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trmcgeehan
11-12-03, 04:38 AM
A store that sells husbands has just opened in Ottawa where a woman may*go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of 6*floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may
*choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go
*back down except to exit the building.

*So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

*On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
*Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
*The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than
*my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.

*The second floor sign reads:
*Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
*The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.

*The third floor sign reads:
*Floor 3 -
*These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.
*"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

*The fourth floor sign reads:
*Floor 4 -
*These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with*the housework.
*"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more,
*further up!" And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 -
These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with
the housework and have a strong romantic streak.
"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?"
*So up to the sixth floor she goes.

*The sixth floor sign reads:
*Floor 6 -
*You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor.
*There are no men on this floor.
*This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
*Thank you for shopping Husband Mart and have a nice day.

*


djbowen1
11-12-03, 07:54 AM
that is funny

cbhungry
11-12-03, 06:24 PM
are you kidding! These women aren't picky, just horny. None of those men were good in bed!