Foo - It's a woman thing....

When a ship sinks, women (and children) get off first.
A woman can hug her best friend without worrying she'll think she's gay.
We can talk to attractive members of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
A woman can never be blamed if it's wet on the floor around the toilet bowl.
If a woman cheats on her spouse everyone will assume it's because she was being emotionally neglected.
We are capable of doing at least two different things to a passable standard at the same time.
We live longer than men.
We know how to cover up spots and other facial blemishes.
If a woman inexplicably disappears for two weeks, one of her friends will notice.
We mature earlier than men (some men never mature at all).
There are times when chocolate is really the answer to all woman's problems.
We don't feel uncomfortable with gay waiters or hairdressers.
We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
We know the truth about whether size matters...
A woman can take a drive without trying to beat her best time.
If a woman forgets to shave, no-one has to know.
We are capable of going longer than five minutes without thinking about either sex or football.
We never lust after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
Women can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
We can cry and get off a speeding ticket. :D
A woman can get a whole new lease on life just by changing her lipstick.
A woman can congratulate her team-mate without ever touching her rear.
Women don't have to worry about catching anything important in their zipper.
If a woman says something stupid, most men will just think she's cute.
We can admit to others when we've made a mistake.
If a woman cries, she's sensitive; if a man cries, he's a wimp.
Women know who their children are without having a DNA test.
It's cool to be a daddy's girl. It's sad to be a mummy's boy.
We can wear platforms - which is why there is no such thing as a short woman's complex.
We can watch one TV channel at a time without getting bored.
Women have total control over their eyebrows.
We can get drunk quicker and cheaper than men.
A woman's friend won't try to persuade her to get a tattoo while she's drunk.
A woman won't drive to Hell and back before she asks for directions.
We aren't covered with hair like shag carpeting.
Woman don't feel threatened if their partner earns more than they do.
We can keep pot plants alive for more than a week.
We're flexible.
We can get laid anytime we want.
We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar.
PMS is a legal defense for murder.
We don't have to constantly adjust our genitals.
We have a higher tolerance to pain.
We don't spend 45 minutes on the toilet.
We don't have to make fools out of ourselves to impress a man.
Our friends don't pick on us if we aren't sleeping with anyone.
Women look better naked
Women do less time for violent crime.
We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
We never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.
We'll never have to decide where to hide the nose-hair clipper.
No one passes out when you take off your shoes.

...and...

2 words: multiple orgasms

What are doing the internet, get back to the kitchen :D

We live longer than men.


Yeah...this one surprising...maybe we die sooner cause we want to, after all:D

Yeah...this one surprising...maybe we die sooner cause we want to, after all:D

Don't say that, there may be someone out there who will help you obtain your goal :eek: .

East Hill

Don't say that, there may be someone out there who will help you obtain your goal :eek: .

East Hill

its called a wife. :eek: :D

I got about halfway through your list, but then I got distracted thinking about sex and football.

What are doing the internet, get back to the kitchen :D

We're better at grammar too. :p

We're better at grammar too. :p

yes, you are :D

What's wrong with lusting over cartoon or computer game characters?

What are doing the internet, get back to the kitchen :D

Note the "doing the internet" part. Sex, sex, sex, that really IS all you think about....:p

We're better at grammar too. :p

You may be better at "grammar", but I have better grammar.

Note the "doing the internet" part. Sex, sex, sex, that really IS all you think about....:p

:roflmao: I need a nap now.

I am not the typical guy, I don't pause often to think about football...

I also have no problem admitting women are better... that is why I like hanging out with them.

Well, that, and the real reason. :)

Note the "doing the internet" part. Sex, sex, sex, that really IS all you think about....:p

W3rd. I took the internet from behind last night in a move i like to refer to as the "big bang". :D

W3rd. I took the internet from behind last night in a move i like to refer to as the "big bang". :D

Good stuff.

"We can keep pot plants alive for more than a week."

Is this really what you meant to type, Ms.I?

Also, I take umbrage with the fact that we men spend 45 minutes on the toilet. You ladies might not sit on the toilet for 45 minutes, but you damn sure can take up some time in the bathroom.

Women should know their Role (http://www.j-walk.com/other/goodwife/index.htm)

"We can keep pot plants alive for more than a week."

Is this really what you meant to type, Ms.I?

Oops!! No but that works too. ;)

Also, I take umbrage with the fact that we men spend 45 minutes on the toilet. You ladies might not sit on the toilet for 45 minutes, but you damn sure can take up some time in the bathroom.

Exactly. In the 45 minutes a man takes to poop, a woman has showered, dried her hair, applied deodorant/makeup/perfume, and changed outfits up to three times.

Exactly. In the 45 minutes a man takes to poop, a woman has showered, dried her hair, applied deodorant/makeup/perfume, and changed outfits up to three times.

Then why exactly do we men still end up waiting on the womenfolk? Why?

Sometimes you just need a 45 minute break from work, and there's really only one place you can do that . . .

Sometimes you just need a 45 minute break from work, and there's really only one place you can do that . . .

King of the castle needs some time on his throne, am I right?

We don't have to constantly adjust our genitals.

You say that like it's an annoyance or something.

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Women look better naked

Advantage: man. Makes me wonder why there aren't more lesbians.

We can talk to attractive members of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.


Hey, we don't *have* to picture them naked. It's a choice.

Yay for generalizations! :D

Exactly. In the 45 minutes a man takes to poop, a woman has showered, dried her hair, applied deodorant/makeup/perfume, and changed outfits up to three times.

Are you friggin kidding me?

Most women I know take HOURS to get ready.

By removing the hair trap in the shower, I can crap, piss, and get ready all at once and it only takes 10 minutes. You have no idea how efficient I can be.

Exactly. In the 45 minutes a man takes to poop, a woman has showered, dried her hair, applied deodorant/makeup/perfume, and changed outfits up to three times.

I do all but the make-up in 15 minutes. If a man is on the throne for more than 5 minutes, he's either got medical issues, or is doing something else (maybe reading, maybe not).

I do all but the make-up in 15 minutes. If a man is on the throne for more than 5 minutes, he's either got medical issues, or is doing something else (maybe reading, maybe not).

So how long does it take you to do your make-up then? ;) :p

I do all but the make-up in 15 minutes. If a man is on the throne for more than 5 minutes, he's either got medical issues, or is doing something else (maybe reading, maybe not).

I'm usually playing my Nintendo DS... :o

Makes for a nice 30 minute break from the insanity at work. :D

How come women think they own the multiple orgasm? It's bs :D

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We can get laid anytime we want.

It depends:)

We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar.

See above

We don't have to constantly adjust our genitals.

But you have to adjust your bra even more often.

We have a higher tolerance to pain.

Do you? Very popular urban legend, never saw a proof.

We don't spend 45 minutes on the toilet.

but you go there in crowd and it is 45 or more in accumulated time


We don't have to make fools out of ourselves to impress a man.

Really? :D

Our friends don't pick on us if we aren't sleeping with anyone.

No, it gets much worse than picking.

Women look better naked

Some women.

We never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.

You have no clue - ask your man.

We'll never have to decide where to hide the nose-hair clipper.

You don't?

No one passes out when you take off your shoes.

Depends

I said this in the other thread....

Interesting to note that the woman's thread is full of rebuttals from guys, whereas the opposite hasn't happened in the man's thread. Wonder which group takes teasing better. :p

I said this in the other thread....

Interesting to note that the woman's thread is full of rebuttals from guys, whereas the opposite hasn't happened in the man's thread. Wonder which group takes teasing better. :p

Well, here's my rebuttal to that.:D

We like teasing the ones we like:p

I'm surprised there was nothing in the list about the pain of childbirth. Women seem to love holding that one over our heads.

I always respond with,"What's worse...one day of excruciating pain or hearing about it every day for the rest of your life?"

No one passes out when you take off your shoes.

You haven't been around my (grown) daughter.

come on guys, just relax and admit that women are the superior sex/gender. There is no way I would date a dude, all the fun things I can think of to do with another human involve women.

Name something fun that you do with "the guys" that you can't do with a woman, I dare ya. ;)

Sucking up Steven

So how long does it take you to do your make-up then? ;) :p

Just because I need it, doesn't mean I use it. :p :D

I'm surprised there was nothing in the list about the pain of childbirth. Women seem to love holding that one over our heads.

I always respond with,"What's worse...one day of excruciating pain or hearing about it every day for the rest of your life?"

I like this one also. "Yeah, yeah you carried the kid for nine months, I gotta carry him for at least the next eighteen years."

I said this in the other thread....

Interesting to note that the woman's thread is full of rebuttals from guys, whereas the opposite hasn't happened in the man's thread. Wonder which group takes teasing better. :p

There's no rebuttals in a man's thread because women just make a woman's thread instead. You know it's true.

...but I hate football!

Now soccer, on the other hand...

Same here, football is as boring as watching golf on TV. And it seems that half of msincredible's claims are about sex. Hmmm...ironic.

Boring? It's barbaric and almost savage!

Soccer (original football) is a relatively elegant sport that is enjoyed by people all over the world (including countries that have a passion for cycling! What a coincidence.)

"Football," on the other hand, seems to be a slugfest of (mostly) overweight, but super buff (not just your typical average EPO), brutes (as per the media) knocking each other out, while attempting to get a ball to the other side.

Staying on topic, while men think about sex more often than woman, women seem to request it much much more. Also, from what I've heard, women consider better sex a series of "quickies" or shorter encounters whereas men enjoy taking their time (for the most part).

You don't have to be politically correct, many football players are just plain fat, sorry football players. Football is the most obese sport. As afr as the sex thing, women tend to dwell on its complexities.

If they're not fat, they're loaded with {insert ultra-PED here**.

lol

its called a wife. :eek: :D

+1

...but I hate football!

Now soccer, on the other hand...

In the developed world football = soccer.:p

I must be abnormal, I don't think about football (soccer) or our national religion (rugby) at at, except when the All Blacks are beating everyone else.:D

Well beyond all the BS in the original post, you gals are better at some things: manipulation, using emotion to make you look innocent vulnerable and then turning ice-cold and merci-less when it suits you, running up the credit card bills, having children, being totally unpredictable and messing up team-dynamics in the workplace, freaking out monthly (thank god that's on a schedule), unexpectedly expanding and contracting based on panic diets (binge/purge)....but in the end....for all the hate both sexes have for one another, there's nothin like a good romp (which unfortunately leads to each sex taking on all the baggage of the other at some point). :-)

freaking out monthly (thank god that's on a schedule

AGREED!

Yeah...this one surprising...maybe we die sooner cause we want to, after all:D

Or because by that age the only person you're living with is a woman.