Jokes & Humor - Funny t-shirts..

I liked a thread we had about t-shirts before the Jokes got trashed. Got any funny t-shirts you can add?

This one always makes me laugh.

And another...

LoL...they're all so good...I know there are actually WHOLE catalogs that devote themselves to funny t-shirts. I don't know any by name, though.

I like this one!

poor guy..

a very popular shirt at stugis a few years ago.
http://www.humor911.com/pub/innslag/bilder/661.jpg

Oh, I don't have a picture of it, but my friend has a t-shirt that says

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Oh, I don't have a picture of it, but my friend has a t-shirt that says

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.


Ahh, good old Ben Franklin

ya i was watchin mad tv and on it they had a whole bunch of baby tshirts, like the ever popular baby tshirt "busted condom" i lmfao, it was hilarious

A WASHINGTON POST columnist runs a column each summer listing interesting womens' T-shirts observed at the Ocean City, Maryland beach.

1. I CHILDPROOFED MY HOUSE, BUT THEY STILL GET IN.

2. (On the front) 60 IS NOT OLD. (On the back) IF YOU'RE A TREE.

3. DARN RIGHT I'M STILL HOT. IT JUST COMES IN FLASHES.

4. BUCKLE UP. MAKES IT HARDER FOR ALIENS TO SNATCH YOU FROM YOUR CAR

5. MY REALITY CHECK JUST BOUNCED.

6 LIFE IS SHORT. MAKE FUN OF IT.

7. I'M NOT 50. I'M $49.95 PLUS TAX.

8. I NEED SOMEBODY BAD. ARE YOU BAD?

9. PHYSICALLY PFFFFFT!

10. I'M NOT A SNOB. I'M JUST BETTER THAN YOU ARE

11. IT'S MY CAT'S WORLD. I'M JUST HERE TO OPEN CANS.

12. EARTH IS THE INSANE ASYLUM OF THE UNIVERSE.

13. KEEP STARING. I MAY DO A TRICK.

14. WE GOT RID OF THE KIDS. THE CAT WAS ALLERGIC.

15. DANGEROUSLY UNDER-MEDICATED.

16. MY MIND WORKS LIKE LIGHTNING. ONE BRILLIANT FLASH AND IT'S GONE.

17. CATS REGARD PEOPLE AS WARM-BLOODED FURNITURE

18. LIVE YOUR LIFE SO THAT WHEN YOU DIE, THE PREACHER WILL NOT HAVE TO TELL LIES AT YOUR
FUNERAL.

19. IN GOD WE TRUST. ALL OTHERS WE POLYGRAPH.

I like 6, 10, 11 and 18.

10. I'M NOT A SNOB. I'M JUST BETTER THAN YOU ARE


I should get one of those for my wife. It's almost a direct quote of what she said to me the other day. In place of 'you are' put 'everyone'.

I saw one the other day whilst browsing, althought I can't remember where. It was worn by a hugely fat guy and bore the legend 'I Beat Anorexia'

http://www.allowe.com/sight/images/Anorexia.jpg

give the man a cigar.

Some I liked....

"I upped my standards....now UP YOURS!" (co-worker's shirt)

"FBI - Federal Bureau of Intoxication" (i still have that shirt somehwere)

"Homicide - Chicago Police 'our day begins when your's ends' " (Got that one too, but I'm not sure if I really should wear it out in public, i think it might be bad karma)

I've always liked one my neighbour had a few years ago -

"I have PMS and a handgun - any questions?!"

I want a shirt that says "By the time you have finished reading this, you will realize you've just wasted the last 5 seconds of your life."
lol

Another I saw recently was printed upside down and said "If you can read this, put me back on my barstool.'

I saw a shirt sometime ago that went like this:

I've spent most of my money on beer, women, and fast cars.

The rest I've wasted.

Here are a couple from the online Pricepoint catalog.

Hows this one

I would like to buy an "A" chuck.

Here are a couple from the online Pricepoint catalog.

I own all three! :)

One I saw,

It said

ATF on the front and


Who's bringing the chips? On the back.

Well, I was going to get a Calvin Klein or a Gap shirt or something like that, but the I thought, why not get straight to the point, so I made a shirt that says "I'm cool."

My downhill riding buddy has a shirt that says
"I like 8 inches in the rear"

9. PHYSICALLY PFFFFFT!

LMAO I love that one!

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http://www.allowe.com/sight/images/Anorexia.jpg


MM2K...thats awesome ;)

This is one from my collection.

Would you put your child in this t-shirt??

I think I need this t-shirt.

(Click on it and let it load...it is animated.)

No picture, just a black shirt with white lettering:

"You call me a freak like it's a bad thing"

My friend has a shirt that says

"FBI: Federal Booty Inspectors."

and then on the back it says:

"It's our duty to inspect your booty!"

Would you put your child in this t-shirt??


Hell yeah! It ain't like tha lil' sombiotch ken reed!

Fuel injection is ok, but I'd rather be blown!

I saw one the other day whilst browsing, althought I can't remember where. It was worn by a hugely fat guy and bore the legend 'I Beat Anorexia'
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v693/ozstubacca/Funnies/beat20anorexia.jpg

i've always like this one...

i've always like this one...


I know a few people who should wear that t-shirt!

Once I came to grips with my Tourette Sysdrome and got it somewhat under control I used to make jokes about it just to easy the tenseness between me and others around me who didn't understand what I was going thru I had a T-Shirt made, no pics of it, don't know if I still have it, and I know it definately would not fit me now, but it read:
I have Tourtettes'
so ****ing **** off!!!

One of my favorites...

http://www.ambassadorboard.net/templates/ec/pix.jpg

My favorite two are "Fuel injection is ok, but I'd rather be blown!

I'd rather ride a rice burner than push a Harley!

Liable to catch hell for that last one! :))

If it ain't broke, you ain't trying hard enough! - Red Green