Foo - How to get a girl to love you?

How do you get a girl to have sex with you?

Say it just like that. Guaranteed instant results.

I can't answer this question. I don't get girls to have sex with me.


But now I'm confused. The title of this thread is about love. The OP is about sex. Which do you want answered?

There's quite a big difference between the two.

Pay them

Say it just like that. Guaranteed instant results.


like what? like, "I want to have sex with you. Right here, right now." Like that? That usually doesn't work well. You gotta be strategical about it.

There's quite a big difference between the two.

What?:D

Say it just like that. Guaranteed instant results.

+1. And you could also try to pantomime your suggestion.

Drive around the block a few times in a real seedy area and wave your wallet around while winking your eye.

I can't answer this question. I don't get girls to have sex with me.


But now I'm confused. The title of this thread is about love. The OP is about sex. Which do you want answered?

There's quite a big difference between the two.



I knew it! Some girl would answer that there is a big difference between sex and love! You can have both and the sex is so good then that your eyeballs will be rolling backwards. :eek:

connect to the intarweb and have your credit card handy.

like what? like, "I want to have sex with you. Right here, right now." Like that? That usually doesn't work well. You gotta be strategical about it.

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I knew it! Some girl would answer that there is a big difference between sex and love! You can have both and the sex is so good then that your eyeballs will be rolling backwards. :eek:

There is a difference between sex and making love.

At least that's the way I think.

Inflate her?

So is this the same girl that you lost or is this another one?

Or you can have just the sex and it's nothing but boring hydraulics in application.




I knew it! Some girl would answer that there is a big difference between sex and love! You can have both and the sex is so good then that your eyeballs will be rolling backwards. :eek:

There is a difference between sex and making love.

At least that's the way I think.


I hate to sound like a male chauvinist, because I am not. Anyway, from what I've learned... the better the sex, it seems like the relationship lasts longer. A lot longer. A long strong relationship. And contrary to what people think. It's based on sex. Weird, huh?

like what? like, "I want to have sex with you. Right here, right now." Like that? That usually doesn't work well. You gotta be strategical about it.

I would guess if you said that to every girl you see that eventually one of them will say yes.

So is this the same girl that you lost or is this another one?


umm, I don't know. Just whoever. I mean, I already lost that other girl. I want her back, but I guess she got tired of the sex. sigh. I really loved her.

A girl?
Give her one long sneer and look away. Then ignore her.
She will surely be all over you.
pppppfffftttt...! Girls, so predictable!

umm, I don't know. Just whoever. I mean, I already lost that other girl. I want her back, but I guess she got tired of the sex. sigh.

Lemme tellya. THIS ^^^ is definitely not gonna help. I wouldn't tell anyone that if I were you. :rolleyes:

A girl?
Give her one long sneer and look away. Then ignore her.
She will surely be all over you.
pppppfffftttt...! Girls, so predictable!


Actually, this bit of advice ain't too bad. It worked for me once. I was totally into this girl. Then, I just got bored and less calling her. She got desperate and gave up the sex more.

Pay them

that's how you get them to leave.


like what? like, "I want to have sex with you. Right here, right now." Like that? That usually doesn't work well. You gotta be strategical about it.

No...you have to buy them a few drinks first, then talk to them for a while, then say that.

A girl?
Give her one long sneer and look away. Then ignore her.
She will surely be all over you.
pppppfffftttt...! Girls, so predictable!

bestest reply EVAR!:D

Lemme tellya. THIS ^^^ is definitely not gonna help. I wouldn't tell anyone that if I were you. :rolleyes:


I was just talking about that one girl She liked to do some stuff sexually that didn't really jive with me. I like it real, well you know, like good. Honestly, I think she really did get tired of the sex with me. I guess I need to improve.

like what? like, "I want to have sex with you. Right here, right now." Like that? That usually doesn't work well. You gotta be strategical about it.

The girlfriend and I recently had a discussion about this.

Before we were dating a mutual acquaintance of ours told her at a party "I think we should have sex" She told him no, and that was the end of it. She went on to say how this guy is a total sleazeball. I argued that there was really nothing sleazy about this at all. He was just being forward. The sleazy thing would have been to put the moves on her and pretend he wasn't just looking to get laid.

So, I actually agree with Tude.Just be honest. If you are into a girl, tell her. If you just want to have sex with her, tell her that. Don't lie, be an *******, or a sleazeball. It won't work most times, but if you're anything like my acquaintance, some times it will.

I was just talking about that one girl She liked to do some stuff sexually that didn't really jive with me. I like it real, well you know, like good. Honestly, I think she really did get tired of the sex with me. I guess I need to improve.

AGAIN, don't mention this. ^^^ It ain't gonna help.

(And if she really loved you, it wouldn't really matter if you needed to improve...jus' sayin')

(And if she really loved you, it wouldn't really matter if you needed to improve...jus' sayin')

Siu!! Don't give him the wrong idea! :p

If I loved a guy but he was bad in bed, either he'd have to improve or the relationship would go down the drain FAST.

Edit: Oh, and this thread is just... :rolleyes: Bellweatherman, consider yourself REALLY lucky that some of these women here are actually giving you honest answers.

How to get a girl to have sex with you: Become very, very wealthy (or fake it).

How to get a girl to love you: Treat her with the respect she deserves.

Pound your chest wildly whenever she walks by. Eithering grunting or hooping and hollering like an ape would probably help too. Try baring your teeth to her and flexing your muscles instead of exchanging pleasantries. If all else fails. Get rid of the alpha male.

If we tell you the secret to life, will you ignore it this time as well?

Edit: I like Shadiyah's answer :D .

East Hill

Pound your chest wildly whenever she walks by. Eithering grunting or hooping and hollering like an ape would probably help too. Try baring your teeth to her and flexing your muscles instead of exchanging pleasantries. If all else fails. Get rid of the alpha male.

Two good ideas but floss first before baring teeth :D You can always pay a big guy to get rid of the alpha male if he's bigger than you.

With the advice so far, you should be able to get anyone now :)

Pound your chest wildly whenever she walks by. Eithering grunting or hooping and hollering like an ape would probably help too. Try baring your teeth to her and flexing your muscles instead of exchanging pleasantries. If all else fails. Get rid of the alpha male.

When do you resort to poo flinging?

When do you resort to poo flinging?

Oh, that's the first step. Got to get those pheromones indicating your available status to her as soon as possible.

East Hill

I would guess if you said that to every girl you see that eventually one of them will say yes.

You'd probably be surprised how many would say yes.

Two good ideas but floss first before baring teeth :D You can always pay a big guy to get rid of the alpha male if he's bigger than you.

With the advice so far, you should be able to get anyone now :)

I don't know about that. If he doesn't floss his teeth then perhaps that will prove to the female that he is well fed and thus capable of feeding her as well.

When do you resort to poo flinging?

That might be the first step to getting rid of the alpha male?

I don't know about that. If he doesn't floss his teeth then perhaps that will prove to the female that he is well fed and thus capable of feeding her as well.

Good point but I thought carrying the half eaten carcass of the pig shows that

Good point but I thought carrying the half eaten carcass of the pig shows that

That's an even better idea!

The bone necklace will help too.

Try this:

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r162/jsharr/sex.jpg

Try this:

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r162/jsharr/sex.jpg

You know, somehow this does seem to fit the general trend of bellweatherman's love/sex life.

East Hill

The bone necklace will help too.

Ahhh good one. Not only can you provide food, but you can also created hand crafted jewelry for her to wear!

yanno, he hasn't complained about being kicked when he's down so much this time....

Show her your opposable thumbs and the stub of your prehensile tail. Women appreciate evolution.

Dude, just learn to tie a cherry stem with your tongue. She'll want to rip your clothes off on the spot.

Dude, just learn to tie a cherry stem with your tongue. She'll want to rip your clothes off on the spot.

my wife can do that. *giggle*

Dude, just learn to tie a cherry stem with your tongue. She'll want to rip your clothes off on the spot.

After you spit the stem out, tied in a cool knot, lick your eyebrows.

Pound your chest wildly whenever she walks by. Eithering grunting or hooping and hollering like an ape would probably help too. Try baring your teeth to her and flexing your muscles instead of exchanging pleasantries. If all else fails. Get rid of the alpha male.

Gurls...always doing things the hard way. After the first pound of the chest, just bop her on the head with your club and carry her off to the cave. It worked well for my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandchimp.

Gurls...always doing things the hard way. After the first pound of the chest, just bop her on the head with your club and carry her off to the cave. It worked well for my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandchimp.

Learn from the master. Be sure to grab her by her hair.

After you spit the stem out, tied in a cool knot, lick your eyebrows.
Or your belly button.