ovoleg
03-26-08, 12:31 AM
yes true story
I will marry both
I will marry both
View Full Version : Teh Alice and alice's daughter love Ovoleg thread
DaveSANYYZ
03-26-08, 12:41 AM
Can someone that reads/watches LA news post highlights of how the story ends? Please, no gruesome photos. :D
Allez Oops
03-26-08, 01:38 AM
yes true story
I will marry both
And I will officiate.
I will marry both
And I will officiate.
ovoleg
03-26-08, 08:59 AM
And I will officiate.
no ur the flower girl
Mary will officiate
no ur the flower girl
Mary will officiate
Brandy
03-26-08, 09:30 AM
So I take it that we're done ovo? You could have told me. :(
East Hill
03-26-08, 09:34 AM
Does Alice know about this?
Or is she going to faint when she reads this?
East Hill
Or is she going to faint when she reads this?
East Hill
herbm
03-26-08, 09:34 AM
So I take it that we're done ovo? You could have told me. :(
Wow...thats pretty chilly Ovo...stringing the poor girl along, then this!!
Wow...thats pretty chilly Ovo...stringing the poor girl along, then this!!
merider1
03-26-08, 10:25 AM
Ovo, you need to be spayed as you're acting out in the most bizzarre ways recently. Spaying should calm and domesticate you. We might be able to even bring you indoors and allow you to sleep in the utilitiy room if that happens.
urbanknight
03-26-08, 11:01 AM
This thread is wortheless without pics!
ovoleg
03-26-08, 12:53 PM
So I take it that we're done ovo? You could have told me. :(
hush u~
your my affair/summer fling(summer is coming baby dont worry)
hush u~
your my affair/summer fling(summer is coming baby dont worry)
ovoleg
03-26-08, 12:55 PM
This thread is wortheless without pics!
we are doing a closet marriage
polygamy isnt accepted by noobs
we are doing a closet marriage
polygamy isnt accepted by noobs
ovoleg
03-26-08, 01:00 PM
i want to remind everyone to stop Pm'ing me asking me for wedding invitations.
if you're important
you'll be invited
end of story
if you're important
you'll be invited
end of story
Brandy
03-26-08, 01:00 PM
hush u~
your my affair/summer fling(summer is coming baby dont worry)
thank goodness. you had me worried there for a nano-second.
your my affair/summer fling(summer is coming baby dont worry)
thank goodness. you had me worried there for a nano-second.
ovoleg
03-26-08, 01:02 PM
thank goodness. you had me worried there for a nano-second.
I have that effect on women
I have that effect on women
Barabus
03-26-08, 01:02 PM
The honeymoon should be wild!!
merider1
03-26-08, 01:02 PM
thank goodness. you had me worried there for a nano-second.
Oh, we all know that you're just passing your time with George until you can receive Ovo's affections. I'm sure George feels real threatened about it, too. :rolleyes::p
Oh, we all know that you're just passing your time with George until you can receive Ovo's affections. I'm sure George feels real threatened about it, too. :rolleyes::p
merider1
03-26-08, 01:04 PM
The honeymoon should be wild!!
Yes, the brides should hang a sheet out the window to show the community that the deed has been done and Ovo's no longer chaste.
Yes, the brides should hang a sheet out the window to show the community that the deed has been done and Ovo's no longer chaste.
alicestrong
03-26-08, 01:26 PM
we are doing a closet marriage
polygamy isnt accepted by noobs
Oh come on...I think that we are all adults here...;)
Let's see...this is an interesting proposal. I heard from a little bird *cough happy cough* that merider1 is bearing your lovechild (http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=395739&highlight=box+red). In fact, there are even pictures on that thread...so I believe it. :p
If my homegirl Brandy is in, so am I. We're both kinda maternal types...in addition to our other talents ( and I have so many pets at home it's a farm over here) I think you'll need our help...:D
Mary can focus on coaching you a bit...you know, on the bike...:D
We might even get a few more women in on this...I'll put the word out on a few other websites...:)
But sadly my daughter isn't part of the deal. She's just too prime to give away. With her potential she could literally snare any guy she wants. But me? I've got more miles on me than the last pair of Conti's I tossed. I'm not as choosy..:o
Now what are you bringing to the table exactly? :)
polygamy isnt accepted by noobs
Oh come on...I think that we are all adults here...;)
Let's see...this is an interesting proposal. I heard from a little bird *cough happy cough* that merider1 is bearing your lovechild (http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=395739&highlight=box+red). In fact, there are even pictures on that thread...so I believe it. :p
If my homegirl Brandy is in, so am I. We're both kinda maternal types...in addition to our other talents ( and I have so many pets at home it's a farm over here) I think you'll need our help...:D
Mary can focus on coaching you a bit...you know, on the bike...:D
We might even get a few more women in on this...I'll put the word out on a few other websites...:)
But sadly my daughter isn't part of the deal. She's just too prime to give away. With her potential she could literally snare any guy she wants. But me? I've got more miles on me than the last pair of Conti's I tossed. I'm not as choosy..:o
Now what are you bringing to the table exactly? :)
Psydotek
03-26-08, 01:38 PM
Where does maximan fit into all of this?
1955
03-26-08, 01:45 PM
Oh come on...I think that we are all adults here...;)
Let's see...this is an interesting proposal. I heard from a little bird *cough happy cough* that merider1 is bearing your lovechild (http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=395739&highlight=box+red). In fact, there are even pictures on that thread...so I believe it. :p
If my homegirl Brandy is in, so am I. We're both kinda maternal types...in addition to our other talents ( and I have so many pets at home it's a farm over here) I think you'll need our help...:D
Mary can focus on coaching you a bit...you know, on the bike...:D
We might even get a few more women in on this...I'll put the word out on a few other websites...:)
But sadly my daughter isn't part of the deal. She's just too prime to give away. With her potential she could literally snare any guy she wants. But me? I've got more miles on me than the last pair of Conti's I tossed. I'm not as choosy..:o
Now what are you bringing to the table exactly? :)
How about some pics, so I can see what all the hubbub is about?
Let's see...this is an interesting proposal. I heard from a little bird *cough happy cough* that merider1 is bearing your lovechild (http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=395739&highlight=box+red). In fact, there are even pictures on that thread...so I believe it. :p
If my homegirl Brandy is in, so am I. We're both kinda maternal types...in addition to our other talents ( and I have so many pets at home it's a farm over here) I think you'll need our help...:D
Mary can focus on coaching you a bit...you know, on the bike...:D
We might even get a few more women in on this...I'll put the word out on a few other websites...:)
But sadly my daughter isn't part of the deal. She's just too prime to give away. With her potential she could literally snare any guy she wants. But me? I've got more miles on me than the last pair of Conti's I tossed. I'm not as choosy..:o
Now what are you bringing to the table exactly? :)
How about some pics, so I can see what all the hubbub is about?
Allez Oops
03-26-08, 03:45 PM
This is ovoleg's response to those Buy-a-Russian-Bride tours. You know what I'm talking about? Lonely-heart U.S. of A. males of a certain age, flying to a faraway land, where they are bused to a meeting room, and presented with a group of very attractive young women interested in a ticket to the promised land.
Once here, the young lovely becomes just another consumerist squick, dumps the old man, and upgrades.
Ovo, I applaud your revolutionary spirit. Attractive young Russian male poaching not one, but two, American lovelies. Eastern Europe ftw!
Once here, the young lovely becomes just another consumerist squick, dumps the old man, and upgrades.
Ovo, I applaud your revolutionary spirit. Attractive young Russian male poaching not one, but two, American lovelies. Eastern Europe ftw!
Nachoman
03-26-08, 04:25 PM
How about some pics, so I can see what all the hubbub is about?
Of the daughter, right?
Of the daughter, right?
Allez Oops
03-26-08, 04:39 PM
Guys, I know we are just joking around here, but go easy on the daughter-shtick, OK? It's a fine line, best not to cross it. She is a very cool kid.
alicestrong
03-26-08, 04:42 PM
Ovo, I applaud your revolutionary spirit. Attractive young Russian male poaching not one, but two, American lovelies. Eastern Europe ftw!
Hey you can get in on this, too. It's kind of a "group buy"...;)
Hey you can get in on this, too. It's kind of a "group buy"...;)
alicestrong
03-26-08, 04:44 PM
Of the daughter, right?
Noooo...I'm sure he means current pix of Ovo. We ladies need to see what we are getting...
nOObster...;)
Noooo...I'm sure he means current pix of Ovo. We ladies need to see what we are getting...
nOObster...;)
Allez Oops
03-26-08, 04:51 PM
> Hey you can get in on this, too. It's kind of a "group buy"..
Bite your tongue, wench. My love for ovo is a courtly one. It transcends the earthly artifice of marriage contracts and consumer discounts.
Unless he has a dowry. In that case, show me where to sign.
Bite your tongue, wench. My love for ovo is a courtly one. It transcends the earthly artifice of marriage contracts and consumer discounts.
Unless he has a dowry. In that case, show me where to sign.
alicestrong
03-26-08, 10:10 PM
Can someone that reads/watches LA news post highlights of how the story ends? Please, no gruesome photos. :D
RIP Ovo.... (http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?p=6412315#post6412315)
RIP Ovo.... (http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?p=6412315#post6412315)
East Hill
03-26-08, 10:13 PM
RIP Ovo.... (http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?p=6412315#post6412315)
C'est la vie...:( .
East Hill
C'est la vie...:( .
East Hill
alicestrong
03-26-08, 10:17 PM
I loved him...
sniff
sniff
East Hill
03-26-08, 10:38 PM
I loved him...
sniff
I think it's for the best...
East Hill
sniff
I think it's for the best...
East Hill
roadfix
03-26-08, 10:44 PM
RIP Ovo.... (http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?p=6412315#post6412315)
Holy jeez.... How are we going to break this to Mary?
Holy jeez.... How are we going to break this to Mary?
ronjon10
03-26-08, 10:46 PM
RIP Ovo.... (http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?p=6412315#post6412315)
Lame. Oh well.
Lame. Oh well.
mateo44
03-26-08, 10:57 PM
RIP Ovo.... (http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?p=6412315#post6412315)
Good riddance. He had more than enough chances.
Good riddance. He had more than enough chances.
efficiency
03-26-08, 10:57 PM
Goodbye, young troll :(
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2187/2189156041_732af46e16_o.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/bermdog/2189156041/)
See you on Reseda . . .
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2187/2189156041_732af46e16_o.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/bermdog/2189156041/)
See you on Reseda . . .
1955
03-26-08, 11:13 PM
Noooo...I'm sure he means current pix of Ovo. We ladies need to see what we are getting...
nOObster...;)
Wrong, how about some tasteful pics of the mother and the daughter. Having a daughter myself, and having posted her pic here (in face that's her in my avatar) I was only curious, assuming she was hot. What with all the talk, I just assumed I missed the pics somewhere on the forum. No insult intended AT ALL.:)
nOObster...;)
Wrong, how about some tasteful pics of the mother and the daughter. Having a daughter myself, and having posted her pic here (in face that's her in my avatar) I was only curious, assuming she was hot. What with all the talk, I just assumed I missed the pics somewhere on the forum. No insult intended AT ALL.:)
Allez Oops
03-26-08, 11:20 PM
Wrong, how about some tasteful pics of the mother and the daughter. Having a daughter myself, and having posted her pic here (in face that's her in my avatar) I was only curious, assuming she was hot. What with all the talk, I just assumed I missed the pics somewhere on the forum. No insult intended AT ALL.:)
Ai chihuahua.
alice's daughter is a teenager. Capice? Ix-nay on the erv-pay stuff.
Pull yourselves together, guys. Sheesh.
Ai chihuahua.
alice's daughter is a teenager. Capice? Ix-nay on the erv-pay stuff.
Pull yourselves together, guys. Sheesh.
Nachoman
03-26-08, 11:22 PM
Ai chihuahua.
alice's daughter is a teenager. Capice? Ix-nay on the erv-pay stuff.
Pull yourselves together, guys. Sheesh.
I love it when you talk dirty.
alice's daughter is a teenager. Capice? Ix-nay on the erv-pay stuff.
Pull yourselves together, guys. Sheesh.
I love it when you talk dirty.
1955
03-26-08, 11:23 PM
RIP Ovo.... (http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?p=6412315#post6412315)
He was always so pissed off, I had the feeling he didn't like it here anyway. He really had become quite the bore.
He was always so pissed off, I had the feeling he didn't like it here anyway. He really had become quite the bore.
1955
03-26-08, 11:26 PM
Alice's daughter is a teenager.
WELL, HOW THE HECK WAS I TO KNOW THAT, if I did I wouldn't have asked!!!
What about the mom though?:D
WELL, HOW THE HECK WAS I TO KNOW THAT, if I did I wouldn't have asked!!!
What about the mom though?:D
Allez Oops
03-26-08, 11:32 PM
WELL, HOW THE HECK WAS I TO KNOW THAT, if I did I wouldn't have asked!!!
What about the mom though?:D
Ow! Stop poking my eye out with those ALL CAPS, wouldja?
No harm, no foul.
But dude, your due diligence sucks. Where were you when the go-go boots pics were posted? ;-)
What about the mom though?:D
Ow! Stop poking my eye out with those ALL CAPS, wouldja?
No harm, no foul.
But dude, your due diligence sucks. Where were you when the go-go boots pics were posted? ;-)
Psydotek
03-26-08, 11:37 PM
Well boo... Checking his last string of posts it seems it was him being his usual self here and over in the "biker assaulted by teens" thread.
Isn't trolling essentially acting like someone you're not? :lol: :(
I hope he got the invite.
Isn't trolling essentially acting like someone you're not? :lol: :(
I hope he got the invite.
DaveSANYYZ
03-26-08, 11:40 PM
Where were you when the go-go boots pics were posted? ;-)I have a feeling BF will slowdown to a crawl with massive search engine usage. :D :p
Allez Oops
03-26-08, 11:46 PM
I have a feeling BF will slowdown to a crawl with massive search engine usage. :D :p
Totally!
alice has a way of slowing traffic in its tracks. ;-)
Totally!
alice has a way of slowing traffic in its tracks. ;-)
Allez Oops
03-26-08, 11:52 PM
I am going to organize a "Nyet! Ovo Out of Banishment" (NOOoB) ride. Who's in?
HappyTime, post that shizz up in the SoCal "Official" rides thread, k? thxbai
HappyTime, post that shizz up in the SoCal "Official" rides thread, k? thxbai
efficiency
03-26-08, 11:55 PM
The ride better not be longer than 8 miles.
1955
03-26-08, 11:56 PM
Ow! Stop poking my eye out with those ALL CAPS, wouldja?
No harm, no foul.
But dude, your due diligence sucks. Where were you when the go-go boots pics were posted? ;-)
Say it ain't so, I missed go go boots??? That sucks, quick, someone find it for me, I suck at searching.
No harm, no foul.
But dude, your due diligence sucks. Where were you when the go-go boots pics were posted? ;-)
Say it ain't so, I missed go go boots??? That sucks, quick, someone find it for me, I suck at searching.
Allez Oops
03-26-08, 11:59 PM
@ efficiency, re: 8 miles: great minds, etc. See my thread!
1955
03-27-08, 12:40 AM
@ efficiency, re: 8 miles: great minds, etc. See my thread!
Huh?
Huh?
zzzwillzzz
03-27-08, 12:53 AM
Good riddance. He had more than enough chances.
+∞
+∞
Allez Oops
03-27-08, 01:11 AM
Huh?
1955, I luv ya, but step to it, wouldja?
Goofing on Ovo, here. (http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=401477)
1955, I luv ya, but step to it, wouldja?
Goofing on Ovo, here. (http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=401477)
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