Foo - Threadkiller

Why thank you Eboo. That's the nicest thing any one has done for me since the text message the wife just sent me.

MV 3sum 2nite ok?

what if you just mold your cheese and beef into the shape of broccoli?

MV 3sum 2nite ok?

FMF = ok
MFM = no thanks.

I know its kind of selfish, but thems the rules I live by. I will not risk crossing the streams. It could result in the destruction of the universe as I know it.

FMF = ok
MFM = no thanks.

I know its kind of selfish, but thems the rules I live by. I will not risk crossing the streams. It could result in the destruction of the universe as I know it.

I think your wife meant FMZ.

I think your wife meant FMZ.

oh. I though you were offering. :innocent:
And well, the txt message was along those lines, but not exactly involving 3 participants.
Anyway, I probably won't be online tonight :D


edit: so is this TMI? does it kill this thread?

oh. I though you were offering. :innocent:
And well, the txt message was along those lines, but not exactly involving 3 participants.
Anyway, I probably won't be online tonight :D


edit: so is this TMI? does it kill this thread?

Not TMI yet. What EXACTLY did you wife offer, and how did she abbreviate it?

I think your wife meant FMZ.

Or perhaps, F and MH

Not TMI yet. What EXACTLY did you wife offer, and how did she abbreviate it?

I am not in the mood to be divorced. So I won't be discussing those details.

I am not in the mood to be divorced. So I won't be discussing those details.

This threadkiller is worthless without pics!!!

http://witperd.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/funny-photo010.jpg

That should kill it.

But I hear Eboo and Jsharr whispering on PM.

That should kill it.

But I hear Eboo and Jsharr whispering on PM.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/funny-pictures-evil-cute-kitten-hands.jpg

oh. I though you were offering. :innocent:
And well, the txt message was along those lines, but not exactly involving 3 participants.
Anyway, I probably won't be online tonight :D


edit: so is this TMI? does it kill this thread?

Dear MV:

The pool is clean now AND you will not need to do your "husbandly" duty tonight. Maybe you should go for a ride or something.

Love,

Wifeypoo of MV.

That should kill it.

But I hear Eboo and Jsharr whispering on PM.

Nope! That was the sound of Eboo calling her maintenance guy frantically, because all three of her fire alarms are beeping at her. I wonder when those flames started appearing...

Dear MV:

The pool is clean now AND you will not need to do your "husbandly" duty tonight. Maybe you should go for a ride or something.

Love,

Wifeypoo of MV.

No have pool. Husbandly duty at my house means mowing the grass.

I hate when my house burns down while I'm on Foo!

Husbandly duty at my house means mowing the grass.

So to speak. Wink wink nudge nudge say no more.

I hate when my house burns down while I'm on Foo!

Her house is not burning down. The alarms are just going off cause she's so hot. Its that librarian thing, you know.

Her house is not burning down. The alarms are just going off cause she's so hot. Its that librarian thing, you know.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1R4vxlGYtY

"Heaven help us if the library caught on fire..."

I think she was trying to blow smoke up our skirts, and forgot to open a window first.

The flames are just a construct of her mind, that signify the struggle of the proletariat against the tyranny of the bourgeois.

Smoke sucks.

Smoke sucks.

Smoked duck sucks. Smoked turkey rocks.

No have pool. Husbandly duty at my house means mowing the grass.
Then what was the pool boy doing at your house? Oh, he must have been "mowing the grass", never mind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1R4vxlGYtY

"Heaven help us if the library caught on fire..."

Awwww!!! I have never heard this before...

However. I would have smacked him in the head with his marbles.

Awwww!!! I have never heard this before...

However. I would have smacked him in the head with his marbles.

I would not reccomend that, as it could make him twist and shout. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMHTYpsDoSI)

Then what was the pool boy doing at your house? Oh, he must have been "mowing the grass", never mind.

well, if he's mowing the right grass, then that's cool.

"Marbles" is librarian lingo for "cajones."

I would not reccomend that, as it could make him twist and shout. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMHTYpsDoSI)

Not in my nonexistent library!

5 pages? Is this what I get for sleeping in? You people are crazy.

5 pages? Is this what I get for sleeping in? You people are crazy.

You say that like it's a bad thing. :lol:

I thought I was going to miss a page or two, but this..... I'm not doing jack squat today and I still don't have time to read all the lame posts... :p

Not in my nonexistent library!

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r162/jsharr/invisiblebook.jpg

Not in my funky library!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1R4vxlGYtY

5 pages? Is this what I get for sleeping in? You people are crazy.

Watch it. We're still looking for a suitable snackrifice. You're on the short list, buddy.

I told you, I don't have time to read all this crap. I'm not quite sure what a snackrifice is, other than one more hilarious word to come out of this horrible thread.

I thought I was going to miss a page or two, but this..... I'm not doing jack squat today and I still don't have time to read all the lame posts... :p
Lame? LAME?!?

I'll show you lame...

http://marcio.net/photos/cd0009/echo_park-one_legged_duck-0797.jpg

I thought I was going to miss a page or two, but this..... I'm not doing jack squat today and I still don't have time to read all the lame posts... :p

LAME!? wellllllllll exccccccusssssssssssseeee meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Psydotek inventulated the word snackrifice and , and , and, did I mention the thing that Psydotek did.?

5 pages? Is this what I get for sleeping in? You people are crazy.

Why do you think I started that mental health thread. :innocent:

I did not know ducks could get diabetes.

Lame? LAME?!?

I'll show you lame...

http://marcio.net/photos/cd0009/echo_park-one_legged_duck-0797.jpg

Damn...what happened to GWB?

Why do you think I started that mental health thread. :innocent:

This is waaaaaay better than the mental health thread, that one was kinda depressing. Although this one has had it's moments....

I told you, I don't have time to read all this crap. I'm not quite sure what a snackrifice is, other than one more hilarious word to come out of this horrible thread.

you make the baby Eboo cry :( Zombies! Snacktack!!!

Are we talking about depressing or brilliant moments?

you make the baby Eboo cry :( Zombies! Snacktack!!!

Talk about depressing moments. Now look what you did.

you make the baby Eboo cry :( Zombies! Snacktack!!!

:roflmao2::roflmao2: Oh my God..... Waaaaaay better than any other thread that has ever existed.

for me, they are closely interwoven themes.

hungry. food. want. thread. leave. do not want. confusion. reigns.

ok everyone...we have to stop posting in this thread entirely until UnsafeAlpine stops slacking and catches up. In the meantime, think up ways to creatively offer him up to the snackrificial gods. bonus points if you can involve 2 mammals and a beehive.

edit: also, so jsharr can have lunch and eboo can find a job.

hungry. food. want. thread. leave. do not want. confusion. reigns.

See. I told you you were the Master.

Well, he's got about 1200 seconds to catch up before i start working on a new chart.

:p