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SamDaBikinMan
10-28-03, 02:22 PM
Deer season is upon us again and it just amazes me that our wives do not show more appreciation for what we hunters do to provide for our families.

Not only do we drive for hours after work on friday to go to a dismal camp in the middle of nowhere, but we sit in a tree during the coldest time of the day to sit and wait for the deer.

We don't get much chance for decent meals since the cook is back home taking care of the kids. Getting some action is out of the question with a tent full of drunks who do not take their hunting as seriously as I do.

But most of all you need to know the greatest sacrifice.

The lease on my hunting land this year was 1000.00.
I had to buy the new hunting rifle with scope for another 900.00.
The camoflage suit was 150.00.
Hunting magazines for the rifle were about 50.00.
Ammunition comes to around 200.00. ( OK I could use more target practice.)
The 4 wheeler this year cost around 6500.00.
Little debbies, sardines, saltines and bee... err bottled water came to 350.00.
The climbing stand to replace the faulty one I fell out of last year was 500.00.

Now if you calculate what I have had to put into this venture just to provide freshly taken food for you and the kids it comes up to about 9650.00. Honey, the average season will allow me to take enough deer to get about 60lbs of meat. That means that I am providing you and our precious kids with meat that costs around 160 dollars per pound!

Lobster only costs about 25.00 a pound. So while I am out there freezing my @$$ off trying to provide the most expensive meat on the planet for you and the kids please show a little gratitude instead of constantly complaining about it.

gonesh9
10-28-03, 02:42 PM
Wouldn't it be easier to just grow a garden and live off of vegetables? :D

jacob
10-28-03, 08:04 PM
vegetables...cheap
tv...you get to see on nature shows all sorts of animals but not eat them
living in my neighborhood, I got to go walking yesterday and see an apparently perfectly healthy deer cross the street at night, but I didn't eat it
my mom's food is great!

Jacob

SirSpinsalot
10-29-03, 08:35 AM
I wonder when someone who realizes this is a joke will reply. ;)

gonesh9
10-29-03, 09:06 AM
My response was a joke, too, Sir.

SirSpinsalot
10-29-03, 09:15 AM
Sorry, just sounded so serious.

gonesh9
10-29-03, 09:30 AM
Understandable... I do take my vegetable seriously :D

As for Sam's humourous justification for his hunting equipment, it reminds me of how I started cycle commuting this year, thinking I'd save money on gas. Turns out I've spent $1100 on a new bike, $100 on new pedals, about $60 on jerseys, $250 on rain gear, $100 on lights, $20 on reflective material, $150 on Cliff Bars for energy, $30 on tubes and patch kits, $40 on a cycle computer, $10 on vegetarian propaganda stickers to put on my bike, and $50 for a new lock. The grand total coming to $1910 for 9 months of commuting. Worth every penny, too. :)

SirSpinsalot
10-29-03, 01:24 PM
The important thing Gonesh is that you are not adding to the carbon monoxide and other air pollution. Unless you eat at Taco Bell before you ride ;)

You also do not help the oil giants make more money.

jacob
10-30-03, 01:36 AM
Contrariwise, some argue that the spiritual harmony achieved from a bicycle vs. a car is better that taking money from giants.


Jacob

a2psyklnut
11-04-03, 01:46 PM
Hey Sam, I did a similar calculation but with a Boat and Grouper. I figured my total cost for grouper was about $382/lb.

I bring this up everytime my wife says I spend too much money on bikes.

L8R

SamDaBikinMan
11-04-03, 02:01 PM
Vic, I actually do not hunt any longer but still like to joke about it. That is some pretty steep fish you are catching down there.

I remember the days before three and four wheelers when we walked in and drug our game out on a skid ourselves. The modern hunter has it made.

a2psyklnut
11-04-03, 02:19 PM
My Calculation went something like this:

Boat, Motor & Trailer: Starting from about $10,000, but I have expensive taste, so I'd need something in the $25,000 range
Maintenance: $500 annually
Repair: $1,000 annually (Salt water is havoc on all things)
Registration and Fuel: $1,000 annually
Gear & Rigging: $2,500
Electronics: $5,000 initially then $500 annually
Tackel: $1,500 initially then $200 annually
....
....

I'll stick to my bikes!
L8R