Fifty Plus (50+) - What Solveg Wants, Solveg Gets

Houseboy told me to tell you he'll be waiting outside his trailer at 9:00 with a bottle of Night Train Express and box of leftover Valentine's Day Candy from WalMart. Be there.

One Image I wish I Could forget- and the other I wish I could see more of.

My eyes are hurting:eek:

thankyou, Blackberry! You kept your promise! Now, why do you two only show up once a year?

Once a year is too often for Houseboy.

And it is too often for Blackberry too, if he is always going to bring Houseboy along with him!

However thinketh not that "Blackberry" shows up but once a year.

I hope Solveg and Houseboy have a good time on their date.

I hope Blackberry loses all the hair on his head! :mad:

I think he should lose all of his hair, period. Not just on his head.

Hmmmmm...have you noticed that Houseboy and Blackberry are never seen anywhere at the same time?

Now how am I going to purge that image from my mind? I'm never going to check BF before going to bed ever again.

Blackberry took it easy on our eyes with a tiny thumbnail image. Believe me, he has possession of a much larger image, and it isn't pretty.

Of course, if anyone is desirous of burning their retinas out, you can click here (http://www.bikeforums.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=44976&d=1179418093)

Of course, if anyone is desirous of burning their retinas out, you can click here (http://www.bikeforums.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=44976&d=1179418093)

Ouch! I'm still confused. solveg calls out for Pool Boy and gets House Boy? I need some history, as I'm sure many who have been here less than a full year do. Tell all! :p

Of course, if anyone is desirous of burning their retinas out, you can click here (http://www.bikeforums.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=44976&d=1179418093)

Well that will cause nightmares tonight:eek:

I got confused. I was thinking Pool Boy from the old Mad Magazine TV Show. But it was always Houseboy. I don't know the history of Houseboy! All of a sudden, Blackberry showed up and everyone started retching and saying "houseboy". I was deeply intrigued, but they told me I had to wait until April Fools to see him.

Anyway, I just got back from my date with Houseboy, and I feel like a changed woman.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/15/Matsys_Ugly_Duchess.jpg

Solveg, I was going to tell you all about the legend of Blackberry and Houseboy, but you are creating an epic that dwarfs all in comparison and leaves me......speechless.

(I do hope you used protection....however you define the word.)

Thank you, Tom Bombadil, and thank you Blackberry. Kudos to Houseboy for having the balls to display them in such fashion. The world is a far, far better place for the fact of having eccentric characters in it, and I will surely sleep better tonight for the fact of having witnessed this instance of freedom in action.

I suspect that the only thing which could make me happier right about now would be to see Houseboy ride a chopped bicycle, resplendent with hi-rise handlebars and extended forks, through the middle of a trailer park, smiling and waving happily at the rednecks he was riding past.





Now please excuse me whilst I go wash my mouth out with warm, soapy water for having used the terms 'trailer park' and 'rednecks' rather than 'caravan park' and 'bogans' respectively. I'm aware the terms used befit the moment better, but I still feel somewhat shabby for having said them!

Solveg, I was going to tell you all about the legend of Blackberry and Houseboy, but you are creating an epic that dwarfs all in comparison and leaves me......speechless.

(I do hope you used protection....however you define the word.)

PLEASE tell me the legend of Blackberry and Houseboy! PLEASE!

I suspect that the only thing which could make me happier right about now would be to see Houseboy ride a chopped bicycle, resplendent with hi-rise handlebars and extended forks, through the middle of a trailer park, smiling and waving happily at the rednecks he was riding past.
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My money says he'd never make it out the other side alive.:p

PLEASE tell me the legend of Blackberry and Houseboy! PLEASE!

OK, but you might be disappointed. The legend is so much better than the reality. Here, to the best of my knowledge is the first thread in which houseboy appeared (Somehow, you knew Digital Gee would be wrapped up in this.)

http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=299364&highlight=houseboy

Then, on rare occasion, when it appeared people needed the opaque glaze taken off of their corneas, houseboy would make an appearance. Based on the wailing and gnashing of teeth his visage inspired, it didn't seem fair to inflict him more than once a year, So a committee (made up of Blackberry and myself) decided that April 1 was the one-and-only day.

As far as Blackberry is concerned, he got involved with some rough characters (including the ill-fated Diego brothers) and decided to hightail it into the witness protection program. Rumor has it that he is living quietly in Indiana as the curator of the Dan Quayle Museum.

OK, but you might be disappointed. The legend is so much better than the reality. Here, to the best of my knowledge is the first thread in which houseboy appeared (Somehow, you knew Digital Gee would be wrapped up in this.)

What's amazing is that that thread is almost a year old, and DG just* made it to the grocery store about a month ago!

Why am I always being dragged in the mud?

http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos/2006/apr06/seaotter06/seaotter063/dscn0730.jpg

Why am I always being dragged in the mud?

You sound just like the Haviland Tuf character in one of George RR Martin's older books! "Always I must truckle with suspicion." :cry:

You sound just like the Haviland Tuf character in one of George RR Martin's older books! "Always I must truckle with suspicion." :cry:

I suppose that's why I'm frequently accused of being truculent. :)

I suppose that's why I'm frequently accused of being truculent. :)

Yeah, like you know what truculent means.

Houseboy told me to tell you he'll be waiting outside his trailer at 9:00 with a bottle of Night Train Express and box of leftover Valentine's Day Candy from WalMart. Be there.

Whatever Solveg wants
Solveg gets
And lil'Houseboy, little Solveg wants you
Make up your mind to have no regrets
Recline yourself, resign yourself, you're through
She always gets what she aims for
And your heart'n soul is what she came for

Whatever Solveg wants
Solveg gets,
Take off your Lycra,
Don't you know you can't win?
You're no exception to the rule,
She's irresistible, you fool, give in!...Give in!...Give in!

Why am I always being dragged in the mud?


Because I don't post often enough here.

I'm really confused.

Yeah, like you know what truculent means.

truculent: a vehicle one has loaned to another, typically to move furniture or other belongings. So there. I'll even use it in a sentence. "Say, is that the truculent to Stapfam? :)

Houseboy told me to tell you he'll be waiting outside his trailer at 9:00 with a bottle of Night Train Express and box of leftover Valentine's Day Candy from WalMart. Be there.

Now I'm going to have to watch someone butcher a hog to get that image out of my head...

Here are a couple of additional choices. I wonder which one she would prefer?:D

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u250/rallen94402/BigDPoolBoy2.jpg

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u250/rallen94402/CircuitRace.jpg

truculent: a vehicle one has loaned to another, typically to move furniture or other belongings. So there. I'll even use it in a sentence. "Say, is that the truculent to Stapfam? :)

No -This is the wunulent

This guy is waiting for Solveg after Houseboy:

http://ausemperfi.250free.com/Tennessee/ugly_redneck.jpg

This guy is waiting for Solveg after Houseboy:

http://ausemperfi.250free.com/Tennessee/ugly_redneck.jpg

I think........I need.......protective...........eyegear:eek:

Hey Maddmax, do you have any spare laser goggles?

Tom, look at this guy's hat... and the hair. He looks like the real Tom Bombadil, only lacking teeth!

Did you know that the hobbit names and many of their attributes were based on the Appalachian people? tolkien went to college with a guy who used to regale him with stories about the appalachian people. Tolkien couldn't get enough. In fact, if you look in the phone books of the hill country, there are tons of hobbit surnames.


This guy is waiting for Solveg after Houseboy:

http://ausemperfi.250free.com/Tennessee/ugly_redneck.jpg

I think........I need.......protective...........eyegear:eek:

Hey Maddmax, do you have any spare laser goggles?

Not anymore!

I vote for this as the most WILDLY off-topic but most FUN thread I've seen yet in the 50+ forum. (Even though my eyes hurt, too.)

By the way, you mob. I ran into Houseboy's dad, and the old fella was none too pleased about his little boy being made fun of!

http://photo.net/photo/pcd0795/fountain-eccentric-50.3.jpg

I'm still confused.

I'm still confused.

Try washing your oatmeal and warfarin down with a few tots of Jamaican Rum. That might help.

Here's Houseboy's Crazy Uncle Larry

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1032/537379758_e86eabffeb.jpg

Here's Houseboy's Crazy Uncle Larry

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1032/537379758_e86eabffeb.jpg

Isn't he married to what's her name, Lorraine?

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff179/ermarie9/old_lady.jpg

YES! And Larry and Lorraine had a baby called Michael...

http://www.ireporter.tv/Upload/www.celebritying.com/michael-jackson-ugly.jpg

YES! And Larry and Lorraine had a baby called Michael...

http://www.ireporter.tv/Upload/www.celebritying.com/michael-jackson-ugly.jpg
Now THAT really freaks me out!:eek::cry:

Hell of a thing to have to see right before going to bed...

YES! And Larry and Lorraine had a baby called Michael...[/IMG]

I believe they had two children. Here is Michael's little bro Chip sneaking some of the 50+ official beer.

http://www.chipsndip.com/media/2/weird%20guy.jpg

These are some of the most disturbing images I have ever seen. Strangely compelling, but still disturbing.
I am off to try to scoop out my own eyes with a spoon....

Have you ever started a thread and then kinda wished you hadn't....

Isn't he married to what's her name, Lorraine?

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff179/ermarie9/old_lady.jpg

"If you think a family reunion is a good place to pick up chicks...you may be a redneck!"
-Jeff Foxworthy

Just think....this is probably somebody's mother-in-law....

Must get back to my spoon....

People who know Uncle Larry and Aunt Lorraine say that she's the one who wears the pants in the family.