Foo - The great sausage takeover of '08

i'm a dumbass, shoulda waited for today.......:rolleyes::D

Sausage is not a laughing matter. Brats even less so.

Sausage is not a laughing matter. Brats even less so.

sadly, my sausage is a laughing matter. :(

I guarantee you, that if you EVER show me your sausage, laughing i will not be. promise.

I guarantee you, that if you EVER show me your sausage, laughing i will not be. promise.

I just spent 10 minutes looking for my sausage and could not find it to show here. :(

I would hate to see you go, just saying.;)

don't google image laughing sausage.

is that a dare?

don't google image laughing sausage.

meh, no real sausage

don't google image laughing sausage.

yeah, very disturbing stuff, MV and his buds watching a baseball game, yuck.

http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/sports/brew/img/jul03/giles710.jpg

i probably could have figured out that by saying "don't do X", you guys totally would. and i have been caught. there is no real sausage. HOWEVER...really, truly, do not google image "love sausage".

i have to ask lodi...when are the sausages taking over, and how can we placate them?

I have mustard, kraut and buns at the ready. they shall not take me on an empty stomach.

I have mustard, kraut and buns at the ready. they shall not take me on an empty stomach.

Why do you hate America? :p :D Let's leave the rotting cabbage in the compost pile where it belongs.

okay, can I at least have sweet relish? the dill relish can go on the compost pile with the rotting cabbage that I so love on my brat dogs.

okay, can I at least have sweet relish? the dill relish can go on the compost pile with the rotting cabbage that I so love on my brat dogs.

Of course. I am really a very reasonable person.

agreed. can you pass the chips please?

yeah, very disturbing stuff, MV and his buds watching a baseball game, yuck.

http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/sports/brew/img/jul03/giles710.jpg

I believe that may give new meaning to the passage
"Take me out to the ball game"

I believe that may give new meaning to the passage
"Take me out to the ball game"

you are better than that.

i don't get it. banana?

you are better than that.

oops
http://erstories.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/train-wreck.jpg

oops
http://erstories.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/train-wreck.jpg

better

and Eboo, I do not get it either, but it was the first image that popped up on the image search that YOU dared ME to do, so I had to post it.

i probably could have figured out that by saying "don't do X", you guys totally would.

I would totally do x136

Yes, aided by the evil scientist, Major Hormel, it looks like mankind should realize the snausages are on the verge of conquering the world...

http://www.legaljuice.com/sausage.jpg

i probably could have figured out that by saying "don't do X", you guys totally would.Well then by all means, don't ever say th--


I would totally do x136Sigh.

Well then by all means, don't ever say th--

Sigh.

:roflmao:

eboo: 1 x136: 0

:roflmao:

eboo: 1 x136: 0

let's not ruin this thread with algebra. please.

:roflmao:

eboo: 1 x136: 0I do believe you have more than one point at this juncture of time and space.

And I probably have negative points somehow.

nonono...we're only keeping score today.

though i'm pretty sure you're winning the grand scheme of things-- x136: bass
eboo: lolanus

N0000000000000000000!

let the take over begin!
http://www.foxnews.com/images/297899/1_61_062807_Weinermobile.jpg

that is not a sausage.

that is not a sausage.

I beg to differ.
Meriam webster says a weiner is a frankfurter and a frankfurter is a sausage.

see:http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/frankfurter

nonono...we're only keeping score today.That would imply that I'm a loser only today, a claim which is completely false.


N0,000,000,000,000,000,000!It's really a lot easier to read long strings of numbers when punctuated properly.

I beg to differ.
Meriam webster says a weiner is a frankfurter and a frankfurter is a sausage.

I can't accept that encased homogenous meat goop is sausage.

And by "meat" I mean "meat flavored product."

I beg to differ.
Meriam webster says a weiner is a frankfurter and a frankfurter is a sausage.

see:http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/frankfurter

the dictionary page for sausage would taste better than an oscar mayer weiner.

I can't accept that encased homogenous meat goop is sausage.

And by "meat" I mean "meat flavored product."

your meat is flavored?
Do not want to know this.

the dictionary page for sausage would taste better than an oscar mayer weiner.

sausage snob!
Jsharr is a sausage snob? Who knew?

Jsharr is a sausage snob? Who knew?Who didn't?

Who didn't?

I fear you have exposed me for my ignorance on the sausage snobbery that goes on here. :eek:

Who didn't?

i didn't:mad:

I just googled sausage snob, got this:

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r162/jsharr/bass/TX_lake7.jpg

EDIT: Oh wait, that was in the future due to me posting this. Damn, not another paradox...

Yes, another.

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r162/jsharr/2-two-docks.jpg

i have to ask lodi...when are the sausages taking over, and how can we placate them?


It is too late young grasshopper, they have already arrived, and are invading as we speak. Jimmy dean tried to placate them, but they were unamused with his gesture. He was promptly wrapped up in pig skin and roasted over his own burn pit...terrible, just terrible....:(

Yes, aided by the evil scientist, Major Hormel, it looks like mankind should realize the snausages are on the verge of conquering the world...

http://www.legaljuice.com/sausage.jpg

Is that dude a Hormel-sexual? Not that that would be a bad thing...