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jacob
11-02-03, 09:09 PM
In a college dormitory, a teacher pays a visit to her pupils.

During the visit, here is what happens...
A dog reads a newspaper and falls from a sitting position to the floor laughing inexplicably, almost insanely.

"Ouch!" comes a yell from his owner. Several minutes pass. A dog which has been watching steps into line behind the first dog, and gradually, more dogs arrive.

Finally, another dog arrives, and after several seconds, a cat emerges from underneath the newspaper, shrieking for the dog to stop.

The cat hisses now, tired, and otoh the dogs will continue obviously, according to the cat's intelligence, to not listen to the cat.

The dog which emerged into the story second has apparently been fighting for the right to eat part of the owner's arm.
The owner joins in the fight - it turns out he is hungry.

But....
he says the wrong thing...



"Mush!"



Jacob


MediaCreations
11-02-03, 11:06 PM
Sorry????

Ba-Dg-Er
11-03-03, 12:17 AM
Wow ... so this is your brain on drugs huh?


fujibike
11-03-03, 03:10 AM
"Mush!"
Jacob

I think that says it all...

Dutchy
12-02-03, 10:18 PM
PLEASE STEP AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER!

pitboss
12-02-03, 11:23 PM
OOOOhhhhhh...now I get it!


















Wait...no I don't.

MKRG
12-02-03, 11:58 PM
hmmmmmm

Zub Zub
12-03-03, 12:32 AM
I dont get it....

Chris L
12-03-03, 02:21 AM
I don't even get the avatar - never mind the joke.

Xtrmyorick
12-03-03, 11:21 AM
Remember kids, insanity can be fun.

Natophelia
12-03-03, 12:27 PM
Whoo! Yay random weirdness! Me likee!

Chris L
12-03-03, 08:31 PM
Never mind, he's changed the avatar, now I can get back to understanding...

What was it we were talking about again?

Ba-Dg-Er
12-03-03, 08:34 PM
What was it we were talking about again?

When you find out .... fill me in.

erraticrider
12-04-03, 08:34 AM
In a college dormitory, a teacher pays a visit to her pupils.

During the visit, here is what happens...
A dog reads a newspaper and falls from a sitting position to the floor laughing inexplicably, almost insanely.

"Ouch!" comes a yell from his owner. Several minutes pass. A dog which has been watching steps into line behind the first dog, and gradually, more dogs arrive.

Finally, another dog arrives, and after several seconds, a cat emerges from underneath the newspaper, shrieking for the dog to stop.

The cat hisses now, tired, and otoh the dogs will continue obviously, according to the cat's intelligence, to not listen to the cat.

The dog which emerged into the story second has apparently been fighting for the right to eat part of the owner's arm.
The owner joins in the fight - it turns out he is hungry.

But....
he says the wrong thing...



"Mush!"

Jacob

At this point, Jacob's teacher decides to leave, having figured out why Jacob is doing so poorly in class. The teacher promptly makes a referral to the social services department, which calls in animal control, and order is quickly restored ... until the animal control officer picks up the newspaper and starts to read ...