"Are you in favor of using sex to sell biking? "

Well... I might be, it's never happened at any of the bike shops I go to, and anyway,
they're mostly staffed by guys, so i wouldn't be interested.

"Are you in favor of using sex to sell biking? "

Well... I might be, it's never happened at any of the bike shops I go to, and anyway,
they're mostly staffed by guys, so i wouldn't be interested.

:roflmao: :roflmao:

-Kurt

Sexy bicycles sell themselves - called Pron. :D

Sexy bicycles sell themselves - called Pron. :D

You are right! I'm sold!

Interesting... Put her in different clothes and does it "sell" cycling in the same manner?

http://www.britishcycling.org.uk/images/news_lead/2002/international/08_trackwc_china_04.jpg

Well played!

Something like this works a lot better for me though:

http://i26.tinypic.com/xqgsc7.jpg

What happens when those who do not fit in the general consensus of the "beautiful," master race ride by? What is thought of them? Is this to say that only "beautiful people" should be riding bicycles? Course not. These comments serve no purpose other then to shun those who do not fit the present societal idea of "beautiful."


There's always a risk of that happening, but beauty can come in European, black, oriental and others.

Besides, a beautiful body can help you be attractive, no matter how ugly you are.

The idea is bikes can be sexy, and they can make you sexy, besides being good for other reasons...

(see signature) ;)

Well, the bike makes the girls more eye candy-full while posing with it in this pic for example:

http://i26.tinypic.com/14m6loz.jpg

Well, the bike makes the girls more eye candy-full while posing with it in this pic for example:


That's a fact! Has been for quite a while too. These ladies look even better when on a bike and don't need to show a lot of skin to prove it (not that I wouldn't mind a little confirmation.)

Well played!

Something like this works a lot better for me though:

http://i26.tinypic.com/xqgsc7.jpg
...no muscle tone...

:D

ILTB, do you have the link for this pic?

http://www.bikeforums.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=71198&d=1210446575

That pinstriping and construction was screaming Jack Taylor, but the badge indicates otherwise.

-Kurt

ILTB, do you have the link for this pic?

http://www.bikeforums.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=71198&d=1210446575

That pinstriping and construction was screaming Jack Taylor, but the badge indicates otherwise.

-Kurt

On this site:http://www.gios.it/2005/eng/prima.php?page=gallery The two beauties - Anouck Lepere and Gios

http://www.gios.it/2005/gallery/The%20two%20beauties%20-%20Anouck%20Lepere%20and%20Gios/And%20now,%20please,%20try%20to%20look%20at%20the%20bike!.txt.jpg

Also check out: http://www.gios.it/2005/gallery/The%20two%20beauties%20-%20Anouck%20Lepere%20and%20Gios/The%20super%20model%20Anouck%20Lepere.txt.jpg

Hey guys, if you keep parading sexy chicks here, we won't have any ladies to ride bikes!

We needs someone like George Clooney to model bikes...

http://www.evuk.co.uk/imgs/Tango_Clooney_Burbank2.jpg

Hey, he's a good candidate. Notice he's not advertising Stupid Unnecessary Vehicles, but a cute, sexy little car. :love:

Hey guys, if you keep parading sexy chicks here, we won't have any ladies to ride bikes!

We needs someone like George Clooney to model bikes...
Can't agree. Guess I'm just a traditionalist when it comes to promoting bicycles.

Can't agree. Guess I'm just a traditionalist when it comes to promoting bicycles.

Well, judging from the pictures above (http://www.bikeforums.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=71252&d=1210523179) it seems our grandfathers knew how to put together bikes and sexy women together. :rolleyes:

Period cheesecake from Schwinn. Own the Paramount, get the girl :beer:

http://www.geocities.com/sldbconsumer4/1973/73ccpg10.jpg

-Kurt

Period cheesecake from Schwinn. Own the Paramount, get the girl :beer:

http://www.geocities.com/sldbconsumer4/1973/73ccpg10.jpg

-Kurt

Every woman loves a man who cross-chains.
That's right baby ooooo stretch that derailleur...

I can just imagine him saying, "and there I was, in my blue button down with matching belt and shoes, running my 53x11, when I hit this HUGE 18% grade, but thanks to my 5-speed racing paramount, POW! I slammed it into my 53x44 and spun up that sucker!"

And she's all like, "WHA..? what kind of bi*ched up gearing is that? 11-19-27-36-44 cassette??? u lying scum!!

Every woman loves a man who cross-chains.
That's right baby ooooo stretch that derailleur...

:roflmao2:

-Kurt

Every woman loves a man who cross-chains.
That's right baby ooooo stretch that derailleur...

What derailleur? What man?

http://www.geocities.com/sldbconsumer4/1973/73ccpg10.jpg


He's not dressed for riding or swimming.

I think he walked the bike into the pool area b'cause Sheila said she liked cyclists (so what if the pic shows him on the bike, I say he walked it there.)

I hope she doesn't ride off with the bike and leave you. :D

(Wait!!! That's not a leather saddle, is it? :twitchy: )

(Wait!!! That's not a leather saddle, is it? :twitchy: )

For sale: One Brooks Professional, only slightly soggy.

-Kurt

Patrick Dempsey should totally be in a cycling ad aimed towards women.

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Entertainment/inf_dempsey_080415_ssv.jpg

My gf practically knocked me over to get to my last month's issue of Bicycling with dempsey in it, wtf...

Every woman loves a man who cross-chains.
That's right baby ooooo stretch that derailleur...

I can just imagine him saying, "and there I was, in my blue button down with matching belt and shoes, running my 53x11, when I hit this HUGE 18% grade, but thanks to my 5-speed racing paramount, POW! I slammed it into my 53x44 and spun up that sucker!"

And she's all like, "WHA..? what kind of bi*ched up gearing is that? 11-19-27-36-44 cassette??? u lying scum!!

I'd rather imagine the dialog to go like this, "Baby, would you like to go for a bike ride later?" And then you take it from there. Try to take it her to the woods or something, you know.

Or if the guy is really aggresive, he'd say, "Baby, I don't know what things they told about me, but I really know how to ride..." And then the girl say, "Really?" :love:

Patrick Dempsey should totally be in a cycling ad aimed towards women.

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Entertainment/inf_dempsey_080415_ssv.jpg

You have to be kidding...he bought an outfit to match the bike? :roflmao2: