Foo - Revolutionary Bike Security device revealed !

Tired of trying to find the right lock for your bike?

Worried about bike thieves ?

SixtyCo, a division of Two Really Stoned Guys Incorporated is proud to offer the latest in bicycle security and anti theft protection... the Mags 3000.

We are most proud of the fact that this new device is portable, environmentally friendly, and will never freeze in cold weather as long as you wrap it in a sweater. Unlike a cold steel bike shackle the new Mags 3000 can also keep you warm at night and double as a home security system.

If you are a single guy or girl, the Mags 3000 can also help you get hooked up... something a Kryponite lock can never do although your old bike shackles might come in handy after you get hooked up. ;)

I dare anyone to try and steal this bike.

http://www.ravingbikefiend.com/bikepics/yukiandmags.jpg

:)

How appropriate that the bike and security device are surrounded by WEED!

I think your security device has a flaw.

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb256/asrick/TBoneSteak1.jpg

Your bike is mine. hahahaha

Yes, another flaw.

http://neveryetmelted.com/wp-images/BigDog2.jpg


Your bike is mine!

Yes, another flaw.

http://neveryetmelted.com/wp-images/BigDog2.jpg


Your bike is mine!

What kind of dog is that Tude? The reason I ask is I've got one that looks just like that just smaller (tiny 100 lb) that we got from the shelter. He's definetly part lab and something big - our guess was Great Dane though I've seen labs mixed with mastiffs that look similar.

We've discovered that the Mags 3000 also has a weakness for cats.

I will have to mount up a carrier so I can take Mags with me which is something you cannot do with the jumbo sized models.

What kind of dog is that Tude? The reason I ask is I've got one that looks just like that just smaller (tiny 100 lb) that we got from the shelter. He's definetly part lab and something big - our guess was Great Dane though I've seen labs mixed with mastiffs that look similar.

Mastiff ?

Their poop is bigger than my dogs and they aren't nearly as portable.

:lol:

Jumbo models, properly adjusted, run along side and will pull uphill.

What kind of dog is that Tude? The reason I ask is I've got one that looks just like that just smaller (tiny 100 lb) that we got from the shelter. He's definetly part lab and something big - our guess was Great Dane though I've seen labs mixed with mastiffs that look similar.

'shopped. :p

If not, then the dog is likely an English Mastiff or a BoerBoel.

Mastiff ?

Their poop is bigger than my dogs and they aren't nearly as portable.

:lol:

why do you care about transportable dog piles?

why do you care about transportable dog piles?

Probably part of the security system. Land mines you know.

I think I would rather just have my bike stolen.

Would a Tennis ball not be all it takes to disarm the security system in the OP?

why do you care about transportable dog piles?

So they can be thrown at the thieves, silly!

Yes, another flaw.

http://neveryetmelted.com/wp-images/BigDog2.jpg


Your bike is mine!

English Mastiff. Related to the pug, actually.

why do you care about transportable dog piles?

Jsharr, it scares the poop - transportable and otherwise - out of me how often my thoughts come out of your mouth. Er, I mean, keyboard.

Would a Tennis ball not be all it takes to disarm the security system in the OP?

She isn't big on fetching tennis balls... but if you were to throw a cat...

She isn't big on fetching tennis balls... but if you were to throw a cat...

Big problem:

The thief would steal Mags, and leave the bike.

That would leave the bike unguarded, and the next thief would steal the bike.

East Hill

English Mastiff. Related to the pug, actually.

Our son has a mastiff / rottie / pitbull cross - it is only half as big as the mastiff father - who was 200 lbs. :eek:

You would think the cross would be a terror- biggest baby you ever saw but it would scare you to death as you looked it in the eyes while you were sitting down. :eek:

The neck of Gretel (the dog) is bigger than her head. We had to have a harness made for the dog - I just told the leather worker to make it like a harness for a horse - and maybe the same size. He thought I was kidding till he came to measure the dog! :p

The world's biggest dog was a Mastiff... Hercules has a 38 inch neck and weighs 282 pounds... he can fit an entire regulation basketball or a Miniature Pinscher in his mouth.

Tired of trying to find the right lock for your bike?

Worried about bike thieves ?

SixtyCo, a division of Two Really Stoned Guys Incorporated is proud to offer the latest in bicycle security and anti theft protection... the Mags 3000.

We are most proud of the fact that this new device is portable, environmentally friendly, and will never freeze in cold weather as long as you wrap it in a sweater. Unlike a cold steel bike shackle the new Mags 3000 can also keep you warm at night and double as a home security system.

If you are a single guy or girl, the Mags 3000 can also help you get hooked up... something a Kryponite lock can never do although your old bike shackles might come in handy after you get hooked up. ;)

I dare anyone to try and steal this bike.

http://www.ravingbikefiend.com/bikepics/yukiandmags.jpg

:)
Ok this is actually great, but for a different reason. Chicks love cute dogs. Offer a doggie rental service and you get the security system and dates!

Ok this is actually great, but for a different reason. Chicks love cute dogs. Offer a doggie rental service and you get the security system and dates!

From someone who really understands. ;)


The "Bic Pen" for that security system............dog treats.

I would never use Mags for evil purposes... but her little Shih Tzu sister on the other hand.

:D

2mb - You make me want to get a trike.

http://www.ravingbikefiend.com/bikepics/yukiandmags.jpg

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Big problem:

The thief would steal Mags, and leave the bike.

That would leave the bike unguarded, and the next thief would steal the bike.

East Hill


Simple. Chain the dog to the bike. Sort of like a portable, furry lamp-post.

What I want to know is, how do you mount it on the bike when it's not in use?

Yes, another flaw.

http://neveryetmelted.com/wp-images/BigDog2.jpg


Your bike is mine!

If I had a dog like that, I'd name him 'Petal'.

I'd also be using him to tow me on my bike.

"MUSH, Petal!"

My dog Sam says: 'Take the bike. Wanna play Frisbee?'

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y117/patentcad/DadSamCrashedOBXBeach.jpg

Simple. Chain the dog to the bike. Sort of like a portable, furry lamp-post.

What I want to know is, how do you mount it on the bike when it's not in use?

Basket!

Like Toto in the Wizard of Oz :D .

East Hill

Sorry - didn't read this till now. I googled "big mean dog" and got this. Here's the write up to the pic.

At 50in high from head to paw and still growing, Samson, a Great Dane/Newfoundland cross is Britain’s biggest dog

BUT LOOK AT THIS!! WOOF!

http://www.doggienews.com/uploaded_images/worlds-biggest-dog-718755.jpg

So they can be thrown at the thieves, silly!

Then just get a monkey, they fling the poo for you. geesh.;):D

Jsharr, it scares the poop - transportable and otherwise - out of me how often my thoughts come out of your mouth. Er, I mean, keyboard.

I find that I often spontaneosly channel like that. Sadly, I tend to channel old 80's rock stars.


*“Gunter glieben glauchen globen”*

Hey, were is my arm?

I would never use Mags for evil purposes... but her little Shih Tzu sister on the other hand.

:D

If you tied her little sister to the bike, would you use a Shih Tzu Knot?

2mb - You make me want to get a trike.

It's much more entertaining than I thought before trying it. The attention to the dog is just amazing.
More people are even interested in the trike alone, than my Litespeed Ghisalo etc. etc. etc. ....that
surprises me the most.

It's much more entertaining than I thought before trying it. The attention to the dog is just amazing.
More people are even interested in the trike alone, than my Litespeed Ghisalo etc. etc. etc. ....that
surprises me the most.

To the untrained eye, a nice road bike is indistinguishable from any other bike they see. A trike, on the other hand, now that you don't see every day.

Frankly, I'm getting tired of talking to strangers about my recumbent.

If you tied her little sister to the bike, would you use a Shih Tzu Knot?

Stop that. You are being much to clever.:)

Stop that. You are being much to clever.:)

not possible

Sorry - didn't read this till now. I googled "big mean dog" and got this. Here's the write up to the pic.

At 50in high from head to paw and still growing, Samson, a Great Dane/Newfoundland cross is Britain’s biggest dog

That's a whole lotta dog! It does look like a newf with shorter fur.

To the untrained eye, a nice road bike is indistinguishable from any other bike they see. A trike, on the other hand, now that you don't see every day.


Agreed. And somehow the chrome fenders give it an "older" style or look. A lot of people actually ask where to get one. Not tired of it yet. :)