Jokes & Humor - Funny animal pictures...

Nooo! Don't leave me!

Oh no! The dreaded running leg hump! :)

An animal joke instead of an animal picture:


From a Dog's Daily Diary:

8:00 am Oh Boy! Dog Food! My Favourite!
9:30 am Oh Boy! A Car Ride! My Favourite!
9:40 am Oh Boy! A Walk! My Favourite!
10:30 am Oh Boy! Getting rubbed and petted! My Favourite!
11:30 am Oh Boy! Dog Food! My Favourite!
Noon Oh Boy! The Kids! My Favourite!
1:00 pm Oh Boy! The Yard! My Favourite!
4:00 pm Oh Boy! To the Park! My Favourite!
5:00 pm Oh Boy! Dog Food! My Favourite!
5:30 pm Oh Boy! Pretty Mums! My Favourite!
6:00 pm Oh Boy! Playing Ball! My Favourite!
6:30 pm Oh Boy! Watching TV with my Master! My favourite!
8:30 pm Oh Boy! Sleeping in Master's Bed! My Favourite!


From a Cat's Daily Diary:

Day 183 of my captivity.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal.
The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild scolding I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture.

Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favourite chair; must try this on their bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was.

Hmmmm, not working according to plan.

There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell of food. More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to my power of "allergies". I must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The Dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant. He speaks with them regularly, and I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured.

But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...

I love that!! Very good! Here is Gus (the cat) studying so he may better learn how to get back at us (captors)!

You say "No dogs allowed"? I think NOT!

Gimme!

Wheee!

That's cute, thankee sai.

Alaskan street gang...

Best positions in bed!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v81/peanutkitty83/Peanutgallery1/djfluffy.gif

The ugliest kitty ever.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v81/peanutkitty83/Peanutgallery1/fugly.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v81/peanutkitty83/Peanutgallery1/ownedkitty.gif

This got posted on my website.

Got milk?

My grandpa used to do squirt milk at the cats when milking the cows on his farm. Good stuff.

I hope everyone enjoyed their Easter this year. This picture that just came across the news wires indicates we won't have one next year.

^ Well, not as cute as the rest, but it is pretty funny.

Hurry up, dear!

I'll email ya!

:d

Where in the world did you get that one????

Uh oh!

Peek-a-boo!

Just checking my email!

:d


Sweet! That's just too kool!

Uh oh!
Haha, that's good! Reminds me of my friends dog... who ate my hat >:(


http://www.drakeshangout.com/pics/animals/page3.12.jpg

Hmmmm...

Brushing teeth...

Bad dog!

Guess who's coming to dinner...

Extreme sports!


that is the best picture by far

Animal jokes..

:roflmao: These were all great.

The one of the cat and bulldog? in an embrace, usually has a funny lead story.

Keep them coming!

Aww, honey, you shouldn't have!

This thread is so awesome.

This thread is so awesome.

Yes, it is. I love it!

Man, I am getting so fat I can hardly scratch my own butt!

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a186/MsVicki/scratch.jpg

What part of quiet didn't you understand??

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a186/MsVicki/quiet.jpg

These morning walks are killing me!

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a186/MsVicki/walks.jpg

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a186/MsVicki/ATT11.jpg

This cat looks pretty lazy..hahaha.

Ha!!! My big fluffly orange cat does this all the time!

HAHAHA!!!

Hey, is that Bizzaro from a few days ago. THat was funny :D

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jun2004/CouchDog.jpg

The woman is driving again!

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a186/MsVicki/image001.jpg

What are your pets doing while you are at work every day?

Oh, what some people will do to their poor pets on holidays!

http://www.hitjokes.com/pics/Humour/That's_A_Big_Mouse.jpg

Har, har, har!

hahahaha, this thread is great Vicki

BUMP

Love those kitties!

From a Dog's Daily Diary:

8:00 am Oh Boy! Dog Food! My Favourite!
9:30 am Oh Boy! A Car Ride! My Favourite!
9:40 am Oh Boy! A Walk! My Favourite!
10:30 am Oh Boy! Getting rubbed and petted! My Favourite!
11:30 am Oh Boy! Dog Food! My Favourite!
Noon Oh Boy! The Kids! My Favourite!
1:00 pm Oh Boy! The Yard! My Favourite!
4:00 pm Oh Boy! To the Park! My Favourite!
5:00 pm Oh Boy! Dog Food! My Favourite!
5:30 pm Oh Boy! Pretty Mums! My Favourite!
6:00 pm Oh Boy! Playing Ball! My Favourite!
6:30 pm Oh Boy! Watching TV with my Master! My favourite!
8:30 pm Oh Boy! Sleeping in Master's Bed! My Favourite!


Hey, wait a minute, MsVicki. Are you from TX or Canada???