Foo - Threadkiller

Who here is the biggest thread killer? I vote for me.

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I'd vote for hos13...but he already ended the thread.

Assuming he is a he and not a she. Not that there is anything wrong with being a he, but he could be a she. Assuming that he is already a he and not implying that he is a she least I offend him, or her, but rather just the possibility that he could be a she. Now that's not to say that I ALWAYS assume that a poster is a he rather than a she, as I'm sure there are a fair number of she's that post as this is a non-gender biased forum. However, statistically this forum is most likely he's. Of course this is an assumption on my part considring my experience in the cycling world which is comprised mostly of he's. Not that she's cannot ride as good as a he, on the contrary a she can ride every bit as good as a he, but there seems to be more he's and she's in cycling, so I am just assuming that is the case on this forum. I would love to have more she's, and that is not to say that I am some kind of pervert, homophobic or insecure about my manlyness, but rather a nice balance of both would be acceptable. Of course that is not to say that if there ARE more she's than he's that I would demand more he's, not at all, I'd be fine with more she's than he's, if that was the case. I can't believe you read all this.

Real threads don't die. They just stop to reload.

I'd vote for hos13...but he already ended the thread.

Assuming he is a he and not a she. Not that there is anything wrong with being a he, but he could be a she. Assuming that he is already a he and not implying that he is a she least I offend him, or her, but rather just the possibility that he could be a she. Now that's not to say that I ALWAYS assume that a poster is a he rather than a she, as I'm sure there are a fair number of she's that post as this is a non-gender biased forum. However, statistically this forum is most likely he's. Of course this is an assumption on my part considring my experience in the cycling world which is comprised mostly of he's. Not that she's cannot ride as good as a he, on the contrary a she can ride every bit as good as a he, but there seems to be more he's and she's in cycling, so I am just assuming that is the case on this forum. I would love to have more she's, and that is not to say that I am some kind of pervert, homophobic or insecure about my manlyness, but rather a nice balance of both would be acceptable. Of course that is not to say that if there ARE more she's than he's that I would demand more he's, not at all, I'd be fine with more she's than he's, if that was the case. I can't believe you read all this.

I am a he. :)

I'm going to go through 369 pages of Foo threads and end them all.

Screw you all

Screw you all

You don't have the stamina Bucko...

Offers of free intercourse aren't going to be very reliable in killing a thread.

depends on who is making them says the voice of experience.

I'm just trying to emulate my hero, Jsharr. I've heard he gives it the best.

Some people set their sights WAY TOO LOW!

Some people set their sights WAY TOO LOW!

What's wrong with that?

All it means is that you get shot in the kneecap instead of the head.

What's wrong with that?

All it means is that you get shot in the kneecap instead of the head.

I think they may be aiming even lower than that.
Now dance!
http://smlpx.mobi/_tn/std/people/shooting-myself-in-the-feet-DHD.jpg

Can't let MV kill this thread...

Can't let MV kill this thread...

But it's my Manifest Destiny....I am the thread killer.

Hey do any of you ride a bike? Just kidding. Wait...that's actually a legit question...sort of.

Who here is the biggest thread killer? I vote for me.

Are we going by height or girth?

Are we going by height or girth?

girth? What are you measuring?:eek:

Are we going by height or girth?

Yes.

Hey do any of you ride a bike? Just kidding. Wait...that's actually a legit question...sort of.

All my bikes are in pieces right now, so no.... But I'm heading to Fruita tonight!!

Are we going by height or girth?

both

both

*does the math*

Damn...

Are there any MiCasita's where you live?

As a skinny asian d00d, i have neither height nor girth...

Can we measure something else instead?

On the other hand, I know two things that WILL keep this thread going for quite some time:

1) I use WD40 on my chain and find that it is the best lubricant
2) Where do y'all carry your gun when you ride?

*ducks*

On the other hand, I know two things that WILL keep this thread going for quite some time:

1) I use WD40 on my chain and find that it is the best lubricant
2) Where do y'all carry your gun when you ride?

*ducks*

In the WD40 can....duh! My little .38 fits right in that empty can after lubing up the chain.

crap, I've been lubing my chain with my gun, and shooting people with the WD-40

crap, I've been lubing my chain with my gun, and shooting people with the WD-40

Sprayed on a flame, WD-40 is an effective deterrent for group buying at Starbuck's

No, tried that once, it may work on one or two people, but as a deterrent, ineffective. I find stirring the coffee with my nether regions works better.

No, tried that once, it may work on one or two people, but as a deterrent, ineffective. I find stirring the coffee with my nether regions works better.

So your saying you are the size of a stirring straw?
:eek:

I wish.

:roflmao:

Hey, anyone know any good places to ride in Myanmar.

I wish.


I was about to be impressed. Most people don't find a toothpick too impressive :(

Fine...

Ninjas vs. Pirates vs. Zombies

Who wins?

duh, ninja pirate zombies :rolleyes:

You are riding at night and a pizza delivery guy almost wrecks you, what do you do?

a) Follow him to his next stop and steal his car (he leaves it running).

b) Steal the pizzas.

c) Tell him he's a !@$#%.

d) Pray for him.

e) Shoot him with WD-40.

You are riding at night and a pizza delivery guy almost wrecks you, what do you do?

a) Follow him to his next stop and steal his car (he leaves it running).

b) Steal the pizzas.

c) Tell him he's a !@$#%.

d) Pray for him.

e) Shoot him with WD-40.


Duh! All of the above! That's too easy.

Every time I post the thread just fizzels out. By the way, should I ride on the sidewalk against traffic and helmets sux.

I was about to be impressed. Most people don't find a toothpick too impressive :(

Better than me. Most girls aren't very impressed when they find out i'm a girl...

Every time I post the thread just fizzels out. By the way, should I ride on the sidewalk against traffic and helmets sux.

WOW, you're confused. Ride on the street AGAINST traffic. It's best to ride on the interstate, less pot holes.

WOW, you're confused. Ride on the street AGAINST traffic. It's best to ride on the interstate, less pot holes.

:eek:

Making, don't be scared, I do it. There's nothing wrong with me...

Making, don't be scared, I do it. There's nothing wrong with me...

You're grammar is horrible.

There's nothing wrong with me...[it's sarcastic, so my grammar has to be bad]

You're grammar is horrible.

Where's X? He'll gladly explain the problems, and he'll make sure to do so in a grammatically correct way.

You're grammar is horrible.

Yu0r! Yu0r! :mad:

Crap, you just ruined my threadkiller, thanks :p

Making, do not be scared to do my suggestion. I ride like that all the time, and there is nothing wrong with me. Do you agree? [grammatically correct]