Road Bike Racing - Pcad gets a skinsuit, so now you can all STFU.

For the past year I have been bombarded with flak about not having a skinsuit. Now you can all STFU, because I not only have one, but it's in my team colors, it fits, and it has my sponsor logo.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y117/patentcad/Pcadskinsuit.jpg

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y117/patentcad/Skinsuitlogo.jpg

That's supposed to say 'Cotsis CAD', direct all complaints to vergesport.com

Get a haircut.

It will make you faster; via the thermostat regulator of the central governor.

Just taking a picture of the skinsuit hanging up would've been fine too.

Just taking a picture of the skinsuit hanging up would've been fine too.

You are painfully out of touch with the incessant demands of the Pcad Groupie Contingent.

Pcad, how do you ask your wife to take a picture of you in a skinsuit to post on the internet?

are those SPD sandals that you're wearing?

Pcad, how do you ask your wife to take a picture of you in a skinsuit to post on the internet?

Don't be ridiculous. I would never be so crass.

My daughter took that picture.

Don't be ridiculous. I would never be so crass.

My daughter took that picture.

Was she laughing... ?

Was she laughing... ?

That is the whole point CR.

After the humiliation I experience in road racing, being a BF Laughingstock is R&R.

Hi pcad,

You know, in yesterday's 50+ race a few guys on the line accused me of not being 50 while we were waiting for the start. They said my hair was too black and one of them wanted to see my driver's license. :rolleyes:

I guess you wouldn't have the same problem. ;)

BTW, I told them that I hadn't dyed my hair in over a week. :D

Hi pcad,

You know, in yesterday's 50+ race a few guys on the line accused me of not being 50 while we were waiting for the start. They said my hair was too black and one of them wanted to see my driver's license.
I guess you wouldn't have the same problem.

BTW, I told them that I hadn't dyed my hair in over a week.

I have been a silver haired bastrd since my early 20's.

I have been a silver tongued bastrd forever. Remember, Pcad was once a Used Car Salesman. There's a shock, eh?

Why did you have your dad model your skinsuit?

Why did you have your dad model your skinsuit?

You'll be lucky if you're still breathing when you're my age punk. Let alone racing bicycles. I think you'll look like this:

http://www.naturalbuy.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/couch_potato.gif

Wait......was that Steve Martin in a skin suit?

http://reneeashleybaker.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/steve-martin-actor-comedian.jpg

These cans are defective!

Which way to go with this?

Can you breathe in that thing?

Nice bathtub.

Bring back the goatee! I understand now why you had it.

And finally, tell me you have both a college fund and a therapy fund for your daughter. "I took pictures of my dad in his skinsuit" does not have a nice ring to it.




& now for the homage -- I hope I look that good at 50.

Nice bathtub!!!

Nice bathtub!!!

I'd accuse you of being gay, but after posting that photo, I blame myself.

looking lean pcaddy.

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/5148/pcadmt4.jpg

I'm still too fat for this sport. I won't rest until I look like Nomad or KP. Or as close as a 50 year old who likes Dominos Pizza can ever possibly get. You know what's scary? I was racing with a couple of 50+ dudes this Spring who could seriously shell 95% of the Road Nazis here, regardless of age. Trust me.

Bring back the goatee! I understand now why you had it.



You simply covet Pcad's Matinee Idol Looks. And most of you will never live til age 50, you'll all be hit by Ford F150 pick up trucks.

I'm still too fat for this sport. I won't rest until I look like Nomad or KP. Or as close as a 50 year old who likes Dominos Pizza can ever possibly get. You know what's scary? I was racing with a couple of 50+ dudes this Spring who could seriously shell 95% of the Road Nazis here, regardless of age. Trust me.

You are a uber master, focus on adding muscle instead of shedding fat.

looking lean pcaddy.

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/5148/pcadmt4.jpg

you must have done well in school

I'd accuse you of being gay, but after posting that photo, I blame myself.

Hmmm, recall is a little hazy, but maybe that was you who said something similar many years ago and told me that the Dodge was a creampuff driven only on Sundays back and forth to Church by a retired grandmother who did all the service schedules and oil changes...

You are painfully out of touch with the incessant demands of the Pcad Groupie Contingent.

Correct. I'm satisfied. You may continue this thread. ;)

Oh Pcad. Dear friend Pcad. What's with the need for self-abuse?

Side not:
During the master's race this Saturday, I found myself behind a guy in a skinsuit. It was horrible. Just horrible. The jiggles his flesh made over every bump made me sick. It was like a train wreck: I couldn't avert my attention.

Oh Pcad. Dear friend Pcad. What's with the need for self-abuse?

Side not:
During the master's race this Saturday, I found myself behind a guy in a skinsuit. It was horrible. Just horrible. The jiggles his flesh made over every bump made me sick. It was like a train wreck: I couldn't avert my attention.

Pcad doesn't jiggle too much, but you would be mesmerized by my Shakira hips.

Posting photos of myself for you all to throw darts at entertains me as much as it does you. 8 x 10" glossy autographed copies are available through my attorney botto for $19.95. $29.95 if you want a copy with all his crude yet delightfully derisive Photoshop comments.

Pcad doesn't jiggle too much, but you would be mesmerized by my Shakira hips.

Posting photos of myself for you all to throw darts at entertains me as much as it does you. 8 x 10" glossy autographed copies are available through my attorney botto for $19.95. $29.95 if you want a copy with all his crude yet delightfully derisive Photoshop comments.

I'd hang a autographed coy of this on the wall in front of my trainer. As motivation. You know, like in Rocky III when Rocky had Clubber Lang's photo on his mirror to remind him everyday what he needed to do to finally get the "Eye of the Tiger." ;)

I should have ordered more clothes http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/gsteinb/hmm.gif

"Eye of the Tiger." ;)

My team captain Gary has the Eye of the Tiger thing going on. I do not. My dog Sam and I have a similar outlook when it comes this whole competitive sport thing.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y117/patentcad/DadSamCrashedOBXBeach.jpg

Yes Gary, the clothes are nice this year. That Verge stuff keeps improving each season. Ask Don, I think he may well have some extra clothing on hand.

I'm really not the captain of anything.

http://www.hockomock.com/nuke.jpg

My team captain Gary has the Eye of the Tiger thing going on. I do not. My dog Sam and I have a similar outlook when it comes this whole competitive sport thing.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y117/patentcad/DadSamCrashedOBXBeach.jpg

Yes Gary, the clothes are nice this year. That Verge stuff keeps improving each season. Ask Don, I think he may well have some extra clothing on hand.

Puppy Love ?? Isn't that illegal in NY ?

Wait, I thought you already had a skin suit
http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/18/35/54/37/18404976.jpg

Puppy Love ?? Isn't that illegal in NY ?

That photo is from North Carolina.

That photo is from North Carolina.

South enough that near everything is legal.

For the past year I have been bombarded with flak about not having a skinsuit. Now you can all STFU, because I not only have one, but it's in my team colors, it fits, and it has my sponsor logo.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y117/patentcad/Pcadskinsuit.jpg



Ill tell you what I think after I get over that splendid bathroom...

Ill tell you what I think after I get over that splendid bathroom...

That is the tub in which Pcad resurrects his arthritic body on a daily basis.

I think Pcad just jumped the shark.
http://curveship.dyndns.org/Pcad_jumps_the_shark.PNG

The 70s just called and they want their hair back.

The 70s just called and they want their hair back.

When you're 50 you won't even have hair froggy boy.

For the past year I have been bombarded with flak about not having a skinsuit. Now you can all STFU, because I not only have one, but it's in my team colors, it fits, and it has my sponsor logo.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y117/patentcad/Pcadskinsuit.jpg



I'm diggin them sandals!

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y117/patentcad/Pcadskinsuit.jpg



http://www.arthistoryarchive.com/arthistory/popart/images/Andy-Warhol-Photograph-05.jpg

If I only had 1/10 of Andy's dough.

Pretty sure no one's told Michael Ball how butt-ugly the Rock Racing kits are. Probably because everyone's afraid of him.

And no one on Warhol, er, Pcad's team is going to tell him about their kits, probably because he's footing the bill. But it needs to be said. Pcad--that stripe is pink. It's not yellow or grey or whatever everyone's been telling you it is. Sorry. So very, very sorry.

Color blindness---1
Patentcad---------0

Pretty sure no one's told Michael Ball how butt-ugly the Rock Racing kits are. Probably because everyone's afraid of him.

And no one on Warhol, er, Pcad's team is going to tell him about their kits, probably because he's footing the bill. But it needs to be said. Pcad--that stripe is pink. It's not yellow or grey or whatever everyone's been telling you it is. Sorry. So very, very sorry.

Color blindness---1
Patentcad---------0

Pink rocks mousey. At least it did in the 90's. We're all from that era on this team anyway, so it's perfect.

When you're 50 you won't even have hair froggy boy.

You are correct.

You are correct.

At least Road Nazis are honest bastrds.

Mostly.

Did somebody say skinsuit?
http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk46/bravo106/redskinsuitguy.jpg

Why are you lifting your big toes? And what is with the curve of your body - a definite reverse C happening. I think you got the skin suit to hold your body together.

Hope it makes you faster.

That is the tub in which Pcad resurrects his arthritic body on a daily basis.

Then for Christ's sake, tell your toe to behave.

Pink rocks mousey.

Yeah! Rocks!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v285/NoRacer/Misc/1205072059.jpg

Whoops, wrong one!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v285/NoRacer/Misc/StrasburgRR.png