Foo - KY Yours+Mine

Any of you with a regular partner try this stuff (http://www.lulu.tv/?p=24376)?

The commercials (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rfUC4CaQ9c&feature=related) (ah, the curse of having TV again after 6-7 years w/o) are as vague as one would expect...but what does it do? OK, there's two different tubes of glop allegedly giving different sensations appropriate for the sexes, and together they're alleged to give yet another...but never do they state any of it outright. I wanna know!

Is it epoxy?
Fire and Ice?
Some sort of explosive?
Chocolate and peanut butter?
Kentucky jelly with mint sauce?
Singing and ice skating?

:wtf:

Posters using it for left and right hands need not apply.

I hear it's great on crackers.

I hear it's great on crackers.

http://lollemurs.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/seewhatyoudid.jpg

Any of you with a regular partner try this stuff (http://www.lulu.tv/?p=24376)?

The commercials (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rfUC4CaQ9c&feature=related) (ah, the curse of having TV again after 6-7 years w/o) are as vague as one would expect...but what does it do? OK, there's two different tubes of glop allegedly giving different sensations appropriate for the sexes, and together they're alleged to give yet another...but never do they state any of it outright. I wanna know!

Is it epoxy?
Fire and Ice?
Some sort of explosive?
Chocolate and peanut butter?
Kentucky jelly with mint sauce?
Singing and ice skating?

:wtf:

Posters using it for left and right hands need not apply.



<snicker> my luck I'd go give it a squirt and it would all splat out. hehe, pass

Its really a trick...its two things that by themselves are perfectly safe, and maybe even kind of fun.
Put them together and well, you have a binary explosive. That's what the new experience they speak of is....traveling in multiple directions all at one time.....Who says you can only be in one place at one time.

Hey, you got your anal lube in my massage oil.

No, you got your massage oil in my anal lube.

Hey, you got your anal lube in my massage oil.

No, you got your massage oil in my anal lube.

:roflmao2:

Thanks so much jsharr...

:injured:

:roflmao2:

Thanks so much jsharr...

you're welcome?

First it was about him and her, now it's about him and him.

First it was about him and her, now it's about him and him.

When did you decide to switch teams?

I just read their FAQ about it (www.ky.com). It sounds very interesting.

I just read their FAQ about it (www.ky.com). It sounds very interesting.

hehe - you watch the mini vid of "See it in action". Guess this stuff is aimed at us busy peeps who don't have too much time anymore and can only fit in a quickee. :D

Hey, I'm straight, but WB and jsharr are kinda scarin' me. Heh.

Hey, I'm straight, but WB and jsharr are kinda scarin' me. Heh.

If you are secure in your sexuality, there is nothing to be scared off, right WB?:twitchy:

Mommy! I found "predators"! Just kidding, but using jsharr's words in your sig can be dangerous! Like mixing the two tubes and adding a second male tube. Not good!

If you are secure in your sexuality, there is nothing to be scared off, right WB?:twitchy:

Yep, I never spent time in the other dugout.

It does bother me that both lubes come in a tubular container. Mistakes could be made if the instructions aren't explicitly clear...though that may not change the results. :twitchy:

I just unconsciously clenched up. thanks WB.

i am still of the opinion blood is the best lube.


aside from the that. more options just make lube buying more confusing.
last time i purchased lube i got chewed out for taking to lube but really there are too many choices even at a plain old drug store. now we have gender specific lubes?



so whats happens if you get girl lube on a outie and boy lube on a innie?

so whats happens if you get girl lube on a outie and boy lube on a innie?

Spontaneous uncontrollable role reversal?

Spontaneous uncontrollable role reversal?

Insert any number of NSFW items here.....

Nothing? The two lubes are designed to mix apparently, so end result would have both boy + girl lube on, err, the sex-organs, so apparently no harm, just different sensation.

duct tape, duct tape your bunghole

i am still of the opinion blood is the best lube.


aside from the that. more options just make lube buying more confusing.
last time i purchased lube i got chewed out for taking to long to buy lube but really there are too many choices even at a plain old drug store. now we have gender specific lubes?



so whats happens if you get girl lube on a outie and boy lube on a innie?


fixed, i left that part out the first time.
i just woke up

Spontaneous uncontrollable role reversal?

Pffft.

Like you need special lube for that...:rolleyes:

Pffft.

Like you need special lube for that...:rolleyes:

Foo handles these lube threads so much better than the mechanics forum.
:beer:

so whats happens if you get girl lube on a outie and boy lube on a innie?

Singularity and spatial collapse. Pretty standard matter/anti-matter reaction, and your junk will instantaneously cease to exist.
Dissappearance is usually accompanied by a sound like *poit* or *fwip*.

one warm/tingles, the other numbs. That was my assumption...

mine ceased to exist right after I said I do.

i am still of the opinion blood is the best lube.

:wtf:

Dissappearance is usually accompanied by a sound like *poit* or *fwip*.

:roflmao:
*poit* *fwip*...my sides hurt now.

one warm/tingles, the other numbs. That was my assumption...

Are you sure about that.... that just doesn't sound quite right.:wtf::p

Are you sure about that.... that just doesn't sound quite right.:wtf::p

actually, that would make logical sense

Are you sure about that.... that just doesn't sound quite right.:wtf::p

That would mean you no longer need to take those 6 shots of whiskey to make her happy ;)

Foo handles these lube threads so much better than the mechanics forum.
:beer:



wait !
are you saying there are DIFFERENT kinds of lubes???
I thought lube is lube, for the the bearings or the boyfriends!:p

depends on the flavor you want.


*ducks*

Foo handles these lube threads so much better than the mechanics forum.
:beer:

Oh boy...now we have to discuss what's the best lube. :eek:

Oh boy...now we have to discuss what's the best lube. :eek:

If I run out of Finish Line, can I use Astroglide on my bicycle chain?

What about vice versa?

wait !
are you saying there are DIFFERENT kinds of lubes???
I thought lube is lube, for the the bearings or the boyfriends!:p

Are you still dating robots?;)

If the wife approaches me a pan of melted parafin, there is no way I am letting her near my crank or bottom bracket.

Are you still dating robots?;)



At least you can program the robot in the fine art of the 'quickie'!

At least you can program the robot in the fine art of the 'quickie'!

:lol:

A simple yes would have worked.:)

At least you can program the robot in the fine art of the 'quickie'!

eeeehh...what lube are you using? 10W-30?:eek:

At least you can program the robot in the fine art of the 'quickie'!

Doesn't that take lots of RAM?

Win. Shall try it and report back here.

:roflmao:

That would mean you no longer need to take those 6 shots of whiskey to make her happy ;)



Shoot I was thinking about that only reversed ;)

Oh boy...now we have to discuss what's the best lube. :eek:

There's gotta be a Phil Wood reference here somewhere...

"The lube that never lets you 'down.'"

Phil Wood = Wood Filled?

Shoot I was thinking about that only reversed ;)

I've never seen a girl going too early as a "problem"

I've never seen a girl going at all as a "problem"

Fixed ;)