Foo - Breaking News Micheal Jackson tries to outrun police on bike!

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Gojohnnygo.
11-22-03, 07:33 AM
Micheal Jackson tried to outrun police, but was apprehended after a small distance ... chase was caught by a local photographer.

Gojohnnygo.
11-22-03, 07:37 AM
Forgot pic[IMG]
mike
11-22-03, 08:24 AM
I heard that Michael actually got away...

Chi
11-22-03, 08:27 AM
Singlespeed baby!!! :D
ljbike
11-22-03, 09:00 AM
Way to go, Michael!
ngateguy
11-22-03, 01:45 PM
I heard that Michael actually got away...

yep I heard he ditched them cutting through the parking lot of an In 'n' Out Burger
MKRG
11-22-03, 03:14 PM
Did he stop in to give his kids a happy kneel...OOOPS! I meant a Happy Meal.

I feel bad now that I said that. Not funny and I apologize.
megaman
11-22-03, 03:32 PM
Did he stop in to give his kids a happy kneel...OOOPS! I meant a Happy Meal.



Good one! :D :D :D
Gojohnnygo.
11-23-03, 12:51 PM
I heard that Michael actually got away...
He would have but he seen an add at a local store saying boys pants half off.
danr
11-23-03, 08:15 PM
He would have but he seen an add at a local store saying boys pants half off.

That is so wrong, yet so funny.
NZLcyclist
11-23-03, 08:34 PM
Singlespeed baby!!! :D fixie in fact
NuTz4BiKeZ
11-23-03, 11:35 PM
How do you know when it's bed time at Neverland?

When the big hand touches the little hand.
MKRG
11-24-03, 12:02 AM
I just have to wonder, WHY WOULD ANY PARENT EVER LET THEIR CHILD SPEND THE NIGHT AT THIS FREAK'S HOUSE? Perhaps the parent should be charged with child endangerment? Eccentric is one thing but anyone who says on national TV that he has sleepovers with children in his bed is just all f'ed up. For what it's worth he is not the musical genius he is made out to be. There is a great big machine behind his music that is all about production and instruments and arrangement. All this guy does is shriek and grab himself if there aren't any little kids around to grab. FRY HIM!
Juha
11-24-03, 06:30 AM
I just have to wonder, WHY WOULD ANY PARENT EVER LET THEIR CHILD SPEND THE NIGHT AT THIS FREAK'S HOUSE?

Perhaps they are hoping for a seven-figure out-of-court settlement? They will not even have to prove anything, all they need is the kid's story. I agree, MJ is a freak, but he is also a sitting duck for lawsuits like this one.

--J
NuTz4BiKeZ
11-24-03, 12:04 PM
He's a sitting duck (although I would have called him a turkey) because he chose to be.
If he wanted to avoid this kind of trouble all he had to do was not invite kids to sleep over and make sure any visiting kids were accompanied by an adult.
The guy has some serious issues to deal with... most are his own doing.
Raiyn
11-24-03, 11:20 PM
Maybe he could invite Keyshawn Johnson over to play Peter Pan.
Gojohnnygo.
11-25-03, 02:57 AM
:D Jacko was, of course, writing love letters to his rubber duckie.
Oh man, the song almost writes itself:
Rubba Ducky, you're the one,
You make bedtime lots of fun,
Rubba Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you;
Woo woo be doo
Rubba Ducky, joy of boys,
When I hug you, you make noise!
Rubba Ducky, you're my very best friend, it's true!
Doo doo doo doo, doo doo
I need to cuddle up in bed
Kiss and play with their...
Rub-a-dub-a-duckie!!!!
Rubba Ducky, I made you mine
I'll be lucky to just pay a fine
Rubba ducky, I'm awfully fond of you.
I know, I know....bad bad bad bad bad bad