Foo - 100 ways to get dirty looks.

1. Go into an Asian shopping complex, drive into the parking lot filled with BMWs, Lexus, Porsches, etc and circle around in your loud American truck while having Parliament blasting on the stereo.

Watch the old Asian ladies stare and give you looks that penetrate the soul.

Dang. I forgot. That was not only unladylike but even worse (in Asian culture) for an ASIAN woman to do that. :o

2. burp around women

1. Go into an Asian shopping complex, drive into the parking lot filled with BMWs, Lexus, Porsches, etc and circle around in your loud American truck while having Parliament blasting on the stereo.

Watch the old Asian ladies stare and give you looks that penetrate the soul.

Dang. I forgot. That was not only unladylike but even worse (in Asian culture) for an ASIAN woman to do that. :o

Uhhmmmm..........actually you are an American Woman.......;):D

Step out the back, Jack.
Make a new plan, Stan.
No need to be coy, Roy.

Wait, I think I'm confused, here.

Complain and moan about children in a maternity store.

Walk up to some one in bar ->insert cheezy pick up line with some sexual innuendo<-

Pass odiferous gas in a crowded elevator!:D

Uhhmmmm..........actually you are an American Woman.......;):D

They don't know that. I don't look fresh off the boat, that's for sure but I do look Asian.

teach a university class in a metallica t-shirt

Dang! You got the gas passing! Ah well!I'll still use my version ;) Passing gas in the gym while pushing 500 pounds on the leg press :D

They don't know that. I don't look fresh off the boat, that's for sure but I do look Asian.

Okay! Hit them with your best southern belle accent and give them a wink!:D Don't ya just love shocking old ladies!!!;):D

Dang! You got the gas passing! Ah well!I'll still use my version ;) Passing gas in the gym while pushing 500 pounds on the leg press :D

Tom, the 90 decibel passing of gas that sounds like a machine gun?:eek::D

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To church. :O

Wear tights to a group Pilates class and stuff a couple of socks down the front. Works for men and women.

wipe food on your clothes around women.

Tell a CEQA planner that they actually are just justifying
environmental destruction, not stopping it.

Pass odiferous gas in a crowded elevator!:D

And immediately say "Was that me?"

If you have a friend over at your parent's house, and let's say your friends name is Bob. In front of everyone, say "Mom, Bob said you're fat."

fart around women.

Put fingerprints all over Siu's Moots.

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To church. :O
nice!

I love the looks I get from prissy old ladies as I read my copy of Maxim on the plane

Rent a yellow Hummer in Maui, and park it anywhere you want all over Lahaina (not me)



Go into an Asian shopping complex, drive into the parking lot filled with BMWs, Lexus, Porsches oh...we gotta talk, my neighborhood! they drive $100,000 cars way too slow

Put fingerprints all over Siu's Moots.Oh, but it's fun!

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Wear tights to a group Pilates class and stuff a couple of socks down the front. Works for men and women.

It works even better if you stuff them down the back. ;)

1. Go into an Asian shopping complex, drive into the parking lot filled with BMWs, Lexus, Porsches, etc and circle around in your loud American truck while having Parliament blasting on the stereo.

Watch the old Asian ladies stare and give you looks that penetrate the soul.

Dang. I forgot. That was not only unladylike but even worse (in Asian culture) for an ASIAN woman to do that. :o

What do old Asian ladies have against the Westminster system? :mad:

What do old Asian ladies have against the Westminster system? :mad:

No more Tony Blair! They liked him a lot but now that he's gone it's no longer acceptable.

Ah. Good point.

By the way, I think it would be awesome to drive around blasting Question Period. That would definitely turn heads -- it would sound like a bunch of misbehaving six year-olds had taken over your car.

Put fingerprints all over Siu's Moots.

:eek:


Oh, but it's fun!

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:eek: :eek: :mad: :cry:

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To church. :O

I think you look great! They should be glad you show up for church, eh?

East Hill

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To church. :O

that picture makes me think of a big, burly hairy biker i saw the other day (the Harley kind of biker). no, really.

he was dressed in full leathers, obviously well-worn, and across the back of his jacket it said "These ARE my Church Clothes."

also, looking at the picture of the finger nearing the Ti, do i see platform pedals? what's up with that?

but back to the getting dirty looks:

- blow past the roadie hammering along in full team kit on his carbon-fiber wunderbike. (riding a knobby-tired cross bike while wearing a t-shirt, trashed Levis, sandals, and a 30-lb rucksack.)

- tell someone that you don't care how they do it back home/up north.

Snatch the cell phone from the hand of a yakking motorist and pitch it across two lanes of traffic.

Oops, that was actually a dream. Carry on.

Jump on stage at a rock concert and shout "free tibet".......oh, wait, didn't that happen already

teach a university class in a metallica t-shirt

I met a ~22/23yr old professor (or maybe an assoc. prof.) who did just that. He alternated with def Leppard and iron maiden t-shirts.

Something to do with industrial strength maths and computing.

Walking out a door before an old lady and not offering to let them go first.:rolleyes:

Go up to a woman with a slight belly and ask, "When are you due?"

Jump on stage at a rock concert and shout "free tibet".......oh, wait, didn't that happen already

I was at the concert in Shanghai when Björk shouted "Tibet" after her song "Declare Independence"... there were few dirty looks there. Most people couldn't actually hear what she was saying (me included)... the backlash happened later. Doesn't count for dirty looks ;)

Fake an orgasm before you get out of the truck?

I was at the concert in Shanghai when Björk shouted "Tibet" after her song "Declare Independence"... there were few dirty looks there. Most people couldn't actually hear what she was saying (me included)... the backlash happened later. Doesn't count for dirty looks ;)

Yeah :(

We've got some coverage here of either local demonstrations or film (who uses film for news reports these days :lol: ) smuggled out of china.

The least amusing coverage is the chinese filming demonstrators outside their embassies in other countries. I suppose if there's any criminal damage it makes sense but still....

Are you sure they were staring at you, wondering where they could beam up to the P'funkship, wondering how they to could tear the roof off the sucka, but mostly wishing they too had multicolored hair?

Hurry to the only empty aisle you can find in a busy grocery store to pass gas. Then have the old Asian ladies round the corner downwind. Smile, tip your hat, and say have a great day ladies as they scatter.

Drive an old rusty pickup truck with big tires down I-55 in Chicago and lane dive. An old love seat or junk in the back for added effects. Even the Escalades get out of the way with dirty looks.

go to the office with your bra strap showing. BTW, I am male.

Pass snobby, lyrca-clad XC skiiers on doubletrack doing 90 with straight pipes:D

Oh, but it's fun!

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someone tell the owner of the surly that their STI cables are ridiculously long.

someone tell the owner of the surly that their STI cables are ridiculously long.

you just did.

someone tell the owner of the surly that their STI cables are ridiculously long.

It is for better bar spins.

Mispronounce "xie xie nin" to a Chinese waitress. She looked so offended when a choirmate of mine said it. :eek:

someone tell the owner of the surly that their STI cables are ridiculously long.Glad you like 'em.

Blow the flashy wheels of some lycra wearing poseur while riding a 36 year old folding bicycle... while wearing your typical commuter gear.

:D

someone tell the owner of the surly that their STI cables are ridiculously long.

Telling the owner of a Surly that their cables are ridiculously long. :D

At a poetry recital, ask why the poems don't rhyme.

Watch hardcore porn on the library computer.