Jokes & Humor - This is my favorite joke! Really

My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found the problem was hair in its ears and cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The veterinarian told the lady if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she could go to the store for 'Nair' hair remover and rub it in its ears once a month.

The lady goes to the drugstore and gets some Nair. At the register, the druggist tells her "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days." The lady responds: "I'm not using it under my arms."

The druggist says: "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days." The lady answers: "I'm not using it on my legs either, and if you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."

The druggist says: "In that case, stay off your bicycle for a week."

My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found the problem was hair in its ears and cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The veterinarian told the lady if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she could go to the store for 'Nair' hair remover and rub it in its ears once a month.

The lady goes to the drugstore and gets some Nair. At the register, the druggist tells her "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days." The lady responds: "I'm not using it under my arms."

The druggist says: "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days." The lady answers: "I'm not using it on my legs either, and if you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."

The druggist says: "In that case, stay off your bicycle for a week."

I know of a true story were this fellows dog wouldn't quit barking
so He took his own dog to the vet & had his larnx cut out :eek:

In the same genre, a girl at college wanted a bicycle to get around campus.So she sent an e-mail to her parents asking for the money. When it arrived, she decided to buy a pet monkey instead. A few weeks later, the monkey got some sort of disease and its hair started to fall out.

She e-mailed "Hair falling off monkey. What should I do?" Her mother e-mailed back "Stop riding bicycle."

:roflmao:

hey i like ur signature "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." princess bride, great movie

I know of a true story were this fellows dog wouldn't quit barking
so He took his own dog to the vet & had his larnx cut out :eek:
Its a very common practice for stupid breeds, they call it debarking. I would prefer they just stopped making dumb breeds(and dumb humans).