Foo - bad places to hide when trying to escape a horror film psychopath

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junkyard
03-18-08, 07:10 PM
1) Under the bed.

jsharr
03-18-08, 07:12 PM
On the top bunk
x136
03-18-08, 07:14 PM
Upstairs.

jhota
03-18-08, 07:20 PM
4. Under the car.
Tom Stormcrowe
03-18-08, 07:20 PM
Anywhere the script writer likes to have his character look ;)
cnickgo
03-18-08, 07:22 PM
Behind any wooden door.
ckelly49
03-18-08, 07:25 PM
shower.
Shadiyah
03-18-08, 07:26 PM
closet
FlyingAnchor
03-18-08, 07:37 PM
Behind the mask.
aprilm
03-18-08, 07:42 PM
under the stairs
AllenG
03-18-08, 07:42 PM
Roof of the building.
StrangeWill
03-18-08, 07:44 PM
On Foo.
x136
03-18-08, 07:44 PM
The kitchen. Either because there are lots of stabby implements there, or because if you try to hide in the cupboard, you'll invariably tip over a stack of pots or glassware or something just as the bad guy is about to give up and look elsewhere.
maximan1
03-18-08, 07:50 PM
elevator
AllenG
03-18-08, 07:57 PM
And don't sneeze (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUBJEB5rEAI)
mezza
03-18-08, 08:14 PM
stabby

This gets my vote for best made-up/hybrid word of the week.
:)
jsharr
03-18-08, 08:28 PM
In the shower/tub/anything that can hold all your bodily fluids post evisceration time.
KrisPistofferson
03-18-08, 08:29 PM
Wherever the dog leads you.
Shadiyah
03-18-08, 08:33 PM
An empty corn field.

http://www.filmreference.com/images/sjff_01_img0350.jpg
gbcb
03-18-08, 08:52 PM
Shadiyah wins.
Shadiyah
03-18-08, 08:56 PM
Isn't Cary dreamy? ;)
jsharr
03-18-08, 09:34 PM
I don't remember eating corn.
mlts22
03-18-08, 11:56 PM
Falling asleep.
permanentjaun
03-19-08, 12:00 AM
Wherever you sneak away to makeout with someone at your prom.
Siu Blue Wind
03-19-08, 12:04 AM
bad places to hide when trying to escape a horror film psychopath

On the CYCLE PATH
Sixty Fiver
03-19-08, 12:07 AM
You can't hide anywhere after having mind blowing sex... the top bunk is probably the all time worst place to be.
x136
03-19-08, 12:10 AM
Skinny-dipping in the ocean.

DA-DUN...
markhr
03-19-08, 02:16 AM
In the woods, without a map.
Will G
03-19-08, 02:28 AM
And don't walk backwards to get where ever you plan on hiding. People always back up into the thing/homicidal maniac/alien with the large teeth/butchers knife/laser/revolving machine of death because they do not look where they are going. Always look where you are going when you are going to hide from a psychopath!
joewey
03-19-08, 03:26 AM
in the closet?
Siu Blue Wind
03-19-08, 07:36 AM
In the baler.
Wordbiker
03-19-08, 07:43 AM
In a "Big & Tall" adult novelty store...
Tude
03-19-08, 07:48 AM
In the basement, and by all means DO NOT TURN ON THAT LIGHT - and make sure you call out "is there anybody there?"
ModoVincere
03-19-08, 07:53 AM
In a small boat on a lake where someone drowned while wearing a ski mask a few years earlier.
jsharr
03-19-08, 08:04 AM
Taxidermy shop
jsharr
03-19-08, 08:06 AM
On the CYCLE PATH

i see what you did there








do not do it again
mlts22
03-19-08, 12:16 PM
In the lab with all the toxic waste.
jsharr
03-19-08, 12:17 PM
On the beach at low tide, with both the tide and the fog coming in. double whammy.
ModoVincere
03-19-08, 12:20 PM
the local college science lab always seems to be a bad place to go.
Same with the local jailhouse.
hos13
03-19-08, 12:25 PM
In a car

http://www.uship.com/shiphappens/photos/uship/images/680/original.aspx
Little Darwin
03-19-08, 12:26 PM
Running into the woods...

This is especially bad for women since they can never run more than 50 yards without falling.
Wordbiker
03-19-08, 12:26 PM
In an old abandoned insane asylum.
jsharr
03-19-08, 12:54 PM
In a masoleum
ianjk
03-19-08, 12:58 PM
In the lower level of the barn, with lots of old rusty sharp things hanging from chains.
jsharr
03-19-08, 12:59 PM
slaughterhouse / meat packing plant
Wordbiker
03-19-08, 01:15 PM
On your bike... (http://www.blood-trails.com/blood-trails.htm)
colorider
03-19-08, 02:05 PM
In the closet where they keep the banjos.
crtreedude
03-19-08, 02:09 PM
Isla Nuba - or in Costa Rica - A T-Rex is sure to get you.
ModoVincere
03-19-08, 02:13 PM
Girls locker room....for some reason, all the cheerleaders always meet their demise there.
markhr
03-19-08, 02:31 PM
...in the last house on the left.