Jokes & Humor - Potpourri

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trmcgeehan
11-12-03, 04:36 AM
Jesse Jackson, Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers Do More Than Lay People."
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Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.
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The difference between the Pope and your boss....the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
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A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.
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My next house will have no kitchen -- just vending machines and a large trash can.
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A brunette said, "I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off. I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid."
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Definition of a teenager?** God's punishment for enjoying sex.