Foo - To raiyn and all those other aolese h8ers ;)

http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html

Enjoy. This might make you love that language we love to hate :)

OK, here is your last message "translated" - this is sort of fun!!


2 RAYEN AND AL THOS3 OTH3R AOLESE H8ERS ) POST #1

MAELSTROM
F3AR FEDS TEH HUNG3R


R3GISTERAD APR 202
LOCATION WHISTL3RBC


HTP/SSHOTARUHOMEST3ADCOM/FIEL.TRANSLA2RHTML

ANJOY1!11!111 OMG WTF LOL THIS MIGHT MAEK U LOV3 TAHT LANGUAEG WE LOV3 2 HAET

Too confusing for me.

:lol:

OK, here is your last message "translated" - this is sort of fun!!

Oh, that was hilarious, but gee Denver, I n3v3r th0ught yuo of @11 pp1 w0uld g3t OVVN3D!

;)

My signature, rendered thusly:

IGNORANCE BGETS CONFIEDNCA MORE OFTEN THAN DO3S KNOWL3DGA!1!!!!11

It managed even to misspell the misspelling! Oh, my culture! What hast thou wrought! :(

I went way geeky on this one. Time to bust historic on yo az.

DA EMANCIPATION PROCLMATION
BY DA PRASIEDNT OF TEH UNIETD STAETS OF MERICA
A PROCLMATION
WH3R3AS ON TEH 2ND DAY OF SAPTEMBR AD!!!!1!!! OMG WTF 1862 A PROCLMATION
WAS ISU3D BY DA PRESIEDNT OF DA UNIETD STAETS CONTANENG
MONG OTH3R THNGS TEH FOLOWNG 2 WIT

TAHT ON TEH 1ST DAY OF JANUARY AD111!11!! LOL 1863 AL PARSONS H3LD AS
SLAEVS WITHIN ANY STAET OR D3SIGNAETD PART OF A STAET DA P3OPLA
WHERAOF SHAL THEN B IN REBLION AGANEST DA UNIETD STAETS SHAL
B THAN THANCEFORWARD AND FOREVAR FRE AND DA EXECUTIEV
GOV3RNMANT OF DA UNIETD STAETS INCLUDNG DA MILITARY AND NAVAL
AUTHORITY THEYRE WIL RECOGNIEZ AND MANETANE DA FREDOM OF SUCH
PERSONS AND WIL DO NO ACT OR ACTS 2 R3PRAS SUCH P3RSONS OR ANY
OF THEM IN ANY 3FORTS TH3Y MAY MAEK FOR THERE ACTUAL FREDOM

!1!1!! TAHT DA 3X3CUTIEV WIL ON TEH 1ST DAY OF JANUARY AFOR3SADE
BY PROCLMATION DESIGNAET DA STAETS AND PARTS OF STAETS IF ANY
IN WHICH TEH PEOPLE THEIR RESPACTIEVLY SHAL TH3N B IN
REBLION AGANEST DA UNIETD STAETS AND DA FACT TAHT ANY STAET
OR TEH P3OPL3 THEIR SHAL ON TAHT DAY B IN GOD FATEH
REPRESENT3D IN DA CONGR3S OF DA UNIETD STAETS BY MEMBRS
CHOSEN THEYRE AT ALECTIONS WHAREIN A MAJORITY OF TEH QUALIFEID
VOT3RS OF SUCH STAETS SHAL HAEV PARTICIPAETD SHAL IN DA
ABS3NCE OF STRONG COUNT3RVALENG TASTIMONY B DEMED CONCLUSIEV
EVIEDNCA TAHT SUCH STAET AND DA PEOPL3 THEIR R NOT TH3N
IN REBLION AGANEST TEH UNIETD STAETS

111! LOL NOW THEYRE I ABRAHM LINCOLN PRESIEDNT OF TEH UNIETD
STAETS BY VIRTU3 OF DA POWER IN M3 VAST3D AS COMANDER-IN-CHEIF
OF DA MAH AND NAVY OF DA UNIETD STAETS IN TIEM OF ACTUAL ARMED
REBLION AGANEST DA AUTHORITY AND GOVARNMANT OF TEH UNIETD STAETS
AND AS A FIT AND N3CESARY WAR M3ASURE FOR SUPR3SNG SADE
R3BLION DO ON THIS 1ST DAY OF JANUARY AD!111 WTF 1863 AND IN
ACORDANC3 WIT MAH PURPOS3 SO 2 DO PUBLICLY PROCLAMEED FOR DA
FUL PARIOD OF ONA HUNDRED DAYS FROM TEH FIRST DAY ABOVE M3NTION3D
ORD3R AND DASIGNAET AS TEH STAETS AND PARTS OF STAETS WH3REIN TEH
PEOPL3 THEIR RESPACTIEVLY R THIS DAY IN REBLION AGANEST DA UNIETD STAETS TEH FOLOWNG 2 WIT

ARKANSAS TEXAS LOUISIANA (EXCAPT TEH PARISHES OF ST!!!1 LOL BRNARD
PALQUAMIENS JAFERSON ST11!11 OMG LOL O ST!!11!1 OMG CHARLAS ST1!!!1 WTF JMES ASCENSION
ASUMPTION T3REBONA LAFOURCHE ST!11! WTF LOL MARY ST!1!!!1 OMG MARTIN AND ORL3ANS
INCLUDNG DA CITY OF NU ORLEANS) MISISIPI ALABMA FLORIDA
GAORGIA SOUTH CAROLINA NORTH CAROLINA AND VIRGINIA (EXC3PT DA
FORTY-EIGHT COUNTEIS DASIGNAETD AS W3ST VIRGINIA AND ALSO DA
COUNTEIS OF BRKELEY ACOMAC MORTHMP2N ELIZAEBTH CITY YORK
PRINC3S AN3 AND NORFOLK INCLUDNG TEH CITEIS OF NORFOLK AND
PORTSMOUTH) AND WHICH 3XC3PTED PARTS R FOR DA PRASENT L3FT
PRECIESLY AS IF THIS PROCLMATION WARE NOT ISU3D

1!!! OMG WTF LOL AND BY VIRTUE OF TEH POW3R AND FOR DA PURPOSE AFORESADE I DO
ORDAR AND R TAHT AL PERSONS HALD AS SLAEVS WITHIN SADE
DESIGNAETD STAETS AND PARTS OF STAETS AER AND HANC3FORWARD SHAL
B FRE AND TAHT DA EXECUTIEV GOVERNMANT OF DA UNIETD STAETS
INCLUDNG TEH MILITARY AND NAVAL AUTHORITEIS THEIR WIL
RECOGNIEZ AND MANETANE TEH FREDOM OF SADE P3RSONS

!!1!!! LOL AND I HER3BY ENJOIN UPON DA P3OPLE SO DECLAERD 2 B FRE 2
ABSTANE FROM AL VIOLANCE UNLAS IN NECESARY SELF-D3F3NC3 AND
I RECOMAND 2 THAM TAHT IN AL CAES WHEN ALOWED THEY LABOR
FATEHFULY FOR R3ASONABL3 WAEGS

11!!!!1 LOL AND I FURTH3R R AND MAEK KNOWN TAHT SUCH PARSONS OF
SUITABLE CONDITION WIL B REC3IEVD IN2 TEH ARMAD SARVIEC OF DA UNIETD STAETS 2 GARISON FORTS POSITIONS STATIONS AND
OTHAR PLAECS AND 2 MAN VES3LS OF AL SORTS IN SADE SERVIEC

!111 WTF AND UPON THIS ACT SINCER3LY BLEIVED 2 B AN ACT OF JUSTIEC
WARANTED BY TEH CONSTITUTION UPON MILITARY N3C3SITY I INVOKE DA CONSIEDRAET JUDGMANT OF MANKIND AND DA GRACIOUS FAVOR
OF ALMIGHTY GOD

1!11! WTF

The intelligent version as it was intended:
THE EMANCIPATION PROCLAMATION:
By the President of the United States of America:
A PROCLAMATION
Whereas on the 22nd day of September, A.D. 1862, a proclamation
was issued by the President of the United States, containing,
among other things, the following, to wit:

"That on the 1st day of January, A.D. 1863, all persons held as
slaves within any State or designated part of a State the people
whereof shall then be in rebellion against the United States shall
be then, thenceforward, and forever free; and the executive
government of the United States, including the military and naval
authority thereof, will recognize and maintain the freedom of such
persons and will do no act or acts to repress such persons, or any
of them, in any efforts they may make for their actual freedom.

"That the executive will on the 1st day of January aforesaid,
by proclamation, designate the States and parts of States, if any,
in which the people thereof, respectively, shall then be in
rebellion against the United States; and the fact that any State
or the people thereof shall on that day be in good faith
represented in the Congress of the United States by members
chosen thereto at elections wherein a majority of the qualified
voters of such States shall have participated shall, in the
absence of strong countervailing testimony, be deemed conclusive
evidence that such State and the people thereof are not then
in rebellion against the United States."

Now, therefore, I, Abraham Lincoln, President of the United
States, by virtue of the power in me vested as Commander-In-Chief
of the Army and Navy of the United States in time of actual armed
rebellion against the authority and government of the United States,
and as a fit and necessary war measure for supressing said
rebellion, do, on this 1st day of January, A.D. 1863, and in
accordance with my purpose so to do, publicly proclaimed for the
full period of one hundred days from the first day above mentioned,
order and designate as the States and parts of States wherein the
people thereof, respectively, are this day in rebellion against
the United States the following, to wit:

Arkansas, Texas, Louisiana (except the parishes of St. Bernard,
Palquemines, Jefferson, St. John, St. Charles, St. James, Ascension,
Assumption, Terrebone, Lafourche, St. Mary, St. Martin, and Orleans,
including the city of New Orleans), Mississippi, Alabama, Florida,
Georgia, South Carolina, North Carolina, and Virginia (except the
forty-eight counties designated as West Virginia, and also the
counties of Berkeley, Accomac, Morthhampton, Elizabeth City, York,
Princess Anne, and Norfolk, including the cities of Norfolk and
Portsmouth), and which excepted parts are for the present left
precisely as if this proclamation were not issued.

And by virtue of the power and for the purpose aforesaid, I do
order and declare that all persons held as slaves within said
designated States and parts of States are, and henceforward shall
be, free; and that the Executive Government of the United States,
including the military and naval authorities thereof, will
recognize and maintain the freedom of said persons.

And I hereby enjoin upon the people so declared to be free to
abstain from all violence, unless in necessary self-defence; and
I recommend to them that, in all case when allowed, they labor
faithfully for reasonable wages.

And I further declare and make known that such persons of
suitable condition will be received into the armed service of
the United States to garrison forts, positions, stations, and
other places, and to man vessels of all sorts in said service.

And upon this act, sincerely believed to be an act of justice,
warranted by the Constitution upon military necessity, I invoke
the considerate judgment of mankind and the gracious favor
of Almighty God.

Might be a good way to get the ignorant to read classic ;)

Hmmmmmm You're on to something.
Here's a fave of mine

BOK TEH FIRST

RACAL3D 2 LIEF


BOK I CHAPT3R TEH PARIOD

IT WAS DA BST OF TIEMS IT WAS TEH WORST OF TIEMS IT WAS DA AEG OF WISDOM IT WAS DA AEG OF FOLISHNES IT WAS TEH EPOCH OF BLEIF IT WAS TEH EPOCH OF INCREDULITY IT WAS TEH SEASON OF LIGHT IT WAS DA SAASON OF DARKNES IT WAS TEH SPRNG OF HOP3 IT WAS DA WINTAR OF DESPARE WE HAD 3VERYTHNG BFORE US W3 HAD NOTHNG BFOR3 US WE WERE AL GONG DIERCT 2 HAAEVN W3 WERE AL GONG DIERCT DA OTHAR WAY- IN SHORT DA PERIOD WAS SO FAR LIEK TEH PRESANT PERIOD TAHT SOME OF ITS NOISEIST AUTHORITEIS INSISTED ON ITS BNG RECEIEVD FOR GOD OR FOR AVIL IN DA SUPERLATIEV D3GRE OF COMPARISON ONLY!!!!1 WTF LOL THEYRE WAR3 A KNG WIT A LARGE JAW AND A QUEN WIT A PLANE FAEC ON TEH THRON3 OF 3NGLAND THEYRE WARA A KNG WIT A LARGE JAW AND A QUEN WIT A FARE FAEC ON DA THRONE OF FRANCE1!!11!1 LOL IN BOTH COUNTREIS IT WAS CLEAERR THAN CRYSTAL 2 DA LORDS OF TEH STAET PRESERVES OF LOAEVS AND FISHAS TAHT THNGS IN GANERAL WERA SATLED FOR 3VER!1!1!1!! WTF

IT WAS TEH YAAR OF OUR LORD ON3 THOUSAND S3VEN HUNDR3D AND S3VENTY-FIEV1111 WTF LOL SPIRITUAL RAVELATIONS W3RE CONC3DED 2 ANGLAND AT TAHT FAVOURED P3RIOD AS AT THIS!!111!11 LOL MRS111!111 OMG WTF LOL SOUTHCOT HAD RAC3NTLY ATANEAD HER FIEV-AND-TWENTEITH BLAS3D BIRTHDAY OF WHOM A PROPHATIC PRIVAET IN DA LIEF GUARDS HAD HERALDED DA SUBLIEM APEARANCA BY ANOUNCNG TAHT ARANGEMENTS W3R3 MAED FOR TEH SWALOWNG UP OF LONDON AND WESTMINSTER!!11!!1 LOL 3V3N TEH COK-LAEN GHOST HAD B3N LADE ONLY A ROUND DOZEN OF YAARS AFTER RAPNG OUT ITS M3SAEGS AS TEH SPIRITS OF THIS VERY Y3AR LAST PAST (SUPERNATURALY DEFICEINT IN ORIGINALITY) RAPAD OUT THEYRE!11!11! WTF LOL MARE M3SAEGS IN TEH EARTHLY ORDAR OF 3VENTS HAD LAETLY COME 2 DA ENGLISH CROWN AND PAOPL3 FROM A CONGRES OF BRITISH SUBJACTS IN MERICA WHICH STRANGE 2 R3LAET HAEV PROV3D MOR3 IMPORTANT 2 DA HUMAN RAEC THAN ANY COMUNICATIONS YAT RECEIEVD THROUGH ANY OF DA CHIKENS OF DA COK-LAEN BROD!!!1 WTF

Too bad it didn't backward translate...:D