Southern California - Long live the Empire!

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voltman
04-08-08, 09:56 PM
Imperial Guidelines.

1. Play nicely with others.
2. Don't instigate.
3. If you have a question regarding forum content, ask me. If you are going to send me rubbish, don't.
4. Have fun.

All other BikeForums guidelines still apply.

And I reserve the right to edit this as necessary.

Any leftover discussion of moderation, complaints, etc, can go here.


Siu Blue Wind
04-08-08, 09:58 PM
Hey Voltman? Why does [removed by Voltman]

voltman
04-08-08, 09:59 PM
Muhahaha!

Now, the empire will need a logo.


Chucklehead
04-08-08, 10:06 PM
Muhahaha!

Now, the empire will need a logo.

i could help you out with that, but from what i've seen it would just be deleted anyway.

voltman
04-08-08, 10:08 PM
i could help you out with that, but from what i've seen it would just be deleted anyway.

Nonsense. Create, minion, create.

chimivee
04-08-08, 10:09 PM
Muhahaha!

Now, the empire will need a logo.
How 'bout: I [HEART] VOLTMAN

Tiffanie
04-08-08, 10:12 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v235/ptbryant/allhailthequeen-2.gif




:p

Tom Stormcrowe
04-08-08, 10:13 PM
Congrats, voltman. Just think, I get P&R for part of my domain. :Dhttp://img258.imageshack.us/img258/9905/devilred4ry.gif

DaveSANYYZ
04-08-08, 10:13 PM
Voltron (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voltron)?

voltman
04-08-08, 10:14 PM
Congrats, voltman. Just think, I get P&R for part of my domain. :Dhttp://img258.imageshack.us/img258/9905/devilred4ry.gif

I've been there twice. The Emperor fears P&R.

voltman
04-08-08, 10:15 PM
Voltron (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voltron)?

Darth Voltron. It is fantastic.

Chucklehead
04-08-08, 10:15 PM
just use this.

http://www.karabiner.org/lectures/black/fullsize/grimreeper.jpg

cuda2k
04-08-08, 10:17 PM
All Hail Voltman! When you need to call in the calvary, just know you can look to the Lone Star State. ;)

Chucklehead
04-08-08, 10:19 PM
All Hail Voltman! When you need to call in the calvary, just know you can look to the Lone Star State. ;)

for what? great BBQ?

voltman
04-08-08, 10:20 PM
for what? great BBQ?

Wonderful idea. Fetch me some BBQ.

Chucklehead
04-08-08, 10:28 PM
how about a western bacon cheeseburger?

voltman
04-08-08, 10:29 PM
how about a western bacon cheeseburger?

If it's a Six Dollar Western Bacon.

Chucklehead
04-08-08, 10:32 PM
done. now ban me!

voltman
04-08-08, 10:33 PM
done. now ban me!

Done.

And lifted.

Nachoman
04-08-08, 10:33 PM
I'm planning on overthrowing the empire. Who is in?

cjbruin
04-08-08, 10:35 PM
What is your bidding, My Master?

magicant
04-08-08, 10:37 PM
I thought this was a thread about new carpet...

588-something something hundred... EMMMPIIRE...

Sixty Fiver
04-08-08, 10:38 PM
He's an Arsenal fan... perfect !

I know that if I ever let myself get sucked into a position of absolute power I'd end up over in SSFG or something...

:D

chimivee
04-08-08, 10:39 PM
I'm planning on overthrowing the empire. Who is in?
Or we could form a secret brave new empire on the outskirts that no one shall speak of, with 50' walls to keep out the unwanted heathens. And soma in the drinking fountains.

Sixty Fiver
04-08-08, 10:52 PM
Except everyone speaks about this brave new empire... all the freaking time.

roadfix
04-08-08, 11:01 PM
Banzai! Banzai! Banzai!

San Q!

felt1
04-08-08, 11:05 PM
"I am felt1. And I see a whole army of my socalmen,
here in defiance of tyranny! You have come to fight as free men. And
free man you are! What will you do without freedom? Will you fight?"
"Two thousand against ten?" - the veteran shouted. "No! We will
run - and live!"
"Yes!" felt1 shouted back. "Fight and you may die. Run and you
will live at least awhile. And dying in your bed many years from now,
would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for
one chance, just one chance, to come back here as young men and tell
our enemies that they may take our lives but they will never take
our freedom!"

Chucklehead
04-08-08, 11:12 PM
^^^ totally brought tears to my eyes, man.

Siu Blue Wind
04-08-08, 11:16 PM
Banzai! Banzai! Banzai!

San Q!

Q Q Q???

umd
04-08-08, 11:17 PM
Did Chucklehead's socal jersey thread get deleted again?

umd
04-08-08, 11:21 PM
It's funny, I almost bought a red star for kuf the other day. I'm glad I kept my money now.

Chucklehead
04-08-08, 11:24 PM
now, now... things promise to go in a better direction now that volt is the MAN.

kuf
04-08-08, 11:26 PM
It's funny, I almost bought a red star for kuf the other day. I'm glad I kept my money now.

+1

Reading Brian's comments have really shown me the ugly side of this forum.
Completely opposite from what he intended, his comments show me how unprofessional he is.

umd
04-08-08, 11:27 PM
now, now... things promise to go in a better direction now that volt is the MAN.

Voltman seems to have been the voice of reason during this whole thing. But I'm still glad I didn't give the "company" any more of my money. Edit: I'll give Voltman the money if he'll give her a red star :p

voltman
04-08-08, 11:31 PM
As a form of goodwill, here's one, on the house.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/34/Red_star.svg/120px-Red_star.svg.png

iamtim
04-08-08, 11:32 PM
So did something happen whilst I was watching Hell's Kitchen that spawned this thread and made everything OK?

umd
04-08-08, 11:33 PM
Thanks

http://aethlos.com/welt/uploaded_images/10dollarbill-751171.jpg

Jaguar27
04-08-08, 11:36 PM
http://www.ccfc.premiumtv.co.uk/javaImages/92/fb/0,,10269~3275666,00.jpg

Sixty Fiver
04-09-08, 01:25 AM
In reading I can only get a sense that the aim of many posters is to continue to bash and belittle BikeForums, it's moderators, and admins in a rather thinly veiled attempt to increase interest in that other sandbox (which I have visited) and for lack of a better words, poach members from the Bike Forum's SoCal sub forum.

I hope the other sand box grows beyond people's wildest expectations and then the folks running things over there will probably start to experience a lot of issues with trolls, spammers, and general ne'er do wells and in dealing with those, draw the ire of it's members.

And then the shoe will be on the other foot.

The only reason it bothers me is that I like a bunch of you and it seems that many people have been sucked into this whole conspiracy theory that keeps getting promoted when in reality, there is no conspiracy but rather, just a bunch of folks trying to maintain the peace and smooth running of the world's best all round cycling forum.

If you don't like things, go play in the other sandbox and if you do choose to play here, try and make things a better place.

It's pretty simple really.

kb5ql
04-09-08, 01:55 AM
Better luck next year Arsenal... Ah. Gotta love good 'ol Steve Gerrard.

Condorita
04-09-08, 08:51 AM
He who fights and runs away lives to run another day.

Brian
04-09-08, 08:59 AM
So did something happen whilst I was watching Hell's Kitchen that spawned this thread and made everything OK?

Not exactly. We're just assigning moderators to individual forums now. Voltman gets SoCal.

Sixty Fiver's post rings very true.

prendrefeu
04-09-08, 09:01 AM
Okay, I'm very confused now.

DScott
04-09-08, 09:02 AM
Say, waddya think of that Lance guy? I hear he's an up and comer in the bike racing world.

Heard of him?


Kinda good at climbing, from what I understand: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiCIJ2JewPE

GP
04-09-08, 09:03 AM
Okay, I'm very confused now.

It's simple. Kiss Voltman's feet the next time you see him.

Some of us were doing that before he became a mod but that's a story for another time.

cjbruin
04-09-08, 09:04 AM
We're just assigning moderators to individual forums now. Voltman gets SoCal.

I think it's a good idea.

Brian
04-09-08, 09:11 AM
Thanks

http://aethlos.com/welt/uploaded_images/10dollarbill-751171.jpg

He's looking for this:

http://www.industryoutsider.com/images/bills.jpg

herbm
04-09-08, 09:15 AM
In reading I can only get a sense that the aim of many posters is to continue to bash and belittle BikeForums, it's moderators, and admins in a rather thinly veiled attempt to increase interest in that other sandbox (which I have visited) and for lack of a better words, poach members from the Bike Forum's SoCal sub forum.
I hope the other sand box grows beyond people's wildest expectations and then the folks running things over there will probably start to experience a lot of issues with trolls, spammers, and general ne'er do wells and in dealing with those, draw the ire of it's members.

And then the shoe will be on the other foot.

The only reason it bothers me is that I like a bunch of you and it seems that many people have been sucked into this whole conspiracy theory that keeps getting promoted when in reality, there is no conspiracy but rather, just a bunch of folks trying to maintain the peace and smooth running of the world's best all round cycling forum.

If you don't like things, go play in the other sandbox and if you do choose to play here, try and make things a better place.

It's pretty simple really.


That is so not true...and I have to totally disagree with your conclusion.

urbanknight
04-09-08, 09:18 AM
My only complaint is that I keep seeing posts regarding this whole issue littering the So Cal main page. When does this end and when can we go back to being a forum of local enthusiasts who get together for rides and races, discuss local traffic and law topics, and otherwise keep each other informed of local events?

Finally, I have a suggestion regarding the recent events, but would like to know whom it would be best to PM them to. It's not worth public discussion/flaming.


We're just assigning moderators to individual forums now.
You weren't doing that already? :eek: Any forum this large needs juris dictions.

roadfix
04-09-08, 09:22 AM
Q Q Q???The three Q's = thank you