Jokes & Humor - What is black and comes in a little white can?

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threadend
11-22-03, 06:24 PM
One is made of plastic and is harmful to children. The other is used to carry groceries.
Chris L
11-22-03, 06:37 PM
What did Michael Jackson say to OJ Simpson?
You look after the wife, I'll take care of the kids.
Allister
11-23-03, 07:40 PM
What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?
Can you give me two fives for a ten?
Michael Jackson was recently spotted in a Wall Mart. He stopped by for the advertised special. He heard that they had boy's underwear half off.
Chris L
11-24-03, 08:16 PM
Alright, we don't need two Michael Jackson Joke threads. Closing this one. Feel free to continue in the other one:
http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=41219
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