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11-26-03, 07:55 PM
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.
And Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth the $3.20 double-cheeseburger. And Satan said to Man, "You want fries with that?" And Man said, "Super size them."
And Man gained kilos.
And God created the healthful yoghurt, that Woman might keep her figure that Man found so fair.
And Satan froze the yoghurt, and he brought forth chocolate, nuts and brightly coloured sprinkle candy to put on the yoghurt.
And Woman gained kilos.
And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad."
And Satan brought forth creamy dressings, bacon bits, and shredded cheese. And there was ice cream for dessert.
And Woman gained kilos.
And God said, "I have sent you heart-healthy vegetables and olive oil with which to cook them."
And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter.
And Man gained kilos, and his cholesterol went through the roof.
And God brought forth running shoes, and Man resolved to lose those extra kilos.
And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so Man would not have to toil to change channels.
And Man gained kilos.
And God said, "You're running up the score, Devil."
And God brought forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition.
And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy centre into chips and deep-fat fried them. And he created sour cream dip also. And Man clutched his remote control and ate the potato chips swaddled in cholesterol.
And Satan saw and said, "It is good."
And Man went into cardiac arrest.
And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery...
And Satan created private health insurance ....
And Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth the $3.20 double-cheeseburger. And Satan said to Man, "You want fries with that?" And Man said, "Super size them."
And Man gained kilos.
And God created the healthful yoghurt, that Woman might keep her figure that Man found so fair.
And Satan froze the yoghurt, and he brought forth chocolate, nuts and brightly coloured sprinkle candy to put on the yoghurt.
And Woman gained kilos.
And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad."
And Satan brought forth creamy dressings, bacon bits, and shredded cheese. And there was ice cream for dessert.
And Woman gained kilos.
And God said, "I have sent you heart-healthy vegetables and olive oil with which to cook them."
And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter.
And Man gained kilos, and his cholesterol went through the roof.
And God brought forth running shoes, and Man resolved to lose those extra kilos.
And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so Man would not have to toil to change channels.
And Man gained kilos.
And God said, "You're running up the score, Devil."
And God brought forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition.
And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy centre into chips and deep-fat fried them. And he created sour cream dip also. And Man clutched his remote control and ate the potato chips swaddled in cholesterol.
And Satan saw and said, "It is good."
And Man went into cardiac arrest.
And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery...
And Satan created private health insurance ....