportunity ride . . . I always show up geared ... what are they gonna do? Hahaha.They can twangle your derailleur when you're not looking. :p :D
Allez Oops
03-19-08, 06:22 PM
roadfix, that looks more like a cop 'stache to me.
Either way, 'twas a fine 'stache, and you wore it well.
alice, I have some dorky plastic mustaches with nostril clips you and the laydeez are welcome to borrow. If you can keep from sneezing them off, that is (those clips tickle).
(Boxcar and business man styles.)
alicestrong
03-19-08, 06:51 PM
Plastic is so...plastic :D
East Hill
03-20-08, 02:11 PM
Plastic is so...plastic :D
Are you saying that you are going to grow your own :eek: ?
East Hill
Tonight People! It's Tonight! - just a reminder.
I just want to say that I am totally overqualified for this ride.
East Hill
03-23-08, 12:04 AM
I just want to say that I am totally overqualified for this ride.
No, not overqualified.
PERFECT for this ride :D .
East Hill
The mustache envy would be unbearable.
alicestrong
03-23-08, 10:37 AM
We need pictures...:D
East Hill
03-23-08, 11:04 AM
We need pictures...:D
Now, if you got out more and wandered over to Foo every once in a while:
http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=397362&highlight=mustache
East Hill
alicestrong
03-23-08, 11:38 AM
http://www.geocities.com/alicestrong@sbcglobal.net/__tylerstache.jpg
East Hill
03-23-08, 01:27 PM
http://www.geocities.com/alicestrong@sbcglobal.net/__tylerstache.jpg
I thought your hair was blonde ;) .
East Hill
alicestrong
03-24-08, 02:17 PM
hehe Who is that cute young mustachioed dude, anyway?
I'm the fella in the red jacket . . .
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We had about 25 moustaches show up . . . it was definitely a fun ride.
alicestrong
03-26-08, 10:16 PM
Hey thanks for posting the pictures. Looks like it was a fun ride...