Jokes & Humor - Day 5: Contact at last

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Xythen
11-30-03, 02:33 AM
Observation log of a cycling newbie:

Today, I had my first contact with the indigenous Cyclist peoples. My camouflage seemed to reassure them that I was no danger to them. My outlandishly colored outer wear matched their own, indicating perhaps a member of their own caste or tribe?

The subjects appeared to be two males: one elder I have named "Graybeard" and one younger named "Skinny-calves".

As I was preparing my gear for a "ride" they performed a "pass by" which arced by me on their way to their vehicle.

Graybeard, as the elder, said 'Hi' as they passed initiating the encounter. I was caught unprepared by this approach as past researchers have mentioned the somewhat shy nature of these gentle, but aloof peoples. Could our matching yellow jackets have inspired such camaraderie?

I observed them as they disassembled their bicycles and decided I would use this opening to attempt more advanced contact.

I mounted my 'bike' and rode toward them displaying my teeth to indicate non-aggression.

They performed the 'check-out' assessing me and my equipment. I carefully observed them and their equipment in response. Finally, after finding me acceptable, they showed their teeth in return.

I spoke to them of their riding experience today. They replied with the ritualistic response: Graybeard said "Any day you can ride is a good day" Skinny-calves added "Especially around here".

I dared not linger after the ritual was complete and I continued on.

Perhaps another day I will have a chance to continue my study of these graceful and reclusive peoples.

;)


TriDevil
11-30-03, 02:22 PM
You didnt feed them did you? :)

Xythen
11-30-03, 10:48 PM
Goodness, no! They'd have taken my hand right off.


a2psyklnut
12-01-03, 12:31 PM
Remember, SHOW NO FEAR!

They can smell fear, and they'll eat you alive!

L8R

keithnordstrom
12-01-03, 03:35 PM
hmm 2 responses and nobody said it yet?

you forgot to describe their mating rituals. anthropologically that's like the most important aspect of every study i've ever read (which, i think, says more about the species doing the research than it does about the subjects ...).

Xythen
12-01-03, 05:35 PM
Excellent point, Professor Nordstrom.
I hope that as I come to gain their confidence, they will be willing to include me in their more complex social rituals.