03-26-08, 09:15 AM
03-26-08, 10:28 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MARK! HOPE YOU GET A GOOD HAZING IN TONIGHT BEFORE YOU CELEBRATE!
Thank you all for your kind recognition.
After 57 years I realize there is no value in holding something for later. (This is why I drink my oldest wines first.) Therefore, I want to share my pearls. Yes, I have pearls. Not to my surprise, not everyone understands them. Her are my pearls under the cover Ear Wax. I hope you find them as serving as I do.
Don’t let email, cell phone, iPod, any electronic device or being “connected” dictate whom or what you are.
A new prospective will occur when the event affects you or a loved one.
Looking cool is designed to be expensive.
Body piercing doesn’t hurt until we see you.
Sex is great and soothing until you get a partner.
When you are ready to leave no one will cross train with you all be it the intention. It has always been this way and will always be.
If you learn to read, write and speak skillfully you will graduate ahead of the degreed.
To impress your supervisor you need to be brief, be bright and be gone.
Those who have children know those who do not have lost the ability to understand right and wrong.
When you stop watching “Breaking News” you are on your way to enlightenment.
Why did it take most of your life to realize what a friend really is?
I expect road rage to increase as gas mileage does.
I expect the drive in drive-by-shootings to decrease as gas prices rise.
Money, sex and who you know is what makes the world go around not other celestial bodies. This elective was never offered because no qualified instructor was ever identified.
You don’t want to see men and women with missing legs, arms, and half their head gone, in a body bag or committing atrocities then don’t send them to war. War is all of these things and more.
If you feel the need to carry a weapon you are already in trouble.
Voting will leave you with the feeling of regret and error which the incumbent will over look.
When education is defined, funded, built, printed, distributed, manned and equal for all, you and I will be dead.
Why deny others if you have yours?
America only has one flag, one language and one history; everyone is welcome to it without giving up their heritage.
Any successful marriage only has one voice and two TVs.
Work, having a job is a privilege not a divine right.
The Internet is a hostile environment regardless of its use at work.
Governing bodies will continue to limit your freedoms so you have equal rights.
You are judged by your appearance and friends. If things are not going well wash your clothes, take a shower and get new friends.
You are influenced by your environment ask any border patrol agent.
No one will know you lived a healthy life until after the autopsy.
Those who prohibit, fight or die over religion have no faith.
The worst advice, “Trust everyone until they prove otherwise”.
The best advice for men, but can take until adulthood to understand. “It does not think for itself.”
The best advice for women, “Ogle not!” They just might be a frog in disguise.
If I can not dream or envision a better world, a world free of hate and war but filled with education, I would rather be dead.
Live a full life with your friend the cat and dog.
Your choices frame your life, but don’t limit your choices to the frame.
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March 9, 2006 was Gumby’s 50th birthday. Gumby was not born with the virtues he has shown us for more than a half century. His parents instilled them.
If someone you care about is telling you why they feel the way they do listen and avoid a long mistrial.
Why hasn’t someone invented a trough urinal that can be used from both sides?
A restaurant that puts ice in the Men’s urinal probably makes a weak margarita.
If you want to stop war make it mandatory for the President, Vice President, Congress and Senate member’s sons and daughters to enlist in the military and be posted in the war zone.
Bio-genetic engineering: we can only hope that one day all will be sporting a full head of hair, be black with slanted eyes. This should shift attention to more important items as hammer toe and nose hair.
You’re watching too much TV when you know the treatments for erectile dysfunction, deficit disorder, bowl syndrome, acid reflex and how to get $10,000 put in your bank account with one phone call.
HD TV: same crap more smell.
The city has provided Blue, Green and Black disposal barrels. On the horizon, Yellow barrel for things your spouse thinks you should keep separated.
In the year 2200 fast food ordering will require a graduate student to use numbers 1 to 93. Deviations on orders will require knowledge of integers that represents a fraction, every decimal place indicating a call for the manager to assist the employee with the order.
Eating healthy is expensive. Not eating healthy is expensive. The cost just comes at a different time in your life.
03-26-08, 05:14 PM
Happy birthday Mark AJ! Now if your name was JA, we'd have fun with it. Dude, you're no fun!:(
03-26-08, 08:16 PM
H B mark, so... what did you get?