Foo - I don't have a girlfriend

Guess what I use as a substitute?











And its not porn...

Repression. Use the power of repression. And then depression. And then succession...

He's right you know.

hang in there.
the right one will come along sooner or later.

Its not that I want a girlfriend.

If I did, I could get a girlfriend.

And inspirational and supportive posts don't count if you post it twice.

all the boyfriend/girlfriend posts crack me up.

You're just jealous aren't you?

What's next? "I love my **********!"??????????????

Those are too expencive.

not jealous. undecided. freedom is intoxicating!

I'm with you, hippie.

:beer:

Root beer

Tree stump?

The Red Hot Chili Peppers.

You two need to get a room!

Hotels are not cheap

That's what cars were made for...driving. What were we talking about?

Velvet teddybear with a discreet hole in it.

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Hotels are not cheap

Girlfriends are not cheap.

But cheaper than...

you're gonna go blind if you keep it up

you're gonna go blind if you keep it up
and kill kittens

But cheaper than...

real estate?

you're gonna go blind if you keep it up

Maxi, this is not really true. I am well into my 40's and my eyesight is still pretty good.



but the pile of kittens is freaking huge and starting to smell a bit.

Maxi, this is not really true. I am well into my 40's and my eyesight is still pretty good.



but the pile of kittens is freaking huge and starting to smell a bit.

True about the eyesight, but I have to shave the palms of my hands twice a day. :o But at least I don't have to wear cycling gloves. :D

True about the eyesight, but I have to shave the palms of my hands twice a day. :o But at least I don't have to wear cycling gloves. :D

just use nair...it'll last longer too. :D

True about the eyesight, but I have to shave the palms of my hands twice a day. :o But at least I don't have to wear cycling gloves. :D



just twice a day? economic with the truth i fear

i said i shave them twice a day; i didn't say how many times i should shave'em.

Girlfriends are not cheap.

But cheaper than...

I'm not willing to pay about $200 bucks to go to the prom with some girl (I would put the b word, but its rude) that I'm not going to care about in another few weeks anyway.

I'd rather save that loot, and buy myself something that will pay off later in life.
Like stocks and a car.

I'm not willing to pay about $200 bucks to go to the prom with some girl (I would put the b word, but its rude) that I'm not going to care about in another few weeks anyway.

I'd rather save that loot, and buy myself something that will pay off later in life.
Like stocks and a car.

You can't buy a very good car or stock for $200.

May as well spend it on getting laid.

You can't buy a very good car or stock for $200.

May as well spend it on getting laid.

I've already got $1150 saved up.

Freshmen don't get laid, if you haven't noticed.

And when I'm rich and prosperous because I didn't spend my money on mindless BS when I was in high school, I can buy me some supermodels and bang them all day ever day on my private island.

I've already got $1150 saved up.

Freshmen don't get laid, if you haven't noticed.

And when I'm rich and prosperous because I didn't spend my money on mindless BS when I was in high school, I can buy me some supermodels and bang them all day ever day on my private island.

Live the dream buddy, live the dream...

I've already got $1150 saved up.

Freshmen don't get laid, if you haven't noticed.

And when I'm rich and prosperous because I didn't spend my money on mindless BS when I was in high school...

Maxi, you're here, writing mindless drivel. When does your day allow time for you to become rich and prosperous?

East Hill

Tomorrow afternoon.

I'm spending 40 next weekend for prom. But that's because I've got good connections and my date and I are eating with a bunch of friends at our friend's house. Damn good cooking there.

We've also grown up together, so getting laid isn't exactly a priority. That would probably make things eternally awkward, actually.

That said, my ex and I had the good ol' "let's just be friends" talk with me about 3 weeks ago.... and then asked another guy to prom. That sure went over well. And now there's the awkward part of "best friends for 5 years, but dating the last 6 months" deal.

Women are crazy. But they....how do I say it..... add some "variety" to our lives. :P

My co worker's daughter is having her prom.

Hair cut colored and styled in an updo ~ $175
Nails done ~ $40
Shoes and accessories to match dress ~ 140
1 Ticket into prom ~ $60
Boutonniere ~ $20
Dinner for herself ~ approx $50 inclu tip
Limo for 6 hours, her share ~ $210 inclu tip
Dress ~ $500

_______________________________________

A night with a guy she just met a couple of months ago ~ $1195

I own my tux (it's a slick double breasted tux, so it works for anything later down the road), gas prices will be negligible (compared to a limo), and our ticket is 30 for a couples. Dinner is free. Corsage comes out to 10ish.

My date owned the dress anyways, is being driven by me, is getting her hair done by her mom (nothing too fancy, she's not a fan of excessive styling), and is getting me a boutonniere for not too much. So, she's really getting the better end of the deal.

Siu, thanks for the breakdown of the price. I never figured out how people managed to spend so much on prom. Last year cost me about 400. But that's because I had to get the tuxedo.

Oops. Forgot the boutonniere. Edited.

Oops. Forgot the boutonniere. Edited.

so that's how you spell it......:p

there is always duct tape ...

Dinner for herself ~ approx $50 inclu tip
Limo for 6 hours, her share ~ $210 inclu tip

Lawsamercy! Things sure have changed since my proms in the late '60s. *LIMO*??? We shared a guy's mom's Barracuda (one of the original muscle cars, for you young'ns), and the guys were expected to cover the meal cost. For that, we got a free boutonniere. :thumb:

just use nair...it'll last longer too. :D



can Nair be used as a lubricant too? :eek:

can Nair be used as a lubricant too? :eek:

your robot is hairy? that is just weird.

your robot is hairy? that is just weird.



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