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TriDevil

11-24-03, 07:38 PM

SamDaBikinMan

11-24-03, 08:51 PM

And it does not even sound like they were drunk! :eek:

Imagine if you did mix alchohol with this bunch.

TriDevil

11-24-03, 09:12 PM

then they'd ALL probably be 'critically injured'!

Dave Stohler

11-25-03, 07:09 AM

The KKK took my baby away
they took him away
away from me....

(with apologies to the late Joey Ramone...)

TrekRider

11-25-03, 04:47 PM

http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/South/11/24/klan.initiation.ap/index.html
After I read this I could only laugh and then laugh some more. Maybe good ol' darwin is starting to take care of these people! Anyway, its good for a laugh

"Struck him in the head and exited at the base of his skull"???? Oh, yeah, KKK, nothing in there to impede it!

$7500 bail? Heck, that would buy three or four trailers, seventeen broken appliances and 12 junk cars on blocks to scatter in front of them and sixteen hound dogs per house.

Allister

11-25-03, 11:59 PM

So would that make them the Klu Klutz Klan?

joeprim

11-26-03, 08:30 AM

The bullet couldn't have gone up untill gravity stopped it and pulled it back. It must have hit something and bounced.

Joe

MsVicki

12-06-03, 04:03 PM

Uh oh!

greywolf

12-11-03, 06:46 AM

I've often wondered about all those shots fired in the air at some of the festiveties & demos shown on the news !!! Where do they come down? Was'nt there something a while ago about a light aircraft shot down at a wedding by guests discharging their weapons in the air just for the hell of it ??

chewa

12-11-03, 09:26 AM

The bullet couldn't have gone up untill gravity stopped it and pulled it back. It must have hit something and bounced.

Joe

Don't see why not. Could be a freak chance.

Warships going under the bridge near me make sure no crew are on deck in case anyone drops a penny from the bridge.

They used to embed themselves in the woodwork and that's only from a hundred and odd feet.

joeprim

12-11-03, 10:18 AM

Good point chewa, buty it seems like a remote possibility. I'd still look around and see if there was something it could have bounced off of.

I don't know about a plane being brought down greywolf, but I understand an American Helociptor thoght it was under attack and blew up a wedding in Afganistan when the shot in the air near it.

Joe

spexy

12-11-03, 12:21 PM

After I read this I could only laugh and then laugh some more.

I'm shocked, absolutely shocked that you people can laugh at another's misfortune...

...NOT!!!!! Bwahahaha!

bac

12-11-03, 12:36 PM

Stubacca

12-11-03, 01:46 PM

Whatever the physics, and however it happened, it really doesn't get much funnier than that!!! :D

Allister

12-11-03, 04:22 PM

I've often wondered about all those shots fired in the air at some of the festiveties & demos shown on the news !!!

Anyone with a modicum of sense would hopefully be firing blanks. Anyone stupid enough to go around firing live rounds into the air isn't responsible enough to own a gun at all.

And yes joeprim, according to my cursory understanding of the law of conservation of energy, apart from slight losses due to air friction, a bullet shot into the air will come down at approximately the same speed it went up. 'Fortunately' in this case it went up straight enough to hit a fellow Klanner instead of some poor sod a mile away.