foehn
03-25-08, 12:40 PM
A man gets his first prescription filled for Viagra and goes home hot to trot. Just before bed, he opens the bottle and takes a pill, just as his wife asks him something from the bed room. He goes her for some good lovin', but forgets and leaves the bottle open on the counter.
A while later he comes out to get a drink of water and sees an empty Viagra bottle and also sees that their parrot is starting to show effects of Viagra ingestion! He hears his wife coming out of the bedroom and in desperation he grabs the horny parrot, shoves it in the freezer to hide it and ushers his wife back into the bedroom--and they both fall asleep.
The next morning he is awakened by his wife showering, and he remembers: The damn parrot is in the freezer and is probably dead, and geeze how his wife loves that parrot! He rushes out and opens up the freezer door, expecting to find a deceased, frozen, pet parrot.
As he opens the freezer door he hears heaving and huffing and then he sees the parrot, alive, drenched in sweat, panting, laying on his back with his wings barely flapping.
"Good God!" the man tells the parrot, "I thought I would find you dead after being in there all night!"
"BRAWK! <puff, heave>" the parrot replies, "Do you know how hard <pant, pant> it is to pry open the legs of a frozen chicken?"
A while later he comes out to get a drink of water and sees an empty Viagra bottle and also sees that their parrot is starting to show effects of Viagra ingestion! He hears his wife coming out of the bedroom and in desperation he grabs the horny parrot, shoves it in the freezer to hide it and ushers his wife back into the bedroom--and they both fall asleep.
The next morning he is awakened by his wife showering, and he remembers: The damn parrot is in the freezer and is probably dead, and geeze how his wife loves that parrot! He rushes out and opens up the freezer door, expecting to find a deceased, frozen, pet parrot.
As he opens the freezer door he hears heaving and huffing and then he sees the parrot, alive, drenched in sweat, panting, laying on his back with his wings barely flapping.
"Good God!" the man tells the parrot, "I thought I would find you dead after being in there all night!"
"BRAWK! <puff, heave>" the parrot replies, "Do you know how hard <pant, pant> it is to pry open the legs of a frozen chicken?"