Singlespeed & Fixed Gear - alleycat-MASH showing-Show PDX 04/11

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Myself and Mowhawk Jen put this together for some fun times.
Just in case the flyer is not clear.. basically... we're having a smallish alleycat that ends at the Satyricon... there will be two or more bands playing there after the race and a showing of MASH in the middle. We ended up with TONS of prizes and giveaways so there will prolly have to be ten or more prize spots for the race including DFL and then most likely "Seth gets blacked out and gives stuff away" prizes.


if you have any questions please let me know...

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Read about it on PDXFIXED.
But I plan on attending.

Im too slow to take the good prizes and too fast to get DFL. Plus I already own mash. But it should be a fun time regardless.

thats really the idea.... just getting a bunch of bike people together to hang out.. hence having a variety of stuff going on

i haven't seen any mention of what bands are playing anywhere.

kinda lower left of the flyer = moths of the flame and silent majority.... IIRC there is one or two more we may get in but Jen is all hush hush bout it as they are supposed to be on a break

Vegan Strip Club?

kinda lower left of the flyer = moths of the flame and silent majority.... IIRC there is one or two more we may get in but Jen is all hush hush bout it as they are supposed to be on a break

oh, i glanced over that.

sweet, the names sound metal. at least "members of book of belial" sounds metal.

did you make it to Stormcrow last Saturday???? Talk about killing it!

Vegan Strip Club?

Yes, there is now a vegan strip club in PDX. I know I know...but I also couldnt resist getting them on board. They donated a gift cert. for a lapdance and a lunch :)

did you make it to Stormcrow last Saturday???? Talk about killing it!
I was there!

epic.

Rad... If I punched you in the face, crotch, shoulder, back etc in the pit I formerly apologize.

final band/guest band confirmed. we agreed to keep them secret however I will say that if you like metal you should ****ing come.

did the time change? i heard either the race or showing's time got adjusted

did the time change? i heard either the race or showing's time got adjusted

Can I ride my Surly crosscheck in the Alleycat or will everyone hit me with chains?

Can I ride my Surly crosscheck in the Alleycat or will everyone hit me with chains?

if you're in business casual AND riding a crosscheck you're running a big risk of getting hit with chains :p

if you're in business casual AND riding a crosscheck you're running a big risk of getting hit with chains :p

Mwahahaha, I don't have to play dressup on Fridays luckily. I'm gonna try to get some of my friends to join the party on my janky ass scwhwinn beaters.

They love metal, and I figure making 'em watch mash maybe will get them to understand bikes are for people who aren't kids.

Can I ride my Surly crosscheck in the Alleycat or will everyone hit me with chains?

First alleycat I rode a guy had that bike with nice big tires. He was able to take **** terrain and curbs a lot better than anyone else.

what makes a strip-club vegan? no black leather? aren't naked people animal products?

what makes a strip-club vegan? no black leather? aren't naked people animal products?

Nah, the strippers don't wear animal products and the food they serve there is all vegan. I've heard of the place and haven't checked it out yet.

I'm no veggie, I eat meat about once a month. That once a month is at the Acropolis, and it's a juicy cheap as hell steak.

Delicious every time, and it basically makes me almost sick everytime but damnit steak and strippers and delicious beer is a necessity from time to time.

Nah, you can ride whatever the hell you want.... Neither me or the other organizer give a flying ****.

MASH will be showing at or about 11 so that people that are at filmed by bike can still make it.

The race still starts about 7 so you should be there bout 630..... bands times are up in the air until our final pow wow tomorrow but it looks like the first one will be on bout 45 min after doors.... then the foot down and track stand comp... then another band prior to the showing if there is enough time... prizes in there too.

fantomas you have huge gauges right? did you wear a bane zip up hoodie a lot a few months ago around downtown?

oh, and are any prizes NOT tattoo related?

lucky lady tattoo?

...really?



figures they'd give out $200 certificates.

Sorry but I am not sure what a Bane hoodie is????? Not sure why it matters... hope I didnt throw a bottle at you or anything.
Here is a recent pic from the front:
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Old pic from the side:
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Prizes off the top of my head right now are but are not limited to:
Set of non machined velocity deep v's in baby blue 700c 36sp plus a LOT of nick nacks from velocity
$200 $100 and I think $50 x 2 gift certs to lucky lady... some for the race and some for the track stand/foot down
clothes from food fight
clothes from cadence
clothes for mash from Bells in Philly
gift certs for lunches etc at the vegan strip club
tons of gift certs (10 plus IIRC) from Laurelwood brewery for growlers and they are also setting us up with a ton of vegan food for the show..maybe non vegan too but I dont know
Veloshop put up RAD **** that will go unmentioned

Cannot remember what else... but yeah lots of non tattoo stuff.

the other band is warcorpse. and shi.tfit.

its gonna be rad.

way to let the cat out of the bag :lol:

Sorry but I am not sure what a Bane hoodie is????? Not sure why it matters... hope I didnt throw a bottle at you or anything.

nah it's just that i used to spot this lone hardcore kid walking around downtown with a bane (hxc band) hoodie and big gauges.

and the salmon street fountain is at the riverfront, right?

way to let the cat out of the bag :lol:

Were you at the Subhumans the other night? I'd swear I saw those guaged out ears standing in front of me.

the satyricon sucks so much it wraps around into being awesome.

Warcorpse plays 20 shows per week I think.

pretty stoked for this. looks like the weather is gonna be nice too.

Warcorpse plays 20 shows per week I think.

I haven't heard 'em yet. Who's in this band?

Is it anything along the lines of Hellshock?

I haven't heard 'em yet. Who's in this band?

Is it anything along the lines of Hellshock?


Meh, hellshock is better.

warcorpse has been on haitus for the past like 4 months.
it's eric, gray, mike, and derrik. they're good and put on a good show.
yes along the lines of hellshock.

Meh, hellshock is better.

Well, hellshock rips babies in half. I wasn't expecting better, along the lines of is enough to get me revved.

Did you catch them when Warhead was in town? That **** was epic.

oh man the forward/warhead house show they had. that was intense and lebendon toten (sp?) played also. yeah effin epic!!!!

oh man the forward/warhead house show they had. that was intense and lebendon toten (sp?) played also. yeah effin epic!!!!

Mwahahaha, awesome. Wtf, you hang out with Hopper and Colin and Aragon and all those saintly wonderful people or what?

:)

If that's the case we must've run into eachother once or twice.

I think it's Lieben den toten btw, not positive but that'd be the correct Deutsch spelling I think.

I was really bummed I was out of town when I heard Anti-simex.

yah that was rad too. aragon is a ******. but hopper malice and everyone at that house would have movie night I'd bring the pizza and brian cheney would bring the movies. it was rad. I think were starting that back up again.

I used to rock a giant mohawk a couple years back. have a broken bones tattoo, super short, I dunno. a lot of people know who i am. who are you? I had the pink and teal bike too, dunno if you've seen it around. don't have it anymore got hit. meh.

yah that was rad too. aragon is a ******. but hopper malice and everyone at that house would have movie night I'd bring the pizza and brian cheney would bring the movies. it was rad. I think were starting that back up again.

I used to rock a giant mohawk a couple years back. have a broken bones tattoo, super short, I dunno. a lot of people know who i am. who are you? I had the pink and teal bike too, dunno if you've seen it around. don't have it anymore got hit. meh.

Hahaha, I think I saw you walking that bike in front of Hopper's house at a party the night I met my wife. Malice was chasing her out of the house throwing bottles at her. Figured that was a sure sign she was a winnar so I married her!

Name's Torfinn. We've probably met briefly, but I don't think we've really hung out. I used to kick it at Colin's apartment on 20th for a while. Nowadays just go to occasional shows but stay pretty low pro. I can't keep up with all those rock and roll allstars.

I think I'm definitely coming out Friday though sounds like fun. Trying to wrangle some hoodlums into coming with me. Look out for the goofy looking Norwegian with the Surly Crosscheck trying to keep up with the track bikes.

you guys hang with a dude named Malice?



sounds intense.

you guys hang with a dude named Malice?



sounds intense.

MWAHAHAHAHAA!

Nah, Malice is femme, but I guess I'd say she's intense. Depends on the situation.

girl named (m)Alice

Torfinn, were you on the max last night like around 1, who's your wife?
yah alice is funny when she's chasing people out! ahhhh sunday is her girls only birthday party can't wait.

back on track though, yah friday is gonna be pretty sick, it's my birthday also. so by the end of the night I'm gonna be obliterated haha

girl named (m)Alice

Torfinn, were you on the max last night like around 1, who's your wife?
yah alice is funny when she's chasing people out! ahhhh sunday is her girls only birthday party can't wait.

back on track though, yah friday is gonna be pretty sick, it's my birthday also. so by the end of the night I'm gonna be obliterated haha

I wasn't. She still does the big girls only b-day party thing every year. Hahahaha oh man. You're gonna have a hell of a weekend happy b-day.

I should probably be one of the few guys riding gears, on a black Surly Crosscheck in the cat I'd guess. Be sure to give me a nudge and I'll buy you a b-day beer for sure afterwards.

I'll be rocking an overgrown mullet in dire need of trimming.

everyone is lucking out on the buying me drinks thing this year. I work at the satyricon also so I get drinks anyways and my buddy is bartending so that's the reason behind the obliteratedness. ahahaha yah. this weekend is gonna be INSANE I have work saturday also. that's gonna be awesome. I have people flying in, family coming on sunday, a photoshoot to do for a band on sunday, work, malices party. I swear can one weekend get any busier haha. yah....I slept all day today for the fact that this is gonna be the only chance I get.

Yes, that was me at the subhumans show... I have their stage list if you want it.
Yes, I was also at the show at Malice's place. Stormcrow>you.

seth come over. we got **** to do! haha

Oh PS.. we forgot to add RE-Load to the prize list.. box o **** from them should be on the list.

On my way ho.

Yes, that was me at the subhumans show... I have their stage list if you want it.
Yes, I was also at the show at Malice's place. Stormcrow>you.

Mwahahaha it's so easy sometimes to forget what a small town this is. Blows my mind.

Thx for the offer, but I got you one upped. We hung out with Dick all night before the shows buying him beers and getting him drunk. We got him to write one of my friends a nasty love letter on a napkin(she's been in love with him since she was like 15 now she's in her mid 20's).

Lookin forward to meetin you guys this ought to be a fun time.

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tomorrow is gonna be sick.....