Foo - So who is the underwear nazi?

We know that it's a double user.

So, let's do this. Post here if you're not the Under Wear Nazi. But by doing so, you certify on your honor that you're not UWN. And, after time, we'll find out who exactly this commie underground backwoods street justice advocate is.. :D

Well, it's not me!

How do you know it's a double user? Maybe you're the Underwear Nazi, you never said you weren't!

Well, it's not me!

How do you know it's a double user? Maybe you're the Underwear Nazi, you never said you weren't!

It's not me. I am not the Underwear Nazi.

They seek him here.
They seek him there.
Those Frenchies seek him everywhere.
Is he in heaven?
Is he in hell?
That damned elusive Pimpernel.

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Assuming that I am a double-user with a secret identity,why wouldn't my alter-ego just post a denial on this thread?

Good luck with your witch hunt!

Underwear Nazi
a.k.a. Clark Kent

Sparticus would have said "I am the Underwear Nazi"! :p

hahaha!..its not me, but he knows his under garment

We know that it's a double user.

So, let's do this. Post here if you're not the Under Wear Nazi. But by doing so, you certify on your honor that you're not UWN. And, after time, we'll find out who exactly this commie underground backwoods street justice advocate is.. :D

I'm not the Underwear Nazi, but goddamit he's right. Anyone who wears anything under bike shorts is defective.

They seek him here.
They seek him there.
Those Frenchies seek him everywhere.
Is he in heaven?
Is he in hell?
That damned elusive Pimpernel.

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Assuming that I am a double-user with a secret identity,why wouldn't my alter-ego just post a denial on this thread?

Good luck with your witch hunt!

Underwear Nazi
a.k.a. Clark Kent

You just negated yourself. You can't post here unless you're not the underwear Nazi. I'm emailing the moderators now. Your Dr Suess banter won't work. Thanks.

Sparticus would have said "I am the Underwear Nazi"! :p
So you are the UWN then? As you didn't deny it.

It ain't me babe, no no no it ain't me babe
it ain't me your looking for babe . . .

(thank you mr dylan).

Marty

It's certainly not me... is it?

I think it's William Karsten :D ;)

I think it's William Karsten :D ;)

Good thing my real name is William Karstens then!

I thought A.Troll was UWN's alter-ego.
Or is UWN A.Troll's alter-ego?

I like both of their philosophies though. ;)
Bike Nekkid. :beer:
No underwear - ever!! :beer:

I thought A.Troll was UWN's alter-ego.
Or is UWN A.Troll's alter-ego?

I like both of their philosophies though. ;)
Bike Nekkid. :beer:
No underwear - ever!! :beer:

I got beat up once for suggesting one of them was Ms. Vicki. Even though the posting times matched.


We should bug the moderator to do IP checks!!!!!!!

Good thing my real name is William Karstens then!Just having some fun. :)

Just having some fun. :)

I'm all about fun.. (the point of this thread.. ferret out UWN and have fun doing it.)...

IP check!!!

You just negated yourself. You can't post here unless you're not the underwear Nazi. I'm emailing the moderators now. Your Dr Suess banter won't work. Thanks.

You have mistaken Baron Orczy for Doctor Seuss.

Dr. Seuss would have said something more like:

You may wear your underwear
Under here and under there
You may wear it anywhere
Yes, you may wear your underwear.

You may wear it in a house.
You may wear it with a mouse.
You may wear it in a box.
Wear it just like DnvrFox.

You may wear it on your head.
You may wear it in your bed.
You may wear it in a plane.
You may wear it on a train;
But it won't be to your liking
If you wear it while you're biking.

Let me make this very plain,
Underwear will cause you pain.
It will chafe and it will bind
It will make you lose your mind
You'll get sores on your behind
Hairy palms and you'll go blind.
This, I'm sure, is what you'll find
If you wear your underwear
Under bike shorts anywhere.

Underwear Nazi
For ages 3 and up

You have mistaken Baron Orczy for Doctor Seuss.

Dr. Seuss would have said something more like:

You may wear your underwear
Under here and under there
You may wear it anywhere
Yes, you may wear your underwear.

You may wear it in a house.
You may wear it with a mouse.
You may wear it in a box.
Wear it just like DnvrFox.

You may wear it on your head.
You may wear it in your bed.
You may wear it in a plane.
You may wear it on a train;
But it won't be to your liking
If you wear it while you're biking.

Let me make this very plain,
Underwear will cause you pain.
It will chafe and it will bind
It will make you lose your mind
You'll get sores on your behind
Hairy palms and you'll go blind.
This, I'm sure, is what you'll find
If you wear your underwear
Under bike shorts anywhere.

Underwear Nazi
For ages 3 and up


:roflmao: VERY creative, boyfriend!!

And RonH, I am disappointed in you! A.troll is not ANYONE'S alter-ego!! Sheesh! (And no one is mine, as far as I know!)

Now GO RIDE NEKKID ON THIS BEAUTIFUL DAY!!!

:D

I think that everyone who believes in TRUTH, JUSTICE AND THE COMMANDO WAY could be the Underwear Nazi!

I think that everyone who believes in TRUTH, JUSTICE AND THE COMMANDO WAY could be the Underwear Nazi!


Underwear Nazi, George needs to be your second in command!

Gimme a smooch, Georgie. And then go ride nekkid!

We should bug the moderator to do IP checks!!!!!!!

What makes you think we don't? he says with a conspiritorial grin!

(and no I really don't know who UWN is).

marty

I can neither confirm nor deny .... well actually .... I can deny. It's not me.

Hi, I'm the underwear nazi
i look for skid marks like hungry paparazzi
it's not that I care what you wear
i'm jealous because I have too little pubic hair
i'll go on tell you to wear none
because looking at freeballers is so much fun
i am ambigous, not gay nor strait
i have a fetish, and walk with a wierd gait
post lots of internet drivel
with the hopes of making your organ shrivel
i'm wierd but i've garnered support
even though, i'm a few bearings short
underwear nazi that is my name
controling your genitalia is my game...




See? SEE?

This is why we need to find out who this freak is!!

;)

Why in the world would it matter who the Underwear Nazi is? I enjoy reading his posts..it is highly entertaining. So who CARES who it is?

Thanks, Underwear Nazi. You just keep looking out for my ass!

:D

MsVickie I noticed you did not say you are not ;) hahaha

I think whole point of this thread is just for fun, there is WAY to many users on this forum to narrow it down this way in reality but it creates a fun thread to read.

I got beat up once for suggesting one of them was Ms. Vicki. Even though the posting times matched.


We should bug the moderator to do IP checks!!!!!!!


..... why? why do you care who the UWN is? did he/she do something to bug you? maybe send you a used pair...? :) jk.

I think that the Underwear Nazi is..................................... :D

Are we still seeking the ever elusive UWN?
Do we need direction as to where this creature resides in the digital realm?
Are you asking that this poster come forward and reveal the true identity behind the lack of pants?
Is that what you want?
IS IT?

Are we still seeking the ever elusive UWN?
Do we need direction as to where this creature resides in the digital realm?
Are you asking that this poster come forward and reveal the true identity behind the lack of pants?
Is that what you want?
IS IT?
Yes.. I quest the knowledge of the identity of this bare ass requesting advocate!

YES I want to know!!!

I think the Underwear Nazi is the subconscious manifestation of all of us that have ever worn underwear under our bike shorts.

I think its TrekRider.

No, it's DnvrFox's Evil Twin!!!

See? SEE?

This is why we need to find out who this freak is!!

;)

Oh, William, that is just sad. It's bad enough that you have some obsessive need to learn the secret identity that you assume I have. But to write an unfunny, unmetrical, juvenile, bathroom humor-laden, doggerel excuse for a poem and falsely attribute it to me is just sad. It is not even good parody.

And you call me a freak.

Underwear Nazi
Do you think I've issued my denial yet?

Underwear Nazi hides behind a pseudonym.

I stand tall for all to see, hear and read.

DnvrFox is the TRUE prophet, valiantly defending the stalwart (but downtrodden by UWN) secret and charter members of the UIB from his(her??) slimy and cowardly attacks.

UWN is a devious, sneaking, dirty shorts kind of person.

So there!

I think the Underwear Nazi is the subconscious manifestation of all of us that have ever worn underwear under our bike shorts.

Ow. My head hurts.

I am not the Nazi of the skivvies. I do not believe underwear exist.

Fine, I admit it...











I'm also the one who...









let the dogs out

It is clear that the Underwear nazi is none other then Mr. Joseph Elia (http://www.namibian.com.na/2002/October/national/028DA1B3F7.html).

It is clear that the Underwear nazi is none other then Mr. Joseph Elia (http://www.namibian.com.na/2002/October/national/028DA1B3F7.html).

Cute, Joe.
:)

No undies here I must be him. Then again I might just be Joe in disguise.

Perhaps we could catch him out by volunteering to wear underwear outside our shorts?

Ever seen documentaries of Goring or Gerbels..I get worried about anyone he professes to be a Nazi. A treasonous thought of Nazi's... If someone chooses to get chaffed that is their business.. I do not feel their pain..
In fact ever be in a tight peleoton behind some hairy,smelly overweight Italian male, with thin lycra on.... Please, go chafe yourself and wear underwear; if the lycra is threadbare.
Now, I can recall being behind a fit, bodacious, well tanned beach babe-brunette hair streaming from her helmet, with somewhat thread bare tights, and no underwear, cyclists thighs and glutes. that was less offensive.
Heah, if the bike shorts are thin, wear underwear.Worse than plumbers crack.

Heretic :D

I'm all about fun.. (the point of this thread.. ferret out UWN and have fun doing it.)...

IP check!!!

Why are you so hot to know who this fellow is? I am worried about you, William.

:roflmao:

I am worried about you, William.

:roflmao:


You're on a long, and not so distinguished list of people who are worried about me.

UWN, I have one request. Please change your avatar to something less homoerotic. I find it disturbing to have to look at some guy's package bulging out of his tighty whiteys doing pelvic thrusts every time I read one of your entertaining posts. Thank you for your attention in this matter.

















I am not the Underwear Nazi

Ow. My head hurts.

I am not the Nazi of the skivvies. I do not believe underwear exist.

If I am out riding all alone and without underwear and Underwear Nazi is not there to check it out, am I still riding free and easy?

Ohmygawd, the existential ANGST of it all!

Alright, I'll fess up. I am the Underwear Nazi, I'm also William Karsten, Joe Gardner and everyone else. In fact, the whole forum is nothing more than a figment of my own overactive imagination.

Now that that's sorted out, we can all go for a ride. :D

UWN, I have one request. Please change your avatar to something less homoerotic. I find it disturbing to have to look at some guy's package bulging out of his tighty whiteys doing pelvic thrusts every time I read one of your entertaining posts. Thank you for your attention in this matter.

Hey! Dude! After being married 17 years, his avatar is my cheap thrill of the day!

Please Mr. Nazi, please, don't change your avatar!


















I am not the Underwear Nazi[/QUOTE]

I can say with out a doubt that I am not the UWN. ***puts down copy of Sybil*** ;)