Ease up there, Rubber Duck.

10-4.

-Kurt

Sometimes you've just got to "lay the hammer down."

I went to the Waffle House last night during the 3AM rush after the bars close and when I put my bike in the booth across from me, she told me I couldn't bring it inside. I don't carry a lock, and i certainly don't want some cager hillbilly stealing my bike, so I said:

"Don't you know I'm saving the planet?" barely controlling my anger. Then she threatened to call the cops. All cyclists should boycott Waffle House until she apologizes to me and/or gives me a free pecan waffle. I bet she voted for Bush, stupid *****.

Chill out, man. She has to enforce the rules...she doesn't make 'em.

EDIT: Just read page 3...I see the satire now. :)

I was pleasantly surprised there were not more people who agreed with me

All you had to do was keep it going a little longer. This was amusing.

Sometimes you've just got to "lay the hammer down."

We gonna roll this bikin' convoy
cross the Waffle House... :p

-Kurt

We gonna roll this bikin' convoy
cross the Waffle House... :p

-Kurt

Christ. Y'know, I actually drove an eighteen wheeler back in the Nineties, I even had a Boxcar Willie CD to listen to, but it took this thread to make me realize the Harmonic Convergence my life has undergone, what with my main ride and user name and stuff. :p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M35r1Q4c88I

Okay, my point is made. For those that did not catch it, I merely made a tongue-in-cheek thread poking fun at the bizarre sense of entitlement and disregard for others I see on this subforum, as well as Commuting and Living Car-Free. You could replace the words "Waffle House" for bank, grocery store, lecture hall, etcetera, and you'd have the type of thread that shows up once or twice a week in A&S. The point being made to fellow cyclists:

Get your heads out of your collective asses.


Given the prior IHOP and Planter Peanut ventures, i was amazed how many of the AnS citizens continued to take the hook.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXMMQrH3Png

Sit down, shut up and obey the rules like everyone else, you pretentious ****. Your self-righteous, whiny ass is why we get lumped in with the Prius nerds.

I went to the Waffle House last night during the 3AM rush after the bars close and when I put my bike in the booth across from me, she told me I couldn't bring it inside. I don't carry a lock, and i certainly don't want some cager hillbilly stealing my bike, so I said:

"Don't you know I'm saving the planet?" barely controlling my anger. Then she threatened to call the cops. All cyclists should boycott Waffle House until she apologizes to me and/or gives me a free pecan waffle. I bet she voted for Bush, stupid *****.

Okay, you're saving the Earth. Do you want a cookie?

Given the prior IHOP and Planter Peanut ventures, i was amazed how many of the AnS citizens continued to take the hook.
I wasn't amazed at all. There are some VERY SERIOUS CYCLISTS on this Forum!

If you really feel celestial and wish to engage in some celestial BS why not take it to FOO .

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LOL at the dopey buggers that aren't reading to the end of the thread before firing of their missives. Too funny.

LOL at the dopey buggers that aren't reading to the end of the thread before firing of their missives. Too funny.

If the dopey buggers weren't SO DANG SERIOUS they wouldn't have to read past post #1 to figure it all out. You are right, these jokers ARE too funny!

If the dopey buggers weren't SO DANG SERIOUS they wouldn't have to read past post #1 to figure it all out. You are right, these jokers ARE too funny!

Well, not everyone knows and loves Kris like we do, so they can be forgiven for not getting the spoof immediately, but to post from the hip like that is foolish in any thread. Not that I mind - I can always use a good laugh.

I would have told her it isn't fair, then looked at her arse and said 'you can hide yours in the crack of your fat arse'. Come to my Denny's in Willoughby, Ohio and you can park your bike inside neext to mine when I am working.

OK, you got me. I was going for it for awhile -- I was even getting ready to say, "dude...buy a lock."

In my defense, I used to live outside Atl., and my x-wife's best friend was a WH waitress. We spent enough time there for me to actually SEE stupidity like that!

Well, not everyone knows and loves Kris like we do, so they can be forgiven for not getting the spoof immediately...
The bottom line - The spoof worked because plenty of posts just like it have been posted to BF by whiners with oh so tender sensibilities who are seriously outraged by the manifestation of the mean cruel culture that is seriously oppressing them.:rolleyes:

You should have bought your bike a cup of coffee.

lol

"We don't serve your kind here..."

It really makes me angry that people refuse to respect the human rights of cyclists! Us cyclists are a modern opressed minority! :mad:

It really makes me angry that people refuse to respect the human rights of cyclists! Us cyclists are a modern opressed minority! :mad:

Right on, my Brother! Power to the Pedal Pushers!!

KP - are you telling me I shouldn't have the 5 star restaurant babysit my bike? Hey, I gave them a tip. Not sure I trust the valet parking though... They might scratch it with a Jag or something...

I had a feeling this Waffle House story was BS going by Kris's troll history. Kris does his best to turn the general public off bicycling by its cyclo-supremacist attitude. I'm glad most bicyclist are not like it.

If you are too lazy or afraid of the "extra weight" of a bike lock, don't expect private businesses to guard the bike for you.

I had a feeling this Waffle House story was BS going by Kris's troll history. Kris does his best to turn the general public off bicycling by its cyclo-supremacist attitude. I'm glad most bicyclist are not like it.

If you are too lazy or afraid of the "extra weight" of a bike lock, don't expect private businesses to guard the bike for you.

So you saw through the post but yet responded as if I was being serious? You're making me dizzy, dude. Go ride your 50 pound bike. :roflmao:

are you trolling again, Kris? I am shocked, simply shocked!

:eek:

:roflmao:

So you saw through the post but yet responded as if I was being serious? You're making me dizzy, dude. Go ride your 50 pound bike. :roflmao:

The perfect troll...they bite even though they know it's gonna hurt! :lol:

The perfect troll...they bite even though they know it's gonna hurt! :lol:

It's almost like he's not trolling yet they still bite.

I went to the Waffle House last night during the 3AM rush after the bars close and when I put my bike in the booth across from me, she told me I couldn't bring it inside. I don't carry a lock, and i certainly don't want some cager hillbilly stealing my bike, so I said:

"Don't you know I'm saving the planet?" barely controlling my anger. Then she threatened to call the cops. All cyclists should boycott Waffle House until she apologizes to me and/or gives me a free pecan waffle. I bet she voted for Bush, stupid *****.

It might have been more effective to have calmly said "then I won't be giving you my patronage" and left quietly.

Anyway, you don't have a magical right to store your bike inside; especially if they provide a reasonable place to lock up (like a decent rack, or something that works just as well).
Heck, you don't even have a right to that!

KP, it is the worse kind of troll, a Zombie Troll - it is dead, yet it lives!!!

mmmmmm...waffles....

It will be even more funny a couple years from now when some noob resurrects this thread. Then we'll get another page or two of serious replies!

Waffles, biatch! Waffles! Do not provoke a man in search of Waffles!

Breaker 1-9, breaker 1-9, this here is the Pig Pen to the Rubber Duck - just keep your rubber bands stretched real tight as we flatten this here roadside choke 'n puke (a.k.a. Waffle House) - I got'cha back door. You copy that, Rubba' Duckie?

-Kurt

Okay, my point is made. For those that did not catch it, I merely made a tongue-in-cheek thread poking fun at the bizarre sense of entitlement and disregard for others I see on this subforum, as well as Commuting and Living Car-Free. You could replace the words "Waffle House" for bank, grocery store, lecture hall, etcetera, and you'd have the type of thread that shows up once or twice a week in A&S. The point being made to fellow cyclists:

Get your heads out of your collective asses.

I was pleasantly surprised there were not more people who agreed with me, although I was being a little over the top, but from now on, when I see a numbskull thread where somebody is whining because they weren't allowed to bring their bicycle into ______, I'm just going to link to this thread.

Without the <sarcasm> tags I take a post at face value. Are surprised that many other people did as well?

Without the <sarcasm> tags I take a post at face value. Are surprised that many other people did as well?http://ohnolookoutitsaraygun.com/argh-Picard.jpg

Without the <sarcasm> tags I take a post at face value. Are surprised that many other people did as well?

I'm not surprised at anything after reading the posts of people on BF who insist that the most preposterous conjuring about bicycling be taken at face value, especially if dressed up with a label of science, "selected data," cultural implications,or psycho-babble phrases.

I'm waffling on this issue myself.

Gimmee Wafffles Biatchezzz!!!!

It might have been more effective to...you don't have a magical right to store your bike inside...

And more keep jumping in...
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