Foo - TdG

The worst named professional race in the US is now underway!
Woot!
Hate the name, love the race!

Last year I went in person, and rode about half of each stage. What a blast!

Is there ANY tv coverage this year?

awesome, are you going to attending any of the stages?

Do not know about TV coverage. I usually follow it on VeloNews.

I usually attend the Brasstown Bald stage...would like to do so again, but have to check the spousal units schedule to see if that is feasible this year.

Hey Rufus?

Yeah Bubba.

Them sissy boys in their drawers ridin on bikes is back.

Yeeeee Hawwwwww. Lemme go git my lil gun. This un here is just too big. You get the moonshine and meet me by the icebox in the front yard.

Hey Rufus?

Yeah Bubba.

Them sissy boys in their drawers ridin on bikes is back.

Yeeeee Hawwwwww. Lemme go git my lil gun. This un here is just too big. You get the moonshine and meet me by the icebox in the front yard.

hey vern, them thar taxans is messin wit us agin..yew gots yer gun handy?

yes, I gots it, you get the moonshine and meet my by the other icebox in the frontyard directly. Rufus and Bubba done got the one next to the car on blocks.

hey, be careful with that thar thing. Yews gonna shoots a hole in ma camaro!
That thar is a collectors item!

whichun is ya talkin about? the one without wheels or the one without an engine?

It bees the wun un tha blocks...wid no huuuud. the rusty one.
http://www.firebirdtransamparts.com/archive/neverforget.jpg

Do nots shoot it, pleaaaze...thas mah retiresments.

dem is fahrbirds, not maros.

Dat be one of each.
Is mah retirements...likes I's said befur. Please dun shoot em.

I'm actually down here at Tybee today.
We're using bird guns 'cause moving targets are too damn hard to draw a bead on with a rifle.

Dat be one of each.
Is mah retirements...likes I's said befur. Please dun shoot em.

I am pretty sure they is both fahrbirds, iff'n I am ciphering the shiny letters on the fenders rightly.

I'm actually down here at Tybee today.
We're using bird guns 'cause moving targets are too damn hard to draw a bead on with a rifle.

I jsut call my bird gun mah lil gun and my critter gun mah big gun. Not to be confused with my biggun, that is somethin completely different.

The secret is pick'em off from the back of the line like Sgt. York. That way they don't notice.
If you hit the one in the front the rest just scater.

Going to look for kevlar jerseys now for karmic reasons

dad gummit! I aint got me one of them thar liecru clad cyyyyclists yet.
What kinder shot ya usin thar bubba? I needs to switch ovur...this buckshot aint a werkin too wells.

dad gummit! I aint got me one of them thar liecru clad cyyyyclists yet.
What kinder shot ya usin thar bubba? I needs to switch ovur...this buckshot aint a werkin too wells.

Well, that's yer prolem. Ya gotta pack yer barrel with rusty chain links and gel packs fer wadding.

Well, that's yer prolem. Ya gotta pack yer barrel with rusty chain links and gel packs fer wadding.

Oh.....you means I gots to use that thar Italiun and Japnese stuff. This har merikan stuff don't werk on licry?

We's tried ta bait the field, but the EPO just made 'em faster and got 'em all nervy.

its on WCSN.. But I hope the on demand coverage doesnt have to be delayed till VS shows their 1/2 hour version two weeks from now..

Hey Bubba, then licry wearin fools is out on the roads agin!
Neither of us gots our limit yestaday...you up fer some more huntin?

I reckon so, i'll be over directly. Jr. has not finished his beer and pancakes yet, and I hates to take him to school on an empty stomach.

Ever since we had to switch to steel shot, it just ain't been the same....

Ya'll jes wanna ride around in my momma's truck and yell at the sissies?

can I throws beer cans at em?

YEEAHHH! How else is you gonna git ther attenshun? geesh

well, there's always them thar bullhorns on the front....they's ll get yur tention.

*is riggin an orful lot a razer waire 'cross the ways*

Hey eh! What aboot a 'coon trap fer theese sonsa*****es eh?? *runs back to ailing bushplane to grab flare gun* Thisll get theyre attenshin eh!!

coon trap's too small...ya better git that baar trap. It'll have a bedder chance a getin ya one.

*trips and fires flare by accident, runs to bushplane and pulls out extremely large collapsible bear-trap in trailer form, there is alreadya bear in the trap.*

HOOO EEEEEE!!!!! Theres a big ol' lunker innis one eh!! Whadowedo wittit!? *adjusts toque*

*trips and fires flare by accident, runs to bushplane and pulls out extremely large collapsible bear-trap in trailer form, there is alreadya bear in the trap.*

HOOO EEEEEE!!!!! Theres a big ol' lunker innis one eh!! Whadowedo wittit!? *adjusts toque*

set it loose when them licry warin hippees rides by...that'll be entertainin!

Stopped last year at a grocery at the base of Hogpen Gap for much needed Gatorade. Log cabin store with the world's biggest Confederate flag outside.

The man and woman behind the counter were perfectly polite as they took my money, but then came out on the porch and screamed "******" (that would be derogatory for homosexual - ed.) (laughing hysterically the whole time at their own incomparable wit) several times as I remounted and rode away.

You shoulda gone with Mountain Dew or RC Cola. Then they would have thought you'n was one a us'n.

Lesson learned.

I'm having fun watching little jerseys race on my screen :D

clobbered them with the gatorade and said they looked like ******s too, and that i could tell because i was one. then based on appreance of shotgun id put my hands down my pants and try to touch their faces.

is that such a bad reaction? *packs weed into loooong pipe while sitting on wing of bushplane beside beer*

I'm having fun watching little jerseys race on my screen :D

here hun...its a napkin so you cen wipe that little bit of drool offen the corner of yours mouth.
Now you enjoy them licry clad fellers on them little bikes, ya hear.
We'll try not to get any of them in the front there, jest fer you.

wish I could at least hear it.