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11-02-03, 09:09 PM
In a college dormitory, a teacher pays a visit to her pupils.
During the visit, here is what happens...
A dog reads a newspaper and falls from a sitting position to the floor laughing inexplicably, almost insanely.
"Ouch!" comes a yell from his owner. Several minutes pass. A dog which has been watching steps into line behind the first dog, and gradually, more dogs arrive.
Finally, another dog arrives, and after several seconds, a cat emerges from underneath the newspaper, shrieking for the dog to stop.
The cat hisses now, tired, and otoh the dogs will continue obviously, according to the cat's intelligence, to not listen to the cat.
The dog which emerged into the story second has apparently been fighting for the right to eat part of the owner's arm.
The owner joins in the fight - it turns out he is hungry.
But....
he says the wrong thing...
"Mush!"
Jacob
During the visit, here is what happens...
A dog reads a newspaper and falls from a sitting position to the floor laughing inexplicably, almost insanely.
"Ouch!" comes a yell from his owner. Several minutes pass. A dog which has been watching steps into line behind the first dog, and gradually, more dogs arrive.
Finally, another dog arrives, and after several seconds, a cat emerges from underneath the newspaper, shrieking for the dog to stop.
The cat hisses now, tired, and otoh the dogs will continue obviously, according to the cat's intelligence, to not listen to the cat.
The dog which emerged into the story second has apparently been fighting for the right to eat part of the owner's arm.
The owner joins in the fight - it turns out he is hungry.
But....
he says the wrong thing...
"Mush!"
Jacob