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11-09-03, 05:17 AM
As all big game hunters know, the legendary Foo Bird is one of the most exhilariting hunting experiences in the world. It is also dangerous, with many Foo hunters dying during the hunt.
One intrepid hunter set out anyway. His guide told him that the Foo is a very quiet bird with a unique defense system. It will defecate on its enemies and its feces has an odd compound that if you wipe it off, you will die.
The hunter scoffed and set out. He was on the trail of a large Foo and thought he had it cornered, when, out of now where, the Foo crapped all over his head. Disregarding the guide's advice, he wiped it off immediately, and died on the spot.
The moral of the story is If The Foo Sh*ts, Wear It.
One intrepid hunter set out anyway. His guide told him that the Foo is a very quiet bird with a unique defense system. It will defecate on its enemies and its feces has an odd compound that if you wipe it off, you will die.
The hunter scoffed and set out. He was on the trail of a large Foo and thought he had it cornered, when, out of now where, the Foo crapped all over his head. Disregarding the guide's advice, he wiped it off immediately, and died on the spot.
The moral of the story is If The Foo Sh*ts, Wear It.