Foo - Name Your Willy

:D Some of these are funny! We had fun with this in another forum I'm on.

http://www.generatorland.com/generators/willynamer_gl.php#

Admiral Stonewhistle
Mr. Lollypop
My Petrified Stick

penis.

euro

It keeps telling me sorry, we do not name things that small.

make a poll.

Mister Sticky doesn't need some online name generator to validate his existence.

MILF Seeker

make a poll.

i see what you did there. ewwwwwww

i see what you did there. ewwwwwww

:D

Omar the Tentmaker. :D

<pout> You're all not playing the game the right way.

<pout> You're all not playing the game the right way.

Dr. Love Lance
The Mighty Bumper
The Engorged Fellow
Johnny Punishing Crank
Stony Elvis (my favorite)
Der Swinging Column


Ok...those are the options, tude. You choose.

The Merciless Elvis

The Merciless Elf

fixed it for ya!

thank you

The Trusty Punishing Tube of Tude...

Purple Long John

The Bald Driller

The Trusty Punishing Tube of Tude...

:eek: No tube on Tude!

The one eyed spiting trouser snake.

wife beater

strippers poll?

El Cap-i-tan

mr whoha

later.

yard stick

The Pork Turret
Captain Jaunty Knackwurst
Officer Purple Beef
:lol:

I just refer to it as "The Truth".

As in, "the truth shall set you free" , "you can't handle the truth" or "the truth hurts". :D

My wifes...

:cheers:

The Pork Turret
Captain Jaunty Knackwurst
Officer Purple Beef
:lol:

:roflmao:

Heat seeking moisture missle
One-eyed wonder worm

Ceasar, so I can use a punchline from an old Playboy joke.....

We've come to bury Ceasar not to praise him!

The thermal zucchini
The throbbing python of love

MILF Seeker

Property of MILF

(Yes. I am truly blessed :rolleyes:)

Flesh Piston
Pork Tornado (actually a band name, but it works)
Mr Happy
Woody
Bokey
Grundle

Boris the ********saurus.

I have no names for my bodily parts, but I have named my PDA "Johnson" because it was always telling me what to do.

Also, it made for interesting business conversations. Such as:

(When asked if I was free at a certain time) "I dunno, let me whip out my Johnson"
(At a conference table waiting for a meeting to start) "My Johnson is bigger than yours"

I have no names for my bodily parts, but I have named my PDA "Johnson" because it was always telling me what to do.

Also, it made for interesting business conversations. Such as:

(When asked if I was free at a certain time) "I dunno, let me whip out my Johnson"
(At a conference table waiting for a meeting to start) "My Johnson is bigger than yours"

hehe I liked all those years past Johnson references, they were funny!

Would "Oh my God" count?









:)

Would "Oh my God" count?









:)

Only if not accompanied by laughing and pointing.

Uhaul

The little guy

Stanley the Power Tool

From the movie "Four Rooms"

cock, bone, nob, bishop,
wang, thang, hotrod. Hump mobile,
Oscar, dong, dagger, banana, cucumber,
salami. Sausage, kielbasa, schlong,
dink, tool, Big Ben, Mister Happy,
prick, disk, pecker, peter, pee-pee,
wee-wee, weiner, pisser, pistol,
joint, hose, horn, middle-leg, third-
leg, meat, stick, joystick, dipstick, Junior, the little head, little guy,
Rumple Foreskin, Tootsie Roll. Snake,
one-eyed monster, one-eyed wonder,
shaft, sword, meat whistle, skin
flute, love muscle, Roto-Rooter,
instrument, banger, rammer, ramrod,
cherrypicker, log, pole

Willy The one eyed wonder worm

Mr. Bigglesworth.

I just refer to it as "The Truth".

As in, "the truth shall set you free" , "you can't handle the truth" or "the truth hurts". :D

that made my morning

Jar Opener Activation Lever :p

That spelunker freind of mine.

the pounding hog
the expanding spout
the trusty frisky piston
the plump stump

Wooden Bazooka and Love Giant