A Pirate walks into a bar.
He has a steering wheel attached to his crotch.
The bartender looks up and exclaims "hey, you've got a steering wheel attached to your crotch!"
The pirate replies "arrr! it be drivin' me nuts"

arrrrrrrrr :rolleyes:

*giggles*

Cute!

What do you get when you cross a pirate & a robot?

Arrrrr2d2.

a baby fur seal walks into a club.....