A stage race. One stage uphill and the second one down. For a tiebreaker they can play quarters until they're both slobbering drunk and kissing each other.

+1 :beer:

I'll bring camera and post pics!!!! :D

I'll bring camera and post pics!!!! :D No.

That's ok. I wasn't riled at all up until he sent me a nasty PM. Now he can have the honor of being the only one on my ignore list. Not that I expect him to care.

Aw C'mon man, I have a fever too. I'll even give you 5 bucks if you take me off!:D

No.

:eek: But, but, but...I thought you liked my pics. :( :cry:

ME convinced me too cease ignoring you. I'll chalk the whole thing up to a silly misunderstanding, but you were awfully quick to get nasty in that PM.

A race, my 240 to his 115 lbs? I'd be more for a let's see how many times you can press the other guy over your head contest!:D Although I did read his times in a post in the road forum. I believe it was "how fast can you climb this hill?" thread. His times on a 7,000 ft climb wasn't much different in comparison to my best while climbing 10,000ft as far as a ratio when I was in shape t 220 lbs. And I don't race or train the way he does!:rolleyes:

But I have done a 22.6 average on a 10 mile flat course from a dead stop (standard roadie) SO it will hae to be a rel long ride, 100 miles or so, solo, no drafting. Or a solo 10 mile flat TT into the wind.:p

For the record, I am pretty close to 150 right now. I've done 22.5 on a mostly flat TT on a standard road bike, so don't assume you would get me there ;)

i hafta remember this whole "i have a fever" thing.....awesome

ME convinced me too cease ignoring you. I'll chalk the whole thing up to a silly misunderstanding, but you were awfully quick to get nasty in that PM.



For the record, I am pretty close to 150 right now. I've done 22.5 on a mostly flat TT on a standard road bike, so don't assume you would get me there ;)

Yeah but I had a fever and a headache!:D

I had you pegged for an @$$hole a long time ago! My post not not supposed to make sense. Funny others picked up on it but you dwell on it. Ever hear the joke. "how do you keep a moron in suspense?"? Does it make sens now, dumbsh!t?

Funny, when I posted a pic of the bikejournal screen, you were the first to poke fun. Now you're crying like a little B!tch cause I hurt your wiiiittle feelings? What an @$$!

That makes no sens...

That makes no sens...

Not you too!:p

Oh I see! He thought I was making fun of his crash not his writing. Hmm, nope! I'd be the first one to descend GMR just to be the first one back to pick you up if you crashed. The first to lend you a pump or give you my spare tube. Maybe the first to explain how to copy and post a page rather than laugh at you! Well if he ever crashes while I'm around, on my bike or in a support vehicle, he's going to be there a while!:D

I remeber that now. It reminded me of this...

http://www.semiologic.com/2006/01/26/how-blondes-print-word-documents/

stop....everyone for the love of god....stop....

I remeber that now. It reminded me of this...

http://www.semiologic.com/2006/01/26/how-blondes-print-word-documents/

That's not how I print word documents.


Now, all of you, stop your :fight:

Sorry Scootcore & M.E.
umd really was sick, and Mr. Beanz was being Mr. Meanz.

Sorry Scootcore & M.E.
umd really was sick, and Mr. Beanz was being Mr. Meanz.

:roflmao: :lol: :roflmao:

That is priceless, Kim.

Mr. Meanz? Yoohoo? :p

Wait just a cotton pickin' minute, are carbon or aluminum cranks better?

yes

Wait just a cotton pickin' minute, are carbon or aluminum cranks better?

aluminum

carbon is for weight wussies

ding ding ding....next round!!!!!

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Bamboo (you can grow your own to replace if you break them)
http://www.calfeedesign.com/bamboo.htm
(The cranks aren't baboo yet, but I think it'll happen soon enough)

Bamboo (you can grow your own to replace if you break them)
http://www.calfeedesign.com/bamboo.htm
(The cranks aren't baboo yet, but I think it'll happen soon enough)

I can't even lube my chain, yet you expect me to grow my own bike? :p:D

This reminds me of the road forum...

Wow my question sparked all that, LOL. Thanks for the advice, I stuck with Al.

Wow, the mods let this one go! Hey, when you guys kiss and make up who's going to be on top?

This is exactly why I love BikeForums so much - It like a 10 minutes laugh break - and better than Sierri's blue collar comedy channel (http://www.sirius.com/bluecollarcomedy)

Wow, the mods let this one go! Hey, when you guys kiss and make up who's going to be on top?

Is that directed to all of us? Cause if so, I call dibs on top. :D

Any where you want as long as that "old fart" left.

How about a moratorium on posting when you have a fever....and a law about keeping testosterone in check (Pro Tour Teams take note)!

Any where you want as long as that "old fart" left.

Which one's the old fart?

How about a moratorium on posting when you have a fever....and a law about keeping testosterone in check (Pro Tour Teams take note)!

How about a tummy ache? I just got back from a Mexican dinner and I don't feel so well!:D

How about a tummy ache? I just got back from a Mexican dinner and I don't feel so well!:D So I take it the Old Fart's coming.

Wow I go away for a few hours and kuf goes and gets a new avatar...

Which one's the old fart?


The one that calls me nasty hag - where the hell have you been!!!!!!!???? Moderate the damn forum, will ya! :p

The one that calls me nasty hag - where the hell have you been!!!!!!!???? Moderate the damn forum, will ya! :p

But then people get pissy.

Wow I go away for a few hours and kuf goes and gets a new avatar...

I found a bunch to cycle through. Don't worry, Hobbes will return.

Wow I go away for a few hours and kuf goes and gets a new avatar...

sly little vixen, that one :p

But then people get pissy.

No, no...I didn't say over moderate, remove all offending posts so that no one knows what the hell's going on, lock threads every two minutes and ban Ovo! Jesus...you're hopeless.

:p :D

No, no...I didn't say over moderate, remove all offending posts so that no one knows what the hell's going on, lock threads every two minutes and ban Ovo! Jesus...you're hopeless.

:p :D

You're baned.

You're baned.

That was cruel. I need to go to bed and to sleep, but now I'm all warm and excited.

Aren't you supposed to say "I hereby ban thee"?

That was cruel. I need to go to bed and to sleep, but now I'm all warm and excited.

Baned.

Aren't you supposed to say "I hereby ban thee"?

I hereby ban thee

Aren't you supposed to say "I hereby ban thee"?

He's not banning me.

I hereby ban thee

OOhh...harsh. Nachoman's been banned.

OOhh...harsh. Nachoman's been banned.

Wow, you guys fight alot!:D

isn't ban a deodorant?

isn't ban a deodorant?

That makes no sense.

That makes no sense.

You mean: that makes no scents... :)

That makes no sense.

Shai, Ban is a brand of deodorant

http://img.nextag.com/image/Ban-Anti-Perspirant-Deodorant/1/000/000/714/953/71495370.jpg

Wow, you guys fight alot!:D

Yeah, Volt and I got that kind of chemistry. Keeps things interesting.


Nacho just got caught in the crossfire.